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Edited Date/Time 8/15/2020 6:17pm
... you don't have an itch by your ankle till you have your boots on ...
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murph783 8/15/2020 6:29am
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Or have to take a shit till you have your knee braces on...
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Stuntman949 8/15/2020 8:55am
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Or you pull all your tearoffs on the first lap
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Motoxdoc 8/15/2020 9:32am
8/15/2020 9:32am
Your pants wear out in the knees after about 5 races and the rest of your pants last the entire year?
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TeamGreen 8/15/2020 9:36am
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Answer: Because
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SEE ARE125 8/15/2020 9:38am
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I can tell you exactly why... because reasons.
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TeamGreen 8/15/2020 9:43am
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TeamGreen wrote:
Answer: Because
SEE ARE125 wrote:
Ahh, you beat me!
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON...
On a rainy day.
On the starting gate...?!?!
Blink
Woohoo
Laughing
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SEE ARE125 8/15/2020 9:48am
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TeamGreen wrote:
Answer: Because
SEE ARE125 wrote:
Ahh, you beat me!
TeamGreen wrote:
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM...
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON...
On a rainy day.
On the starting gate...?!?!
Blink
Woohoo
Laughing
Haha I was gonna mention the eyelash in your eye you don’t notice until the goggles are on, so you try to get at it on the gate real quick but can’t grasp it because of the gloves. So then the gate drops and you’re just blinking like crazy trying to get it but the fugger won’t budge. Laughing
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TeamGreen 8/15/2020 9:59am
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SEE ARE125 wrote:
Ahh, you beat me!
TeamGreen wrote:
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM...
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON...
On a rainy day.
On the starting gate...?!?!
Blink
Woohoo
Laughing
SEE ARE125 wrote:
Haha I was gonna mention the eyelash in your eye you don’t notice until the goggles are on, so you try to get at it on...
Haha I was gonna mention the eyelash in your eye you don’t notice until the goggles are on, so you try to get at it on the gate real quick but can’t grasp it because of the gloves. So then the gate drops and you’re just blinking like crazy trying to get it but the fugger won’t budge. Laughing
At the age of 57...I just close that eye for a while and leave it alone! I've learned the hard and stupid way.
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KMC440 8/15/2020 10:17am
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TeamGreen wrote:
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM...
Ya notice NO ONE has brought up that little piece of lint that ithces/tickles your nose...is on you nose...INSIDE your goggles RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON...
On a rainy day.
On the starting gate...?!?!
Blink
Woohoo
Laughing
SEE ARE125 wrote:
Haha I was gonna mention the eyelash in your eye you don’t notice until the goggles are on, so you try to get at it on...
Haha I was gonna mention the eyelash in your eye you don’t notice until the goggles are on, so you try to get at it on the gate real quick but can’t grasp it because of the gloves. So then the gate drops and you’re just blinking like crazy trying to get it but the fugger won’t budge. Laughing
TeamGreen wrote:
At the age of 57...I just close that eye for a while and leave it alone! I've learned the hard and stupid way.
Laughing
I may as well have both eyes closed today ... geez I suck at this motorcross stuff.
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Alex the great 8/15/2020 10:24am
8/15/2020 10:24am
KMC440 wrote:
... you don't have an itch by your ankle till you have your boots on ...
New pair of socks more frequently helps and so does dumping this into them m
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skeef 8/15/2020 10:29am
8/15/2020 10:29am
For me it's the imaginary rock in my boot that bothers me all moto until I go back to the truck take my boot off and nothing comes out.
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SKIDLID 8/15/2020 10:33am
8/15/2020 10:33am
Or you lean up against your bike putting it on the stand and burn a hole in your new pants.
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inthebadboycorner 8/15/2020 2:23pm
8/15/2020 2:23pm
We could get some Waco girl to write a song about it. Don't you think!
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TankSlapper 8/15/2020 3:04pm
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Kinda like this....

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just James 8/15/2020 5:02pm
8/15/2020 5:02pm
14 Phillips screw drivers in the tool box, and not one flat blade.

Unless it's a Phillips that you need. Then the opposite is what you have.
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Mxracer394 8/15/2020 6:00pm
8/15/2020 6:00pm
Mine is always about 3 motos before mine that port o johns starts calling my name. Sometimes it’s as soon as you get to the track

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Ranman68 8/15/2020 6:06pm
8/15/2020 6:06pm Edited Date/Time 8/15/2020 6:08pm
Just like that itch on your ankle, that itch on your head never starts up until your helmet is on.
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Spudnut 8/15/2020 6:17pm
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It allll comes back to Bike setup bruh
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plowboy 8/15/2020 6:22pm
8/15/2020 6:22pm
Now you don't have to wonder why there's that one port-o pot next to the starting gate at the races. Everybody, at some time or another, has that undeniable urge at the last minute. #1 or #2...when you gotta go.....Blush
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smashingpumpkins167 wrote:
It's like a million spoons when all you need is a knife.
NewOldSchool wrote:
No
Alanis Morissette fan probably.
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