Dude, where’s my F35…?

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9/23/2023 10:03am
LoudLove wrote:
Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly...

Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly, but not a high probability. But in today’s environment, conjecture sometimes gets extrapolated to the point where it becomes reality.  Insert Occam’s Razor here…

Let's assume the Chinese decided any data/comm between the aircraft/ground was just to dang hard to cypher.

But, all the un-encrypted cell traffic from military/law enforcement/govt agencies that got involved with sighting and tracking the balloon is a treasure trove of info.  

Back in the day at RAF Mildenhall UK...the SR would fly OP's from there.  Intel was POSITIVE there was a spy or mole on base cause the fence was full of Brits every time we launched.  All flights were "secret".  How did they always know when the SR was gonna fly?

I was a regular at the Volunteer Arms pub in the village.  I knew a couple of the regulars were avid plane spotters so I just asked them.  Turns out...normal quiet hours (no engines running) for the base were from midnight to 0700.  The SR required 2 KC135Q tankers to get to altitude.  When the locals heard a tanker launch at 0500 and another at 0600...they knew the SR was gonna launch at 0700.

No spies or traitors just some common sense and a desire to do something.

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9/23/2023 10:05am
LoudLove wrote:
Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly...

Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly, but not a high probability. But in today’s environment, conjecture sometimes gets extrapolated to the point where it becomes reality.  Insert Occam’s Razor here…

plowboy wrote:
Let's assume the Chinese decided any data/comm between the aircraft/ground was just to dang hard to cypher. But, all the un-encrypted cell traffic from military/law enforcement/govt...

Let's assume the Chinese decided any data/comm between the aircraft/ground was just to dang hard to cypher.

But, all the un-encrypted cell traffic from military/law enforcement/govt agencies that got involved with sighting and tracking the balloon is a treasure trove of info.  

Back in the day at RAF Mildenhall UK...the SR would fly OP's from there.  Intel was POSITIVE there was a spy or mole on base cause the fence was full of Brits every time we launched.  All flights were "secret".  How did they always know when the SR was gonna fly?

I was a regular at the Volunteer Arms pub in the village.  I knew a couple of the regulars were avid plane spotters so I just asked them.  Turns out...normal quiet hours (no engines running) for the base were from midnight to 0700.  The SR required 2 KC135Q tankers to get to altitude.  When the locals heard a tanker launch at 0500 and another at 0600...they knew the SR was gonna launch at 0700.

No spies or traitors just some common sense and a desire to do something.

cool story!

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9/23/2023 2:05pm
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Earl Scheib, "I'll paint any F35 for $39.99"

I bet you read that in Earl's voice

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9/23/2023 2:37pm
TeamGreen wrote:
They’re starting to let a few little bits out about the a/c’s ability to stop comms/shut comms down/erase data…post ejection…hence, we may get to hear how/why...

They’re starting to let a few little bits out about the a/c’s ability to stop comms/shut comms down/erase data…post ejection…hence, we may get to hear how/why there was/is no traceability available after the ejection. 

plowboy wrote:
Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the...

Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the hot ticket at the moment.  

I could see them wanting that Intel unavailable if an enemy were to recover a downed plane.

ToolMaker wrote:
So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model...

So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model F35 that was sent to destroy the balloon.

TM

An F22 shot the balloon down, not an F35.

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9/23/2023 2:42pm
ToolMaker wrote:

It ain't just you sénior.

LoudLove wrote:
Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly...

Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly, but not a high probability. But in today’s environment, conjecture sometimes gets extrapolated to the point where it becomes reality.  Insert Occam’s Razor here…

ToolMaker wrote:
You do know that China has the fastest super computer right? Couple that with their tenacity for "stealing" secrets. If you got 1 and 3 and...

You do know that China has the fastest super computer right? Couple that with their tenacity for "stealing" secrets. If you got 1 and 3 and 5, you only need to figure out 2 and 4  and you get the sequence. You do know that this is just wild speculation that has just enough possibility that it's worth talking about. Now if they only could crack the code and tell me what my dog is really saying, then I'd be impressed.

Encryption doesn't work that way, if you change one bit of data in the raw data when it's encrypted, every bit of data in the group of data is changed, the size of the group depends on the level of encryption, 128, 256, 1024, 2048, etc bits.

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9/23/2023 2:58pm
plowboy wrote:
Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the...

Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the hot ticket at the moment.  

I could see them wanting that Intel unavailable if an enemy were to recover a downed plane.

ToolMaker wrote:
So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model...

So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model F35 that was sent to destroy the balloon.

TM

An F22 shot the balloon down, not an F35.

Don't confuse Toolmaker anymore.

He's already out there far enough.

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9/23/2023 3:11pm
ToolMaker wrote:

It ain't just you sénior.

LoudLove wrote:
Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly...

Is imagine any data feeds off the 35 would be heavily encrypted. A high altitude ballon absorbing streams of bits is in the realm of possibly, but not a high probability. But in today’s environment, conjecture sometimes gets extrapolated to the point where it becomes reality.  Insert Occam’s Razor here…

ToolMaker wrote:
You do know that China has the fastest super computer right? Couple that with their tenacity for "stealing" secrets. If you got 1 and 3 and...

You do know that China has the fastest super computer right? Couple that with their tenacity for "stealing" secrets. If you got 1 and 3 and 5, you only need to figure out 2 and 4  and you get the sequence. You do know that this is just wild speculation that has just enough possibility that it's worth talking about. Now if they only could crack the code and tell me what my dog is really saying, then I'd be impressed.

Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories, they almost always exist to explain a massive knowledge gap in a person’s understanding of how complex systems operate.  This ain’t the movies, you don’t sit the Chinese version of Hugh Jackman in front of a computer with 6 screens and take over a jet mid flight via a balloon uplink bounced off Starlink satellites. If that was a thing there wouldn’t be drones in the sky over every major conflict in the world.  And the response to this incident would have been entirely different.  They wouldn’t ground just the B models for 2 days if there was serious risk to them from a foreign source.  The people in charge knew what happened and why already, but they don’t need to share that with us.  I can tell you there is no halt on the B model production, testing, or deliveries because of this.  

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9/23/2023 3:35pm
plowboy wrote:
Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the...

Comms didn't use to be that "secret" but I can tell you (without bumping against my NDA)...Data transfer between aircraft and other airborne craft is the hot ticket at the moment.  

I could see them wanting that Intel unavailable if an enemy were to recover a downed plane.

ToolMaker wrote:
So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model...

So we already know the balloon was sending info out in "real time", what would make this more interesting is if this were the same model F35 that was sent to destroy the balloon.

TM

An F22 shot the balloon down, not an F35.

Faulty memory kicking in again. Thanks for the correction. 

9/23/2023 3:44pm
Shawn142 wrote:
Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories, they almost always exist to explain a massive knowledge gap in a person’s understanding of how complex systems operate.  This...

Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories, they almost always exist to explain a massive knowledge gap in a person’s understanding of how complex systems operate.  This ain’t the movies, you don’t sit the Chinese version of Hugh Jackman in front of a computer with 6 screens and take over a jet mid flight via a balloon uplink bounced off Starlink satellites. If that was a thing there wouldn’t be drones in the sky over every major conflict in the world.  And the response to this incident would have been entirely different.  They wouldn’t ground just the B models for 2 days if there was serious risk to them from a foreign source.  The people in charge knew what happened and why already, but they don’t need to share that with us.  I can tell you there is no halt on the B model production, testing, or deliveries because of this.  

"Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories,"

The problem is you labeling it a "conspiracy theory". I originally called it a rumor. But conspiracy theory has been used as a term to get people to shut up. Our government lies to us so often that we need to question things, not shut up. And in the end we'll never know what really happened but it's fun to talk about. But even if it's not fun to talk about, you can't just let the government feed you their line of BS and never question things.

TM

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9/23/2023 3:45pm

Don't confuse Toolmaker anymore.

He's already out there far enough.

Hey, hey, I'm out there just the right amount. Wink

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9/23/2023 11:11pm
Shawn142 wrote:
Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories, they almost always exist to explain a massive knowledge gap in a person’s understanding of how complex systems operate.  This...

Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories, they almost always exist to explain a massive knowledge gap in a person’s understanding of how complex systems operate.  This ain’t the movies, you don’t sit the Chinese version of Hugh Jackman in front of a computer with 6 screens and take over a jet mid flight via a balloon uplink bounced off Starlink satellites. If that was a thing there wouldn’t be drones in the sky over every major conflict in the world.  And the response to this incident would have been entirely different.  They wouldn’t ground just the B models for 2 days if there was serious risk to them from a foreign source.  The people in charge knew what happened and why already, but they don’t need to share that with us.  I can tell you there is no halt on the B model production, testing, or deliveries because of this.  

ToolMaker wrote:
"Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories," The problem is you labeling it a "conspiracy theory". I originally called it a rumor. But conspiracy theory has been...

"Here’s the problem with conspiracy theories,"

The problem is you labeling it a "conspiracy theory". I originally called it a rumor. But conspiracy theory has been used as a term to get people to shut up. Our government lies to us so often that we need to question things, not shut up. And in the end we'll never know what really happened but it's fun to talk about. But even if it's not fun to talk about, you can't just let the government feed you their line of BS and never question things.

TM

"we'll never know what really happened"

The pilot has been confirmed as male, so I'm sticking with my theory, he was scratching his balls and the ejection loop got in the way!

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Found it.

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I feel sorta vindicated in my comments about the "computing/comm" systems being the most valuable part of this aircraft.  

We couldn't sell our Scorpion aircraft for what I'll say are "political" considerations but we did make some decent coin by being able to QUICKLY integrate and test/prove a lot of the systems that are tip of the spear on front line platforms today.

Yes, I'm bragging a bit and admit I'm totally biased but when your experimental test pilots are some of the best from the Navy/Air Force/civil aviation and your engineering team are having tons of cash thrown at them from the really big competitors...and you go head to head...and kick their asses in EVERY category...it's a kick in the nuts to lose for not having the right connections.

We weren't the first competition winner to lose because of politics...won't be the last.

 

11/16/2023 6:47am
ToolMaker wrote:
Has anyone heard the rumors that: It wasn't that long ago that we had a Chinese spy balloon flying over collecting all our broadcast data near...

Has anyone heard the rumors that: It wasn't that long ago that we had a Chinese spy balloon flying over collecting all our broadcast data near and above our military bases. Could they have somehow analyzed that data to the point where they could send a remote signal to the F35 to eject the pilot. This as a warning to stay away from the Taiwan theater. That would be a really big thing if they could show they can hack our most sophisticated plane. And they have been doing some very high number of flights near Taiwan this last 2 weeks. Higher than normal I've read. Then you ask yourself, why are the other F35s grounded? What do they know that they are not telling us? Also this plane flew another 60 miles before going down. Depending on how fast you're going, 60 miles is not really that far, but it's still 60 miles from where the pilot got ejected.

TM

plowboy wrote:
Hold on there horse collar. I could be wrong...no I'm not.  The ejection seat is totally manual.  There is a lot of sequencing but until the...

Hold on there horse collar.Woohoo

I could be wrong...no I'm not.  The ejection seat is totally manual.  There is a lot of sequencing but until the pilot pulls the lanyard...it doesn't move.

Could the Chinese have found a way to fuck with one of the other hundreds of systems...possible.  A lot of electronic shit on those birds.

The news said the pilot landed in the Charleston area but the wreckage was found "two hours" away.  Bad reporting but I assume they meant driving time.  

I have no idea what an F-35 glide ratio is...better than an F-4 (a brick was better).  Depending on altitude and speed...that's not unbelievable.  But it's sounding more like he bailed out of a good plane.  Hope I'm wrong.

The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected from his aircraft at 1,000 feet and about a mile from the airport, presenting the spectacle of a fighter jet with a mind of its own, or worse, vulnerable to hackers directing pilots out of their cockpits in the middle of the fight.

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11/16/2023 6:54am
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The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected...

The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected from his aircraft at 1,000 feet and about a mile from the airport, presenting the spectacle of a fighter jet with a mind of its own, or worse, vulnerable to hackers directing pilots out of their cockpits in the middle of the fight.

We'll, that ain't good.Pinch

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11/16/2023 1:27pm
ToolMaker wrote:
The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected...

The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected from his aircraft at 1,000 feet and about a mile from the airport, presenting the spectacle of a fighter jet with a mind of its own, or worse, vulnerable to hackers directing pilots out of their cockpits in the middle of the fight.

Where did you get that from?

11/16/2023 2:10pm
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The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected...

The pilot, assigned to the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina-based Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, who parachuted into someone’s backyard, was auto-ejected from his aircraft at 1,000 feet and about a mile from the airport, presenting the spectacle of a fighter jet with a mind of its own, or worse, vulnerable to hackers directing pilots out of their cockpits in the middle of the fight.

colintrax wrote:

Where did you get that from?

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The 35 is being delivered with continuously developing software configurations. The one currently discussed the most, I think, arw Bloc 3F (w/Bloc 4 pending) and it had been put on hold for still having too many  bugs and shortfalls showing up in service during the Test Releases of Bloc 3F (aka, TR).

For conversation sake…

This is can be looked at as comparable to the device you’re using to read this right now…

Imagine it being a “Beta Unit” for test and development and always making you reset or reboot…that’s apparently what they’re going thru with many of the production F35s. 

Also, the aircraft and its software are maturing…as designed…but, waaaay too slowly for the Air Force, Navy and Marines. It’s an extremely complex platform ranging from running its engines to comms like a spy satellite to other data systems that are layer upon layer upon layer of unbelievably convoluted complexity. 

If I’m not mistaken, “std issue F35s” are supposed to be at 50-60% capability…which, by the way…is superior to most gen IV a/c when it comes to getting shit done. But, here’s the thing…

It’s NOT 100% of the projected capability of the Completely Developed F35.

And…when the program started…we were suppose to “be there” by now…according to all the geniuses that planned and pitched the program…waaaaay back in THE NINETIES 🤣

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12/8/2025 12:23pm

Ha! That's funny because Gaetz used to be in that exact position, terribly stammering and stumbling while not answering a question and looking like a giant lying idiot. Only now that he's on the outside, is he able to be more direct. 

12/8/2025 4:40pm
TeamGreen wrote:
The 35 is being delivered with continuously developing software configurations. The one currently discussed the most, I think, arw Bloc 3F (w/Bloc 4 pending) and it...

The 35 is being delivered with continuously developing software configurations. The one currently discussed the most, I think, arw Bloc 3F (w/Bloc 4 pending) and it had been put on hold for still having too many  bugs and shortfalls showing up in service during the Test Releases of Bloc 3F (aka, TR).

For conversation sake…

This is can be looked at as comparable to the device you’re using to read this right now…

Imagine it being a “Beta Unit” for test and development and always making you reset or reboot…that’s apparently what they’re going thru with many of the production F35s. 

Also, the aircraft and its software are maturing…as designed…but, waaaay too slowly for the Air Force, Navy and Marines. It’s an extremely complex platform ranging from running its engines to comms like a spy satellite to other data systems that are layer upon layer upon layer of unbelievably convoluted complexity. 

If I’m not mistaken, “std issue F35s” are supposed to be at 50-60% capability…which, by the way…is superior to most gen IV a/c when it comes to getting shit done. But, here’s the thing…

It’s NOT 100% of the projected capability of the Completely Developed F35.

And…when the program started…we were suppose to “be there” by now…according to all the geniuses that planned and pitched the program…waaaaay back in THE NINETIES 🤣

The software development would be worth the effort, if a lot of the software can be used in future aircraft, F-47, B-21, etc.

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12/8/2025 9:22pm
TeamGreen wrote:
The 35 is being delivered with continuously developing software configurations. The one currently discussed the most, I think, arw Bloc 3F (w/Bloc 4 pending) and it...

The 35 is being delivered with continuously developing software configurations. The one currently discussed the most, I think, arw Bloc 3F (w/Bloc 4 pending) and it had been put on hold for still having too many  bugs and shortfalls showing up in service during the Test Releases of Bloc 3F (aka, TR).

For conversation sake…

This is can be looked at as comparable to the device you’re using to read this right now…

Imagine it being a “Beta Unit” for test and development and always making you reset or reboot…that’s apparently what they’re going thru with many of the production F35s. 

Also, the aircraft and its software are maturing…as designed…but, waaaay too slowly for the Air Force, Navy and Marines. It’s an extremely complex platform ranging from running its engines to comms like a spy satellite to other data systems that are layer upon layer upon layer of unbelievably convoluted complexity. 

If I’m not mistaken, “std issue F35s” are supposed to be at 50-60% capability…which, by the way…is superior to most gen IV a/c when it comes to getting shit done. But, here’s the thing…

It’s NOT 100% of the projected capability of the Completely Developed F35.

And…when the program started…we were suppose to “be there” by now…according to all the geniuses that planned and pitched the program…waaaaay back in THE NINETIES 🤣

DARPA is constantly handing them new shit to install and "test".  I had to run to home depot and buy a 110 a/c unit and cobble up some duct work to keep our computer from overheating during ground testing some of that "shit" (at an undisclosed desert location).🙃

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12/8/2025 9:26pm Edited Date/Time 12/8/2025 9:37pm

The software development would be worth the effort, if a lot of the software can be used in future aircraft, F-47, B-21, etc.

That would make sense and there's bound to be some crossover but there's probably less than you'd think.

Edit...12 to 18 months is a light year in weapons/systems development terms.  4 years from clean sheet to certified airframe is actually pretty fast but the egg heads never stop coming up with new crap they want "bolted" on the new plane which wasn't engineered to carry it.

It takes a huge company to build a modern aircraft but 3 goons with a computer can think up and design something the brass just can't live without. 

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12/8/2025 9:45pm

The software development would be worth the effort, if a lot of the software can be used in future aircraft, F-47, B-21, etc.

plowboy wrote:
That would make sense and there's bound to be some crossover but there's probably less than you'd think.Edit...12 to 18 months is a light year in...

That would make sense and there's bound to be some crossover but there's probably less than you'd think.

Edit...12 to 18 months is a light year in weapons/systems development terms.  4 years from clean sheet to certified airframe is actually pretty fast but the egg heads never stop coming up with new crap they want "bolted" on the new plane which wasn't engineered to carry it.

It takes a huge company to build a modern aircraft but 3 goons with a computer can think up and design something the brass just can't live without. 

It's been 5 years since the Navy patented laser induced plasma to spoof IR sensors, I wonder how that has progressed.

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