J Sloan is a hippie

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rosebud441 wrote:
I think Subaru love is a regional thing, Folks in the northern states get it..
I have owned 3 of them. Great car, drove the living shit out of them and never had a single issue. As a 50 day a year skier I would never choose another car brand to get me and my family up to the pow. Its the car of the ski/snowboard crew, not just hippies.
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Cayden Thompson 7/14/2022 9:56am
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fourfourone wrote:
Wrx is for high school kids.
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
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I fucked my Wife in her Subaru a few months ago. It was rad.
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Anyone know how old Sloan is?

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J. Sloan 7/14/2022 10:19am
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fourfourone wrote:
Anyone know how old Sloan is?
I do.

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I think Subaru love is a regional thing, Folks in the northern states get it..
three9zero wrote:
I have owned 3 of them. Great car, drove the living shit out of them and never had a single issue. As a 50 day a...
I have owned 3 of them. Great car, drove the living shit out of them and never had a single issue. As a 50 day a year skier I would never choose another car brand to get me and my family up to the pow. Its the car of the ski/snowboard crew, not just hippies.
I totally agree,, tis a ski culture deal as well..
Mt Baker parking lot is about 82.3% Subarus. but were all lezbos up here.Wink

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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



If you wanted to pull chicks when I was in high school you needed a 90's square body Chevy Z71 with dual exhaust and the torsion bars cranked.

I didn't get my share body until I was out of school.
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LungButter wrote:
I fucked my Wife in her Subaru a few months ago. It was rad.
Was it enough to bring her back to our team?
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Was it enough to bring her back to our team?
Not sure, all she said is next time she wants to bring her best friend along for the fun Laughing
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Just an observation, but much more often than not, what Sloan says is correct. He just seems to always be correct in unpopular opinion discussions. As a culture, we have evolved to rather hear what we want to hear, even if it isn't exactly true, he doesn't care (which I respect him for).

These threads are hilarious, a guy is popular for doing nothing more than always being frank. LOL. The fun part, he is popular just like this well beyond just Vital.
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three9zero 7/14/2022 10:48am
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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



Sandusky26 wrote:
If you wanted to pull chicks when I was in high school you needed a 90's square body Chevy Z71 with dual exhaust and the torsion...
If you wanted to pull chicks when I was in high school you needed a 90's square body Chevy Z71 with dual exhaust and the torsion bars cranked.

I didn't get my share body until I was out of school.
Sounds like you went to school in an area where people choose lift kits over dental work.
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SonofThor32 wrote:
Just an observation, but much more often than not, what Sloan says is correct. He just seems to always be correct in unpopular opinion discussions. As...
Just an observation, but much more often than not, what Sloan says is correct. He just seems to always be correct in unpopular opinion discussions. As a culture, we have evolved to rather hear what we want to hear, even if it isn't exactly true, he doesn't care (which I respect him for).

These threads are hilarious, a guy is popular for doing nothing more than always being frank. LOL. The fun part, he is popular just like this well beyond just Vital.
You can technically be correct and stupid at the same time...

Reference the "Tomac didn't win a single 450 outdoor title" thread if you need confirmation on how that works.

As for the Subie, not my style.... But to each their own. At one point in the last decade I owned 3 of the most controversial vehicles all at the same time with my Jeep, a Miata and a Prius. Just the Jeep now...
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Zycki11 wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/07/13/559389/s1200_89C9244A_6A22_4045_A07E_14D16AE2F226.jpg[/img]

Working at a Subaru dealer, my joke used to be that I was waiting for a spontaneous Indigo Girls concert to break out.

We also called the Baja the "Lez Camino." All in fun, not that there is anything wrong with that.....,
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Magoofan 7/14/2022 11:17am
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Looks like *someone* deleted his Dungey /Tomac titles thread..... Laughing

WTF man....

Seriously

WTF....
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Johnny Ringo 7/14/2022 11:19am
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Magoofan wrote:
Looks like *someone* deleted his Dungey /Tomac titles thread..... Laughing

WTF man....

Seriously

WTF....
Right? Soft move.

Don’t worry, he’ll post another thread in an hour
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Joey_Bridges 7/14/2022 11:32am
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You think he's loathed here ???
Somewhere there's a WRX forum.....
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Crossup wrote:
Anyone remember 50something from Mototalk?
Robbirob25 wrote:
Yup
He was a funny guy that 50something. He knew almost nothing about Motocross, but would come onto Mototalk and wind up everybody with very generic observations and questions. He was a work of art.

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Johnny Ringo 7/14/2022 11:46am
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Magoofan wrote:
Looks like *someone* deleted his Dungey /Tomac titles thread..... Laughing

WTF man....

Seriously

WTF....
Johnny Ringo wrote:
Right? Soft move.

Don’t worry, he’ll post another thread in an hour
I was wrong, only took him 20 minutes
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fourfourone wrote:
Anyone know how old Sloan is?
J. Sloan wrote:
I do.
I do.

hahahaha! one of the funniest SNL skits ever
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I appreciate a good troll, they help make the world go ‘round. They’re like marmite though, a little bit goes a loooong way. The good ones...
I appreciate a good troll, they help make the world go ‘round. They’re like marmite though, a little bit goes a loooong way.

The good ones find the line and toe it without going too overboard
I agree with this but I also like how the kbw's on here act like a pack of monkeys hurtling through the tree tops and screeching every time he posts something lol. That's entertainment Wink
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GrapeApe wrote:
I thought only lesbians drive Subarus? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I had a friend that bought a Subaru a few years back and I was giving her shit that its the official vehicle of lesbians and that some day soon she would pull up to a red light and look over at a girl in the car next to her and think...she's kinda cute...that's called the Subaru effect...Laughing Laughing
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Cayden Thompson 7/14/2022 12:40pm
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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



5) Dirtbike riders
6) Workers
7) Construction workers
8) Family Dads
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Not sure, all she said is next time she wants to bring her best friend along for the fun Laughing
I bet he will be happy to cum along!
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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



Spoken like a true city dweller. Jesus this is a stupid post.
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Cayden Thompson wrote:
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud...
100%. Reminds me of my high school days where WRX/STIs were the most talked about car in school. Guys with flat brimmed hats would put loud pipes on them in hopes to get lots of p***y.

Over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive Subarus:

1) Granolas and outdoorsy
2) Old people
3) Lesbians
4) Guys that want to be cool
mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



Cayden Thompson wrote:
5) Dirtbike riders
6) Workers
7) Construction workers
8) Family Dads
I’m everything on the list except number 4 and 8.
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Sandusky26 7/14/2022 1:33pm
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mimafia wrote:
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks...
I don't know anyone that drives a Subaru but over the years I have learned these are the only types of people that drive pick-up trucks:

1) outdoorsy
2) old people
3) rednecks
4) guys that want to be cool
Laughing



Sandusky26 wrote:
If you wanted to pull chicks when I was in high school you needed a 90's square body Chevy Z71 with dual exhaust and the torsion...
If you wanted to pull chicks when I was in high school you needed a 90's square body Chevy Z71 with dual exhaust and the torsion bars cranked.

I didn't get my share body until I was out of school.
three9zero wrote:
Sounds like you went to school in an area where people choose lift kits over dental work.
New Bern NC, about ten years ago on good morning America it was stated as the best place in the country to retire, I like taking the Yankees money when they need a quality home build by legal Americans.

I had Braces.

My 98 Z71 came from the factory with true dual exhaust.

I’m missing 4 adult teeth, never came when my baby teeth were gone. Orthodontist never seen anyone like it.

My last 3 digits of my SS are 666.

Everything in this post is true.
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Phil109 7/14/2022 2:54pm
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I think Sloan is MLs alter ego and he’s having fun running the gauntlet on this forum driving everyone nuts Laughing
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motomike137 wrote:
I love how the dude gets everyone all spun out lol.
He makes me SO angry. I just want to throw glitter in his face and sa-shay away back to my crying room.
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