Any Yankees like to tell me

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stackman17 wrote:
You have north and south here, then you have TEXAS!!
MXR wrote:
Texas is basically the sewage treatment plant for the rest of the country .
Coming from a tree hugging hipster who shits in a compost bucket in your bathroom and sprinkles it with sawdust I'll take that as a compliment.


That is what all of you do up there, right?


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9/4/2016 12:38pm Edited Date/Time 9/4/2016 12:52pm
Geez,

If you can kind of tell that somebody didn't intend to insult someone by calling them something like "Yankee" why even act offended.

I was born in Texas and have lived all over the south.

I could care less if anybody calls me Yankee, especially when discussing a sport we all love.

Some people just seem to feel left out unless they are offended by something.
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9/4/2016 2:22pm Edited Date/Time 9/4/2016 2:28pm
newmann wrote:
Coming from a tree hugging hipster who shits in a compost bucket in your bathroom and sprinkles it with sawdust I'll take that as a compliment...
Coming from a tree hugging hipster who shits in a compost bucket in your bathroom and sprinkles it with sawdust I'll take that as a compliment.


That is what all of you do up there, right?


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God Bless Texas and newmann
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9/4/2016 2:24pm Edited Date/Time 9/4/2016 2:26pm
JustMX wrote:
Geez, If you can kind of tell that somebody didn't intend to insult someone by calling them something like "Yankee" why even act offended. I was...
Geez,

If you can kind of tell that somebody didn't intend to insult someone by calling them something like "Yankee" why even act offended.

I was born in Texas and have lived all over the south.

I could care less if anybody calls me Yankee, especially when discussing a sport we all love.

Some people just seem to feel left out unless they are offended by something.
Uh, Dude.

You were born in Texas.....You're not a Yankee.

If you were born north or the Mason/Dixon line you are a Yankee......Perhaps then you would take affront to being called a Yankee.......

I'm offended your don't know your heritage...

(Really, I'm joking) This is hilarity at it's finest

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This whole deal with Tomac is such corporate crap. I expect this sort of thing in stick and ball sports and auto racing, but not here...
This whole deal with Tomac is such corporate crap. I expect this sort of thing in stick and ball sports and auto racing, but not here. Monster pours a lot of money into this sport, no doubt. But when they start sabotaging events by redirecting riders to their pet races, that's bullshit. The sport was smaller, but we did just fine before the energy drinks came along. Wouldn't care a bit if they packed up and left.

As far as the whole Yankee thing, even here in MD (border state for you Aussies), the term carries a negative connotation. Especially in rural areas. That said, anyone who is truly offended by it would be called a "bitch".
I dont understand the last word " bitches" i thought that soon you are all going to be Trumps " bitches".
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GuyB wrote:
No greasier than I normally am.

But yeah, I'm generally not a fan of sponsors steering riders and teams to one event over another.
Why is that? They pay them to race where they want them to race. How are these one-off races any different then SX or the nationals in that respect? Isnt it part of their contracts?

Aren't market demographics the largest factor in advertising investments? Why would they sponsor a rider to race outside of their target demo?
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9/4/2016 6:12pm
Anyone but the Fucking Yankees
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9/4/2016 6:24pm
Ok so What I take from this is the term Yankees is frowned upon but the term Yanks is cool if coming from a Eurospastic? Tongue
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Uh, Dude. You were born in Texas.....You're not a Yankee. If you were born north or the Mason/Dixon line you are a Yankee......Perhaps then you would...
Uh, Dude.

You were born in Texas.....You're not a Yankee.

If you were born north or the Mason/Dixon line you are a Yankee......Perhaps then you would take affront to being called a Yankee.......

I'm offended your don't know your heritage...

(Really, I'm joking) This is hilarity at it's finest
Well I guess that means they got George W. Bush, born in New Haven, CT. Or wait, isn't he a Texan?Cool
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9/4/2016 6:49pm
bvm111 wrote:
The only ones that call Americans yanks... Are foreigners, most of us are just confused when you use that moniker.
So , basically ..... everyone on the planet calls you yanks .... and yet you are still confused by the moniker ?
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bvm111 wrote:
The only ones that call Americans yanks... Are foreigners, most of us are just confused when you use that moniker.
lestat wrote:
So , basically ..... everyone on the planet calls you yanks .... and yet you are still confused by the moniker ?
So statistically, the other 7.2 billion people?! hahaha
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bvm111 wrote:
The only ones that call Americans yanks... Are foreigners, most of us are just confused when you use that moniker.
lestat wrote:
So , basically ..... everyone on the planet calls you yanks .... and yet you are still confused by the moniker ?
Crush wrote:
So statistically, the other 7.2 billion people?! hahaha
We are all easily confused... We are yanks Tongue
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9/4/2016 8:17pm Edited Date/Time 9/4/2016 8:18pm
Wait?! You are or you ALL are?! I'm confused.

This was meant to be about Eli getting pushed by Monster for money instead of national pride.... what have I done?!

PS. Dungey and RB too... Fucking ridiculous he is riding and racing the SMX cup the week after or whatever it is.
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9/4/2016 8:26pm
foreigners been calling us yanks for years. don't let these guys split hairs on ya crush.
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9/4/2016 8:26pm Edited Date/Time 9/4/2016 8:27pm
Crush wrote:
Wait?! You are or you ALL are?! I'm confused. This was meant to be about Eli getting pushed by Monster for money instead of national pride...
Wait?! You are or you ALL are?! I'm confused.

This was meant to be about Eli getting pushed by Monster for money instead of national pride.... what have I done?!

PS. Dungey and RB too... Fucking ridiculous he is riding and racing the SMX cup the week after or whatever it is.
Crush I'm 5 beers in and now you just made me even more confused, I might need a trip to the land down under for a vegemite sandwich to get me head straigh!!!

I agree it is lame "greasy" that monster or RB require the riders to compete in events they are not contracted for. Especially here they are racing over 30 weekends a year... It's tough to stay peaked physically and mentally for that long.

All this talk about 22 round SX is getting out of hand!!!!
9/4/2016 11:03pm
Tomac is paid by and signed a contract with Monster which I would think does Not say You are not allowed to race the MXON.

So what does it make Mathes
A Yankees Bitch or a Septic Tanks Bitch.

Back in the 60s and early 70s i always thought Yanks and Aussies were well received around the world. It got to a stage where it was a tossup as to who was hated the most. The winners were the yanks due to the weight of numbers but fuk we won the Drinking contest.
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Crush wrote:
Wait?! You are or you ALL are?! I'm confused. This was meant to be about Eli getting pushed by Monster for money instead of national pride...
Wait?! You are or you ALL are?! I'm confused.

This was meant to be about Eli getting pushed by Monster for money instead of national pride.... what have I done?!

PS. Dungey and RB too... Fucking ridiculous he is riding and racing the SMX cup the week after or whatever it is.
bvm111 wrote:
Crush I'm 5 beers in and now you just made me even more confused, I might need a trip to the land down under for a...
Crush I'm 5 beers in and now you just made me even more confused, I might need a trip to the land down under for a vegemite sandwich to get me head straigh!!!

I agree it is lame "greasy" that monster or RB require the riders to compete in events they are not contracted for. Especially here they are racing over 30 weekends a year... It's tough to stay peaked physically and mentally for that long.

All this talk about 22 round SX is getting out of hand!!!!
Just do it this way. https://youtu.be/P_sUhTWtvG4

Not this way... https://youtu.be/FTGs6eR-ae8
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Oh man it used to do my head in when I'd see 'yanks' (are we saying that now? We're in the trust tree are we not?) just stove a knife into vaginamite and eat a big mouthful then be shocked that it tasted like shit haha.. Trust Jackman to set the world straight
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9/4/2016 11:43pm
Vegemite is farkin great tho.

I actually eat a lot of it on toasted crusty bread, add some cheese. Strong long black. Fuckin bonza!
9/4/2016 11:53pm
colintrax wrote:
Just as an fyi, in America a "yankee" is a northerner. Usually it's deragatory, least here in the south. I'm happy with our team, so I'll...
Just as an fyi, in America a "yankee" is a northerner. Usually it's deragatory, least here in the south.

I'm happy with our team, so I'll still be happy. Eli wins the GP, and we do well at the mxon then I say we're still on top Cool
We Dodgers fans are clear on this point.Shocked
Anyway, wow... Herlings IS pretty fast....Whistling
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9/4/2016 11:59pm
Crush wrote:
Vegemite is farkin great tho.

I actually eat a lot of it on toasted crusty bread, add some cheese. Strong long black. Fuckin bonza!
yeah king oath it is (just to oz it up as much as possible haha) I run the vegemite and cheese toasted sandwich.. rules
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9/5/2016 12:05am
Crush wrote:
Vegemite is farkin great tho.

I actually eat a lot of it on toasted crusty bread, add some cheese. Strong long black. Fuckin bonza!
Wow, that is definitely an aussie thing! Tried it once, never again. I guess you get used to the taste but it was so damn salty. Sick
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Gotta eat it right Henry!

24 million Aussies can't be drunk all the time haha
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Crush wrote:
Vegemite is farkin great tho.

I actually eat a lot of it on toasted crusty bread, add some cheese. Strong long black. Fuckin bonza!
HenryA wrote:
Wow, that is definitely an aussie thing! Tried it once, never again. I guess you get used to the taste but it was so damn salty...
Wow, that is definitely an aussie thing! Tried it once, never again. I guess you get used to the taste but it was so damn salty. Sick
spread it thin Henry. Heaps of butter, and spread it thin...mmmmmmm
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9/5/2016 2:56am Edited Date/Time 9/5/2016 2:56am
Or spread it thick on plastic cheese and fold it two times... Good shit.
Yeast extract = Vaginamite
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stackman17 wrote:
Here is a US map for those living abroad to reference. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2016/09/04/149944/s1200_texas.jpg[/img]
Here is a US map for those living abroad to reference.



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9/5/2016 3:45am Edited Date/Time 9/5/2016 3:47am
This thread is all over the place!Woohoo Sorry, I'm with HenryA, ay.Sick Laughing
Grease, sand, Vegemite, it's all too much!


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EZZA 95B wrote:
This thread is all over the place!Woohoo Sorry, I'm with HenryA, ay.Sick Laughing
Grease, sand, Vegemite, it's all too much!


That's fuckin un-Australian.

What's next? Lamb?

Get out!

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