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For all of our sakes, please take this job....we need an inside man of your caliber.
https://racerxonline.com/2022/11/29/mototees-is-seeking-class-a-cdl-dri…
Rt here man running super illegal up @ down the ne for a month straight 7 days a week. That would b a fun job or I would make it 1 at least. I would hv it in my contract that I would hire the staff - from a strip Club of course. Maybe 1 in the hillbilly WV. There’s a billboard with 4 of them. I would hv a few strict rules No bras allowed, Legs must b tanned, all girls hv to report to morning erotic calestetics jumping jacks, full bends, 1 hand torching opposite foot and jump roping. I think it’s important to b properly warmed up b4 reporting to duty. DC,s co rt ? He has to let the girls and I hv a party and crash at his mansion . When ever I say so. Freedom to take the rig to other venues to sell tshirts like rock concerts etc. I get a cut of 15% of sales. Ability to install a few stripper poles on the equipment. It says maintaining our trk and trl. No problem I was trained by the dot captain Jack at the biggest pipeline co in America. But also hv the freedom to drop the trk off at a Eastern European trk shop in Chicago. I just got out of there a trip not a lot of English but some unique music Eastern Euro techno pop. And dj,s speaking Russian or maybe Lithuanian. I fired my dispatcher a few days ago . Ah the baby got me a Uber from the shop to the office. His boss and worthless 1 ganged up on me. I don’t take crap especially when it’s from a idiot snitch boy. Last dispatcher was Ukrainian Lazy kid never in the office always in his car if he answered he made crap up that he couldn’t talk or was street racing. It all started by me asking for 375 a day to run the northeast. We got it in 04 why can’t we get it now. Like I,m going to earn a living @ .80 in 19 hrs = 380 mi. So I might b looking for a job soon. The Wheel keeps going around.
What did I just wonder into???
Godspeed Profeshenal. Your semi would be lit.
With what he just described I've got a semi.....
The Shop
DeCal Works Huge Plastic Inventory of UFO and Polisport kits.
Luxon 4-Post Bar Mounts
$189.95 - $239.95
This is what we call narnia
WI known for cheese, beer, brats (and now) profeshenal…
I’m pretty sure the Hart and Huntington team tried that same exact marketing scheme at their semi in the pits.
Thread theme song
https://youtu.be/8fWXvB_lDlo
The pole isn’t for at the race Bro. It’s for meds - mobile erotic Dancing Spectacular. Subliminal income Yo. The girls are electric sexy and very erotic. Not like Carey,s west coast burnt Gogo dancers. Shear thin white tube tops with red,yellow and blue piping on the bottom.
"Tube tops"... I loved the 90's too bro
Can't believe I'm getting sucked into narnia but I like that you thought it through enough to select colors for the piping. But I now I need to know why it's red, yellow and blue?
Matches my cr125 red, yellow plates with 87 blue seat cover. You know how chics like stuff to match. Speaking of matches hooked up with a Hot stripper Fri night. VH lyrics or DLR phrases gets them every time. She even paid for the room or had it. Ha ha. Finally had extra time on a ld. Sucks that I,m in Boston again now
Where's the bike you've got a few tracks close to Boston the old wareham mx is open and a sand track. Don't think capeway rovers is open
Makes perfect sense. The yellow threw me off.
some of pros strippers explained that the orange piping is reserved for the strippers in the gay bars
bring the bike back next summer lots of tracks to ride in nh and maine as well. Most places are open during the week and weekends for practice or do some vet racing
Pit Row
I could read shit like this all night. It’s non moto but entertaining as hell. Don’t stop Profeshenal and please take the job, implement half of your plan and write a documentary on it. Shit would be gold! Gold as in gold excels on the red, yellow and blue CR 125!
I moved to Pittsfield,Nh. When I was 19 , 1 suit case and 280 bucks. I had 200 down on Mmi school in fl. My plan was to get my money built up so school would b less stressful. I had 2 options Virgin Islands or NH. My mom wouldn’t float me a loan so it was NH. Nyc was scary on the bus people with crack pipes . At the station people hustling me . I said no Le English. I get to Pittsfield and got off the bus Looked around . Walked into a restaurant told the cute waitress. I just got off the bus I need a place to stay. Next thing I know a guy picks me up I signed some papers in his house. Then dropped me off at 1 of his rentals a big house with separate rented rooms on a river. Asplungh tree experts was the job . The job only lasted a few weeks a supervisor said your going to Boston next. I said I need more per hr. I said I,m not going then . What happened to the 9 months of work here. He just lied to get me there. The guy I worked with got into the power co. He was from Ct. and a dick to work with . My last day he says I,m not going back to town , walk. I said walk 30 mi come on man. He drives off. I so pissed I started jumping up and punching a sign. I cut my hand open . Oh great who,s gonna pick me up now hitch hiking. Rt then I said if I ever end up anywhere good . I,ll give it everything I hv to never go threw this again. I worked for a painter on the weekends that turned into my full time job. Weed dried up in town someone I hv an idea who said that I was a undercover fbi and that’s why the town has no weed. Paranoid maybe , I even showed them my school enrollment stuff. They where pretty mean. A month later I left. I ended up in a worse situation after that. Bit of a tough patch there. Took me a while but I landed a job at a pipeline co and went up fast. 1st I had to clear 10 mi of trees for a rt away. I got the job from my tree trimming exp. Weird how life works.
I swear a film crew should just follow profeshenal around like those ice road trucker shows, that shit would be epic
If we're lucky...life is a wild ride. Pro is one lucky sumbitch.
That might b a little to stressful to watch for most. The Eastern European Chicago 1099 hv scary bad safety ratings. A lot of places I go r in ghettos with no law. Like New Orleans the narrow trk rt st with cars on both sides and 1 narrow ln has broken water mains in a few areas. Then it’s closed I yelled at a cop if I could turn rt. He waved me off like get lost. The st is super narrow 1 in on each side because it’s an old ghetto with cars parked some r shot up or smashed. A lot of 1 way st. 1 turn I couldn’t make because there’s 3 cars parked on the corner . I hv to get out and knock on ghetto houses and tell them to move. It’s 85 with 97% humidity. Then a suv parks behind me another black guy runs up and starts crap with me. I say the trk routes r all closed and it forced me in here. I,m just trying to deliver a ld. He teaches for his gun in the front of his pants. I said don’t do it. Don’t make me kill ya. He was close enough for me to smash his temple and eye socket in. Thank God I was abused 5 to almost 10 because that rage comes out in an emergency . And I saw him freeze in fear. Pa. The rain got bad with dense fog that went to alabama with small breaks in Tn. Of the fog. Trk beats the crap out of ya . My upper body I probably put 25+ of muscle on. Then some wussy in the ghetto wants to blow my azz away for no reason. Actually for a robbery he was working together with the suv. Little do they know I take all the cash out of my wallet b4 I enter ghettos. I was stuck trying numerous streets for 2 hrs trying to get out of the ghetto. Trust me it’s much worse than Chicago ghettos. I do hv fun with people I run into out here tho. I don’t hold a grudge against blacks there my favorite race of people to deal with. I made it to my delivery eventually and felt with a # of blacks, that where awesome. I think Fri was worse than being there for Katrina hurricane. No laws then by the way.delivery guy gave me directions to a Wendy’s. I walked there in the dark ,see pics.
I've had a similar experience in Compton. My guardian angel has been working doubles my whole life.
Same for 22 years now. It's gotten to the point where we don't work in the ghetto anymore. We turn down so much work from there buts it's just not worth the hassel of dealing with them every fucking day while we're doing the job. Tired of driving down a neighborhood street and 10 of them standing in the middle of the road like they think I'm gonna slow down. Anyone thats drove in the southside chicago ghettos knows the rules of the road dont apply. No such things as speed limits, turning lanes one ways, red lights,emergency lanes ect. Them trying to break into our vehicles or in the case of our last straw, into the house we were working in. They scatter pretty fast when they see you sitting in a window upstairs with my little work site gun walther P22 after they got the warning shot. One actually had the nerve to try and pull his gun from the sidewalk. Dropped it when I put a bullet right in front of his feet. Had to have chicago police parked out front for the next 11 days while we finished up. I could go on with horror stories but it gets sad and old real fast. My brother finally learned his lesson the hard way getting stabbed in the hip and robbed 2 months ago. An it's only gonna get worse with the new safty act January 1st.... But you get what you vote for.
Can't really imagine trying to live or even exist in those environments. Living in the bible belt, bread basket, soft belly of the country is a blessing of sorts.
Sorry to hear about your brother. Your deal was probably on Obama,s watch 488 shot a night in 09-2011. Had the trk shot 11 times then on the s. Side Chicago. Constantly changing trks the # was probably alot higher. I drove 3 in 1 day. Your so busy and pushed that you loose count. At 11 I stopped counting. It was ridiculous. Last week a driver in New Orleans showed me a 12 gauge slug hole 2 ft behind his head . From Dayton Ohio i75 going 75 mph a someone off i75 is shooting trks. The se is even worse. For how violent the ghettos r it’s really nothing compared to trucking on how dangerous it is. I wish the ghetto folks could shoot a lot better to get a arm or leg bullet wound. To get a break from driving beaten junk. Physically there is nothing worse. I would take a basically nothing bullet wound ovr getting run off the rd everyday. Getting smashed by a trk is a million times worse than a bullet wound. People hv no idea how bad it is out hear.
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