Best MX one-liner

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Drtbykr 1/21/2017 6:13pm
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steve.hackler.1 wrote:
"He's coming." McGraths pit board refering to Larroco coming through the pack after one of his usual bad start.
lol...

Glover was cool, he even came out of a meeting to see a fan, me.

I brought up the pink JT gear at the $25,000 race he won. He was quite defensive about the editing by a Mr. Huffman. Golden boy looked like a million bucks. Awesome.
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What meenum WFO?
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Art Ekman

"Give me some Vaseline, I'm coming through"

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mx317 1/21/2017 6:22pm
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When the gate drops, the bullshit stops!
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Katoomey 1/21/2017 6:23pm
1/21/2017 6:23pm Edited Date/Time 1/21/2017 6:24pm
one liners are intentional jokes which include both the set-up and the punchline.

not one post has yielded a "one-liner" so far in this thread. just a bunch of random thoughts and anecdotes. I don't expect great literary minds to congregate at an MX website, but c'mon.


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RonSkj 1/21/2017 6:26pm
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Who's that guy
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Drtbykr 1/21/2017 6:28pm
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Katoomey wrote:
one liners are intentional jokes which include both the set-up and the punchline. not one post has yielded a "one-liner" so far in this thread. just...
one liners are intentional jokes which include both the set-up and the punchline.

not one post has yielded a "one-liner" so far in this thread. just a bunch of random thoughts and anecdotes. I don't expect great literary minds to congregate at an MX website, but c'mon.


Shit, my first F. Oh well, took five decades.
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Katoomey 1/21/2017 6:32pm
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Drtbykr wrote:
Shit, my first F. Oh well, took five decades.
I think they grade on a scale around here. that gives you at least a B+
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I could be that smooth too if I was as slow as him.

- Lechien

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Drtbykr 1/21/2017 6:55pm
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TXDirt wrote:
I could be that smooth too if I was as slow as him.

- Lechien

LOL
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Randy_Nix 1/21/2017 6:59pm
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"adversity"

-Ralph
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wreckitrandy 1/21/2017 7:01pm
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Katoomey wrote:
one liners are intentional jokes which include both the set-up and the punchline. not one post has yielded a "one-liner" so far in this thread. just...
one liners are intentional jokes which include both the set-up and the punchline.

not one post has yielded a "one-liner" so far in this thread. just a bunch of random thoughts and anecdotes. I don't expect great literary minds to congregate at an MX website, but c'mon.


We are so fortunate that you're here to elevate our game sir. In my mind's eye, I picture you as Andy Kaufman doing the Underdog bit,,, 'Here I come to save the day!'
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Kx125rider 1/21/2017 7:04pm
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RonSkj wrote:
If he goes any slower, he'll tip over.
Hahahha X2
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"Bit more choke and she would have started"
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TymeMoto 6/25/2019 2:58pm
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F.B wrote:
"You owe my dad some money"
CLASSIC! Ryno instigates fight. Ryno promptly gets put on the ground. Ryno asks the other guy what his problem is. Pure comedy.

Ryno: “I paid your dad, I don’t owe him $hit. YOU WANNA GO?! DROP YOUR BIKE!”

Ryno: (3 minutes and a bloody nose later) “Get off me! What the heck, what’s your problem man?! ...Whatever, dude... I still beat you by 30 seconds.”
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byke 6/25/2019 3:10pm
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He came inside very aggressively.
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crusty_xx 6/25/2019 3:15pm
6/25/2019 3:15pm
The green Kawasaki

Breathing down his tailpipe
dickjackson170 6/25/2019 3:21pm
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I'm Greg Albertyn, but you can call me Albee

I believe it was a 1 800 COLLECT commercial

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Track and Trail 6/25/2019 3:24pm
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“That’s incredible, Ralf.” - Emig

“I’ve seen you lose plenty of times, Ricky.” - Shaheen

(Drops boulder in front of Barcia’s gate) “The riders will have to deal with these rocks” - Erin Bates

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dadofagun 6/25/2019 3:58pm
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"Yeah, no, for sure, absolutely....." The opening line we hear often from the podium when many a racer are asked to answer question X, Y, or Z.
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Hold my beer
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temporarily_locked 6/25/2019 4:09pm
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This line is as long as my forearm
-Lechien probably
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711stretch 6/25/2019 4:11pm
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I’d like to give it up to my whole team.......
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deanwhite51 6/25/2019 4:12pm
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711stretch wrote:
I’d like to give it up to my whole team.......
"and the man above..."
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SLAPAHO 6/25/2019 4:20pm
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"Send nudes"
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“I don’t have a famous dad.”
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“Electronical failure” GL
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“Id like to thank my dog” Tickle
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“Cool as crap” CW2
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