Anyone watch DOONIES III?

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Skidaddle 1/6/2017 10:25am
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IceMan446 wrote:
Axell has so much style. Damn.

Other than that, it was terrible.

Oh and monster girl Janey, she is my type!
bdlcks wrote:
exactly! terrible except for this one part [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/01/06/167558/s1200_hj_doonies.jpg[/img]
exactly! terrible except for this one part



IceMan446 wrote:
Man...She is a beauty.
She even has some reading you can catch up on while slamming her from behind.



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Skidaddle 1/6/2017 10:29am
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Badd127 wrote:
I watched it like most people watch porn. Watched the first little bit, boring! Skipped most of it, thort I missed something good, went back, nope...
I watched it like most people watch porn.

Watched the first little bit, boring! Skipped most of it, thort I missed something good, went back, nope nothing exciting, so skipped to the money shot. But not even a money shot.

Waste of time.




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I couldn't think of a more apt description Laughing
This wasn't porn? You're aren't looking hard enough.
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ob 1/6/2017 11:11am
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Monster trucks? Rad bro
PracticeChamp141 1/6/2017 11:23am
1/6/2017 11:23am
You guys are to critical, who else do you see making productions? It is a typical Dirtshark video, but without dirtshark it would be the same old poster boy Dungey pounding laps on the practice track saying how hard hes been working.

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mxjef 1/6/2017 12:31pm
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PracticeChamp141 wrote:
You guys are to critical, who else do you see making productions? It is a typical Dirtshark video, but without dirtshark it would be the same...
You guys are to critical, who else do you see making productions? It is a typical Dirtshark video, but without dirtshark it would be the same old poster boy Dungey pounding laps on the practice track saying how hard hes been working.
You don't get around the Internet much I see...
Muscle-Milk-KTM 1/6/2017 12:46pm
1/6/2017 12:46pm
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend but that's all I see.
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StretchASU 1/6/2017 12:56pm
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Meh not really impressed. It was cool to see Wayland get some screen time in the Ultra 4 buggy. His whole family can drive the wheels off a vehicle.
muGz.147 1/6/2017 1:23pm
1/6/2017 1:23pm
Bottom line...regardless of who's putting these things together (Ash or otherwise), Monster is light years behind Red Bull in ability and execution when it comes to putting these marketing packages together. One needs to look no further than ANY of the Gymkhana series to see that this series falls way short. Not sure if it's a budget thing or what? Fox needs to throw their hat back into the ring and drop some edits that harkens back to the Terrafirma days. A man can dream....
SmoothOperator 1/6/2017 1:25pm
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rrjr wrote:
Same old Dirt Shart
Hahaha! Love it.
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wojo108 1/6/2017 1:42pm
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Someone explain to me how monster has the king of sx on the payroll, has him go out there into the "bro zone" camp, and we don't get one shot of a sweet nac nac?!
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kkawboy14 1/6/2017 1:47pm
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Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend...
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend but that's all I see.
He's doing something right, he was hitting some stuff that other guys didn't want to try
Muscle-Milk-KTM 1/6/2017 1:51pm
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Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend...
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend but that's all I see.
kkawboy14 wrote:
He's doing something right, he was hitting some stuff that other guys didn't want to try
Is he lining up for A1?
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Camp332 1/6/2017 1:53pm
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Skidaddle wrote:
She even has some reading you can catch up on while slamming her from behind.



LOL Yup, I saw that!

I'm sure it's something super profound that will prevent you from finishing too quickly. Kind of like thinking about baseball, or changing the oil on your car, except better.
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kkawboy14 1/6/2017 1:54pm
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Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend...
Forgive me for being dumb but why is Axel Hodges so special. I can see he can jump a dirt bike & has a plastic girlfriend but that's all I see.
kkawboy14 wrote:
He's doing something right, he was hitting some stuff that other guys didn't want to try
Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
Is he lining up for A1?
No but neither are a lot of other guys.

My guess is he's making more from moto than a fair number of pros.
Muscle-Milk-KTM 1/6/2017 2:02pm
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kkawboy14 wrote:
No but neither are a lot of other guys.

My guess is he's making more from moto than a fair number of pros.
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
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kkawboy14 1/6/2017 2:06pm
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kkawboy14 wrote:
No but neither are a lot of other guys.

My guess is he's making more from moto than a fair number of pros.
Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
He has to be stocking shelves or related to somebody, that would be my guess.

For a long time I was like "what does Troy Lee see in Seely"
overthebars39 1/6/2017 2:17pm
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kkawboy14 wrote:
No but neither are a lot of other guys.

My guess is he's making more from moto than a fair number of pros.
Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
His brother is the Director/Producer.
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Skidaddle 1/6/2017 2:35pm
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Skidaddle wrote:
She even has some reading you can catch up on while slamming her from behind.



Camp332 wrote:
LOL Yup, I saw that! I'm sure it's something super profound that will prevent you from finishing too quickly. Kind of like thinking about baseball, or...
LOL Yup, I saw that!

I'm sure it's something super profound that will prevent you from finishing too quickly. Kind of like thinking about baseball, or changing the oil on your car, except better.
You can also learn to read asian, learn about god and the cross tattooed on her wrist, and take a geography course of the pacific islands tattooed on her ass.

Shes a walking encyclopedia.

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305FC250 1/6/2017 5:24pm
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kkawboy14 wrote:
No but neither are a lot of other guys.

My guess is he's making more from moto than a fair number of pros.
Muscle-Milk-KTM wrote:
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
I get all that but why does Monster make a video with just him in it? Like his last one. He's just good at jumping right?
kkawboy14 wrote:
He has to be stocking shelves or related to somebody, that would be my guess. For a long time I was like "what does Troy Lee...
He has to be stocking shelves or related to somebody, that would be my guess.

For a long time I was like "what does Troy Lee see in Seely"
His brother would be the one. His parents are also pretty wealthy. The dude is insanely skilled but he seems to have had a lot of stuff handed to him. I'm sure lots of people could ride like him if they had no other responsibilities in life.

As for doonies 3 it was meh.... doonies 2 was way better.
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PJ205 1/6/2017 5:35pm
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305FC250 wrote:
His brother would be the one. His parents are also pretty wealthy. The dude is insanely skilled but he seems to have had a lot of...
His brother would be the one. His parents are also pretty wealthy. The dude is insanely skilled but he seems to have had a lot of stuff handed to him. I'm sure lots of people could ride like him if they had no other responsibilities in life.

As for doonies 3 it was meh.... doonies 2 was way better.
lol I HIGHLY doubt that "lots of people could ride like him if they had no other responsibilities in life."
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Adam43 1/6/2017 5:43pm
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The 5-second clip of Roczen on the old CR250 was 100 times better than this.

Waste of the talent and resources.
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Aaryn234 1/6/2017 5:50pm
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Watched it, it was OK, Just looked like a big Monster Advert.

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MX Puke 1/6/2017 6:09pm
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This is how far I read in this post: "not enough trucks jumping dunes"
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MX Puke 1/6/2017 6:13pm
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They should have called it "Crusty Doonies of Dork." If I gaze at my computer screen and I am impressed with Dirt Shart-- I wanna slap myself for watching.
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kmp1219 1/6/2017 6:23pm
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Wasted too much time on Axel, they need to stop shoving him down our throats, we get it, dirt shark's brother can throw a whip. I'd rather watch Twitch and McGrath.
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Maximus#128 1/6/2017 6:30pm
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I thought it was rad....
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Myke 1/6/2017 6:34pm
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I really liked the blonde girl with the braids
tcannon521 1/6/2017 6:34pm
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Hands down the coolest part..







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Sully 1/6/2017 7:16pm
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Some of you fucks just seem to only be alive so you can bitch about things. If you watched this video thinking it was going to be the Citizen Kane of moto videos, that's your fault for being an idiot. Watch it for what it is - a 13 minute Monster commercial - and enjoy watching guys do cool shit in the desert surrounded by hot chicks (the Asian and the one who looked like she might be half black were extra hot).

The one and only complaint I have about it is that they didn't put Bradshaw on a motorcycle.
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MX Puke wrote:
This is how far I read in this post: "not enough trucks jumping dunes"
When was the last time you saw monster trucks in sand dunes? At least its something different and interesting.

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