Caption This - DeCoster and Tomac

"You're tough, John, but did you ever race with a lacerated spleen?" 

“Is that the bmx and unicycle guy? “ 

"Every color except orange, John? Really? Every. Damn. Color." 

“John, it’s not funny. I used to work at Honda.”

Could he run Yamaha suspension on it?

"Can you tell your kid to slow down?"

*Internal dialogue*

What is his name???

Jim, John,...Tom. Tom Jomac.

Whew, that was almost embarrassing.

"So he says, rectum damn near killed em"

The look on DeCoster's face says, "Go ahead and laugh big boy. I helped Alpinestars get in the motocross bidness. I make the tracks change. I make the rules change.... One phone call and I can make a pair of boots change." 

Tomac - thats the best offer you got?

Roger .".I had a mongoose too..".

"Ever Notice How You Come Across Somebody Once In A While You Shouldn't Have F***ed With? That's Me".

“Yeah yeah yeah yeah I know you had to be fit to but you didn’t have to cope with Heikki Mikkola”