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Tracks without flaggers on a raceday.
Bench racers who have probably never actually raced.
The list goes on...
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2. Elbows down
3. People that try too hard to scrub
4. Shark helmets
6. Low cluth/fb levers
7. Untucked jerseys
8. People that smoke in between motos: you suck at life
9. Carmichael's 'low bars'
10. When people call whoops 'rockers'
11. Low visors
12. Low goggle straps
13. When people take their helmet and goggles off at the same time, then leave the goggles on the helmet
14. People that aren't sponsored by FMF, but put FMF stickers over the Ford emblem on their truck. Yes, they're the same size. We can see that.
15. When people refer to RC as the GOAT: STFU
I also have a Polaris RZR and when out with ATV riders this must be a right of passage because they ALL do it! I try to explain that it makes them look like a squid but I may as well be telling them how to split Atoms.... All I get is a deep emotionless stare.
BTW STFU NOOB!
People that spend endless amounts of money on their bike to go faster when they are too lazy to train! (These same bikes usually blow up every week too)
Spectators that dont watch the races! Idiots!
ok, i've got a few from the other side of the sign up booth:
riders who show up every week with the numbers 4, 14, or 3 .... knowing everybody else runs those numbers and we will have a duplicate number problem.
riders who always sign up after sign up is closed. this slows down the prep process between sign up and establishing the race order.
the mini dad who signs up, then wants a refund because the pee wee's bike broke, then repeats this process about 3 times before practice is over.
mini parents who scrunch their nose up on your class offerings (we only had 15 mini classes) because they want little johnny in a class by himself for a guarenteed win.
the rider who ignores the red flag when his practice session is over and keeps on riding
the grandma who bitches you out loudly in front of everyone because her grandson was scored 24th and he really got 21st.
the rider who changes bikes between motos because of a mechanical, gets on a bike with a duplicate number, doesnt tell anybody, then gets indignant when we find we have a scoring problem after the race
and my favorite ... the newb who shows up at the signup booth before it opens dressed in full gear and goggles and wants to know when his practice starts .... he will be back 5 more times asking the same question before signup opens
I actually think this a "must do"
When they water a hard jump face
stupid track owners (I've been on both sides of the sign up table)
quads (If I rode a quad I would say bikes)
"hospital" jumps (If someone crashes there all the time, change it, duh)
2 )novices that sit in staging bouncing off the rev limiter like they are "clearing out" their 4 strokes.
3) electrical tape as numbers.
4) Thousands of dollars of extras and bling on a bike for a kid that rides mid-pack in the C class.
5) My buddies that always assume I'll bring more than enough water for the pressure washer.....or buddies that use the outside shower on my trailer for 15 minutes at a time.
6) spodes that throw some weak form of a whip/scrub everytime their bike is six inches off the ground.
7) Guys with pit boards for their buddy in the 4 lap 125 c class.
The list could go on but the good far outweighs the bad.
Pit Row
of course i shoulda known a big lenny post would have a sour after taste
Your right....I am fun to go to the races with.....and it is tough for me
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