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NotCore 5/21/2016 8:35am
5/21/2016 8:35am
Trick Tank wrote:
Lol I apologize. It's all just a sick joke. I just like to have a good laugh every once in a while
Good for you.
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daemon616 5/21/2016 8:43am
5/21/2016 8:43am
Trick Tank wrote:
Lol I apologize. It's all just a sick joke. I just like to have a good laugh every once in a while
You're a fucking tool.
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JWACK 5/21/2016 8:57am
5/21/2016 8:57am
Trick Tank wrote:
Lol I apologize. It's all just a sick joke. I just like to have a good laugh every once in a while
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang!!! But my multiple state championships would constitute that I'm a better motorcycle rider than you in every way.. So to say you are better than us at everything is a false statement and ignorant at that.. A piece of advice would be to work on your people skills as they seem to be below average. I wish you the best luck with your business..
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Adam43 5/21/2016 9:37am
5/21/2016 9:37am
This thread is very Motodrive

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Trick Tank 5/21/2016 10:29am
5/21/2016 10:29am
Once the haters came flocking, I had no choice but to talk shit. For the record, I am not sorry. These vital forums are looked at as cancer in the upper echelons of the moto community [because they are]. The majority of you guys are probably a group of nerdy assholes who have known each other for years solely from these forums. You probably get on here everyday and the second one of your "bros" receives some shade, you all grab your pitchforks and begin the verbal barrage.


If it wasn't me, you all would surely have found another thread to begin your daily little pitchfork mob rally.
I'll be here all day. Please throw every insult you can think of at me, and I will promptly send you a better one.
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Chugger 5/21/2016 10:48am
5/21/2016 10:48am
Can someone call Trick Tank and let them know that a rival company is on here posing as them.
Trick Tank 5/21/2016 11:09am
5/21/2016 11:09am Edited Date/Time 5/23/2016 9:08am
JWACK wrote:
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang...
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang!!! But my multiple state championships would constitute that I'm a better motorcycle rider than you in every way.. So to say you are better than us at everything is a false statement and ignorant at that.. A piece of advice would be to work on your people skills as they seem to be below average. I wish you the best luck with your business..
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't until the OG vital hater's club invaded and spread their negativity that I began being an asshole.They think they are some kind of unstoppable force, but I am an immovable object.

Anyways, JWACK I just got to my office and when I read your comment, a light bulb went off in my head. I think I have the ultimate trump card to all of those "AMA District 69" State Championships you sent my way. Enjoy the video.. Because it's probably the closest you'll ever be to seeing one.

I am now a little irritated and will make sure your haters know I am the ultimate fucking internet warrior douche with ammo for days. If you watch closely there is a strategically placed $100 bill and $2,000 Burberry sleeve.

If I ever see any of you in real life, I will be polite, shake your hand, and possibly buy you lunch. Just remember this is the internet and it's all in good fun

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Jimmy_Sloan 5/21/2016 11:17am
5/21/2016 11:17am
Trick Tank wrote:
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't...
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't until the OG vital hater's club invaded and spread their negativity that I began being an asshole.They think they are some kind of unstoppable force, but I am an immovable object.

Anyways, JWACK I just got to my office and when I read your comment, a light bulb went off in my head. I think I have the ultimate trump card to all of those "AMA District 69" State Championships you sent my way. Enjoy the video.. Because it's probably the closest you'll ever be to seeing one.

I am now a little irritated and will make sure your haters know I am the ultimate fucking internet warrior douche with ammo for days. If you watch closely there is a strategically placed $100 bill and $2,000 Burberry sleeve.

If I ever see any of you in real life, I will be polite, shake your hand, and possibly buy you lunch. Just remember this is the internet and it's all in good fun

You began being an asshole the moment someone pulled you out of the dumpster as a baby. What a cappy way to run a business and conduct yourself.
ReggieWarrenJr 5/21/2016 11:17am
5/21/2016 11:17am
Chugger wrote:
Can someone call Trick Tank and let them know that a rival company is on here posing as them.
Please GOD somebody call them ASAP. We all should.. This is ridiculous. I know for a fact they are open on Saturday's and have someone there to answer the phone...

Looks like their number is 980 406 3200... Haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure it works




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F.B 5/21/2016 11:26am
5/21/2016 11:26am
HOF potential
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TeamGreen 5/21/2016 11:26am
5/21/2016 11:26am
Adam43 wrote:
This thread is very Motodrive
EXACTLY.

Has me laughing my ass off.
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jeffro503 5/21/2016 11:33am
5/21/2016 11:33am Edited Date/Time 5/21/2016 11:34am
Adam43 wrote:
This thread is very Motodrive
TeamGreen wrote:
EXACTLY.

Has me laughing my ass off.
Manny....you know what's disturbing about this thread? I could never see you talk the same shit about people or people you sponsor like this OP has. You always had to much class for that. I doubt this guy will be here long.....but the thread will live in the dumbgeon for many , many years....and anyone who Googles his company will eventually come across this thread. Very , very stupid.
Trick Tank 5/21/2016 11:53am
5/21/2016 11:53am
TeamGreen wrote:
EXACTLY.

Has me laughing my ass off.
I'm only here so I won't get fined. I have contractual media duties that I have to fulfill and I was given zero guidelines on what I can or can not say.

Eli "Eazy" Moore normally handles our media relations, but he thought I could handle a vital thread. I think I'm doing pretty well so far. I don't quite understand the anger of certain members, seeing how this will never have an effect on their daily lives.

I'm throwing out obnoxious jokes and satire, and I'm getting actual hate in return. For the first time in my life, I have even received business advice over the internet.

Anyone who is actually mad, I encourage to take a deep breath, and try to have as much fun as I am.
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Cygnus 5/21/2016 11:57am
5/21/2016 11:57am
1st rule of the internet is don't take it seriously. You will never get out alive.
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TeamGreen 5/21/2016 12:34pm
5/21/2016 12:34pm
To me, this is like reading the writings of The Dice Man...

And that's jus' funny.

Everyone should relax and realize...

This is the Inter-Webs and we all are a bunch of Morans.

Still laughing.
Trick Tank 5/21/2016 1:22pm
5/21/2016 1:22pm Edited Date/Time 5/23/2016 9:06am
jeffro503 wrote:
Manny....you know what's disturbing about this thread? I could never see you talk the same shit about people or people you sponsor like this OP has...
Manny....you know what's disturbing about this thread? I could never see you talk the same shit about people or people you sponsor like this OP has. You always had to much class for that. I doubt this guy will be here long.....but the thread will live in the dumbgeon for many , many years....and anyone who Googles his company will eventually come across this thread. Very , very stupid.
Just enjoy the comedic value of this thread and try to appreciate that there are still some US companies who have not conformed to the modern day business model... AKA: you are not ever allowed to express your opinions because it might hurt someones feelings, which is also becoming a standard of living. Free Speech is where it's at.. I intend to use that right
Trick Tank 5/21/2016 1:51pm
5/21/2016 1:51pm
mxracer32 wrote:
Those were the days. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2016/05/19/135823/s1200_image.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2016/05/19/135824/s1200_image.jpg[/img]
Those were the days.





Look at the difference from your pic and that vid I posted lol. They were mint in your pics. It's making me jealous. The vid I put up was recorded about 2 weeks before we shut down and the track was roached,.
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ledger 5/21/2016 3:32pm
5/21/2016 3:32pm
Yank the Tank to where it belongs. Sick

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oshow 5/22/2016 1:43pm
5/22/2016 1:43pm
PJ205 wrote:
Not even remotely impressed by anything Trick Tank has posted. I'm actually pretty surprised that this dude isn't embarrassed of himself.
MR. X wrote:
Whether or not you are impressed with his product or will ever buy one is one thing but you have to admire anyone who can run...
Whether or not you are impressed with his product or will ever buy one is one thing but you have to admire anyone who can run a successful mfg. business and do it in the USA.
Never heard of them.
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oshow 5/22/2016 1:53pm
5/22/2016 1:53pm
JWACK wrote:
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang...
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang!!! But my multiple state championships would constitute that I'm a better motorcycle rider than you in every way.. So to say you are better than us at everything is a false statement and ignorant at that.. A piece of advice would be to work on your people skills as they seem to be below average. I wish you the best luck with your business..
Trick Tank wrote:
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't...
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't until the OG vital hater's club invaded and spread their negativity that I began being an asshole.They think they are some kind of unstoppable force, but I am an immovable object.

Anyways, JWACK I just got to my office and when I read your comment, a light bulb went off in my head. I think I have the ultimate trump card to all of those "AMA District 69" State Championships you sent my way. Enjoy the video.. Because it's probably the closest you'll ever be to seeing one.

I am now a little irritated and will make sure your haters know I am the ultimate fucking internet warrior douche with ammo for days. If you watch closely there is a strategically placed $100 bill and $2,000 Burberry sleeve.

If I ever see any of you in real life, I will be polite, shake your hand, and possibly buy you lunch. Just remember this is the internet and it's all in good fun

Clean your fingernails dude.... Disgusting

Lmao
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JWACK 5/22/2016 2:25pm
5/22/2016 2:25pm
JWACK wrote:
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang...
I guess my vital discount won't work since I dropped out after college and my IQ is challenged because I've never won a spelling bee.. Dang!!! But my multiple state championships would constitute that I'm a better motorcycle rider than you in every way.. So to say you are better than us at everything is a false statement and ignorant at that.. A piece of advice would be to work on your people skills as they seem to be below average. I wish you the best luck with your business..
Trick Tank wrote:
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't...
Quick note.. Read the first page and I was being rather pleasant. Some of you laughed, while others respectfully disagreed in a civil manner. It wasn't until the OG vital hater's club invaded and spread their negativity that I began being an asshole.They think they are some kind of unstoppable force, but I am an immovable object.

Anyways, JWACK I just got to my office and when I read your comment, a light bulb went off in my head. I think I have the ultimate trump card to all of those "AMA District 69" State Championships you sent my way. Enjoy the video.. Because it's probably the closest you'll ever be to seeing one.

I am now a little irritated and will make sure your haters know I am the ultimate fucking internet warrior douche with ammo for days. If you watch closely there is a strategically placed $100 bill and $2,000 Burberry sleeve.

If I ever see any of you in real life, I will be polite, shake your hand, and possibly buy you lunch. Just remember this is the internet and it's all in good fun

oshow wrote:
Clean your fingernails dude.... Disgusting

Lmao
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into.. And some Lorettas trophy he didn't even win... Biggest douche award goes to him.
Trick Tank 5/23/2016 8:25am
5/23/2016 8:25am
JWACK wrote:
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into...
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into.. And some Lorettas trophy he didn't even win... Biggest douche award goes to him.
Sure thing Mr. Local. You're right. I actually won one of them at a carnival playing that balloon dart game, and the other one I just stole during the awards ceremony. My apologies to 1 of the 42 ppl that got shafted and never received this.




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EEE299 5/23/2016 8:46am
5/23/2016 8:46am
Bro, this is vital.

Nobody here actually ridesLaughing
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JWACK 5/23/2016 9:14am
5/23/2016 9:14am
JWACK wrote:
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into...
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into.. And some Lorettas trophy he didn't even win... Biggest douche award goes to him.
Trick Tank wrote:
Sure thing Mr. Local. You're right. I actually won one of them at a carnival playing that balloon dart game, and the other one I just...
Sure thing Mr. Local. You're right. I actually won one of them at a carnival playing that balloon dart game, and the other one I just stole during the awards ceremony. My apologies to 1 of the 42 ppl that got shafted and never received this.




Pj Larsens trophy doesn't count you idiot. It's cool he lets you masterbait on it but Your name isn't even on any results. Your just as bad as that person your bashing on in the first place. And you act like your better Gilby... El douche.
mjr119 5/23/2016 9:16am
5/23/2016 9:16am
JWACK wrote:
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into...
He is funny.. Showing off a drag trophy.. Most likely the dude in a dress kind of drag which is cool since that's what he's into.. And some Lorettas trophy he didn't even win... Biggest douche award goes to him.
Trick Tank wrote:
Sure thing Mr. Local. You're right. I actually won one of them at a carnival playing that balloon dart game, and the other one I just...
Sure thing Mr. Local. You're right. I actually won one of them at a carnival playing that balloon dart game, and the other one I just stole during the awards ceremony. My apologies to 1 of the 42 ppl that got shafted and never received this.




Quit BSing, you are starting to sound like the idiot requesting sponsorship from you.

You have never raced at Loretta's, and that's your Papa's drag trophy, so stop bragging about your dear old Dad's accomplishments as if they are your own.

I'm happy to see that Dada found something for you to do in your adult life, but unfortunately, you dont seem to be very good at it either.
mjr119 5/23/2016 9:20am
5/23/2016 9:20am
Just be VERY glad your dad is rich and paved the way for you .I seriously wonder if you would make it otherwise...

Seriously, go kiss your dad's feet. You're lucky!
Trick Tank 5/23/2016 11:36am
5/23/2016 11:36am
mjr119 wrote:
Just be VERY glad your dad is rich and paved the way for you .I seriously wonder if you would make it otherwise... Seriously, go kiss...
Just be VERY glad your dad is rich and paved the way for you .I seriously wonder if you would make it otherwise...

Seriously, go kiss your dad's feet. You're lucky!
There's a handful of people writing on this account just to talk shit... But personally (Jake), you obviously don't know me very well. Company went under (hence why there is no longer a "Trick Tank Facility").. You might have actually been at the race when sheriff's showed up to repo that big ass motorhome. Haven't sponsored anyone in years.. Resume was obviously a joke, but we are gonna help the guy any way we can. It was fun while it lasted and definitely lucky to have a childhood like that.. But that money ran dry years ago... Dirt poor these days. I moved out when I was 17, took out loans for school, and eventually did come back and have helped him out for free.


But we can keep having a bullshit contest all day if you'd like... Almost positive this has to be yours. Not sure how it got here. Send me your mailing address if you want me to send it back


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Thanks for coming clean you FN jack off....
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peelout 5/23/2016 12:08pm
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the last couple pages in this thread gave me violent diarrhea

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