Quotes that make fun of quads...

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stangkag 10/12/2015 4:41pm
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I hate to admit it but I just sold my CRF450 yesterday and after I have my back surgery in a couple of weeks and heal up after, I plan on getting back to work saving up and buying a quad or a razor or something so that I can still get out and have some fun but my hope is that they wont be as hard on my back because I will have a rod and screws etc. and I feel like riding moto will be too stressful on my back.

Any thoughts on this from anyone that's ridden a quad or a razor?

Or from anyone that has had a L3 L4 L5 S1 fusion?
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downard254 10/12/2015 4:47pm
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Quads are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.Wink

Edit: Smith beat me to the punch! Like minds think alike I guess.
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Zesiger 112 10/12/2015 6:25pm
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I was at the track yesterday and a quad showed up, him and his girl had giant gauges in their ears. Went out on the track, muffler was completely blown out, then he went off the track and started ripping through the woods instead. I don't think he did more than 5 laps the whole time he was there.
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holverson34 10/12/2015 6:45pm
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Was at a indoor track up here last yr, 1 quad showed up so naturally they get their own private practice session. He leaves half way through the day and when we tell the guy running practice he runs around the facility looking for him, comes back and throws the quad sign off the practice schedule board halfway across the building and everyone cheers. True story.

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RailinRuts450 10/12/2015 6:58pm
10/12/2015 6:58pm
Even though a few of my friends ride them and I don't have a problem with them, they are still "retard chariots!"

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Somebody bought a new shovel to dig this thread up...



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bvm111 10/12/2015 9:21pm
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You thought you jumped a quad.... But really was just 2 table tops! Evil Evil
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motoXracer971 10/12/2015 9:36pm
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lucero10x wrote:
Buddy come up to me today said I got a problem with my four wheeler. I said yeah, you need to lose a wheel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyEz2LfLd4 Any...
Buddy come up to me today said I got a problem with my four wheeler. I said yeah, you need to lose a wheel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyEz2LfLd4

Any excuse to watch this video.
...I doubt this guy is still alive.

That was only about a minute of his life. It's been 9 years since that video was uploaded....

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sumdood 10/12/2015 10:47pm
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Quads The Boogie Boards of off road
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GeorgiePorgie 10/13/2015 9:18am
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Ain't nothin like the feeling of jumping a 400lb brick over the fire.

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Funny stuff but not all quad riders are queer.

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GeorgiePorgie 10/13/2015 10:36am
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Wow no helmet in peelys vid.

You can't fix stupid.
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IWreckALot 10/13/2015 11:59am
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^^^ Those GIF's are great.

This is one old thread that I don't mind that got revived.
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IWreckALot 10/13/2015 12:01pm
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stangkag wrote:
I hate to admit it but I just sold my CRF450 yesterday and after I have my back surgery in a couple of weeks and heal...
I hate to admit it but I just sold my CRF450 yesterday and after I have my back surgery in a couple of weeks and heal up after, I plan on getting back to work saving up and buying a quad or a razor or something so that I can still get out and have some fun but my hope is that they wont be as hard on my back because I will have a rod and screws etc. and I feel like riding moto will be too stressful on my back.

Any thoughts on this from anyone that's ridden a quad or a razor?

Or from anyone that has had a L3 L4 L5 S1 fusion?
I have none of the experience you're looking for but I've often wondered about racing razors once I decide it's time to hang up the boots. My only hang up is that there aren't MANY places that you can go ride them unless you have a good bit of land. Plus they're super expensive to keep up relative to a dirt bike.

Sorry to hear about your back. Sucks to be forced to quit something you love. I could just never get used to a quad though. Haven't spent much time on them, but it's just super awkward after being able to ride a dirt bike.
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Sidecar 10/13/2015 1:10pm
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Raced the Weston beach race in the UK on Saturday, 400+ quads and 40 or so of us on sidecars..... We had a little message on the front for the quad guys, didn't make too many friends with 4 wheeler guys....

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philG 10/13/2015 1:23pm
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Sidecar wrote:
Raced the Weston beach race in the UK on Saturday, 400+ quads and 40 or so of us on sidecars..... We had a little message on...
Raced the Weston beach race in the UK on Saturday, 400+ quads and 40 or so of us on sidecars..... We had a little message on the front for the quad guys, didn't make too many friends with 4 wheeler guys....

Excellent.... how did it go ??
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Uncle Tony 10/13/2015 1:29pm
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Baby walkers
Andy_Greenney 10/13/2015 1:34pm
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Sidecar wrote:
Raced the Weston beach race in the UK on Saturday, 400+ quads and 40 or so of us on sidecars..... We had a little message on...
Raced the Weston beach race in the UK on Saturday, 400+ quads and 40 or so of us on sidecars..... We had a little message on the front for the quad guys, didn't make too many friends with 4 wheeler guys....

Fair play to you man, I have done it 4 times on a solo, those sidecars look another level by far! The passengers spend more time digging out than on the sidecar.
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potatoflake 10/13/2015 1:45pm
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Cody24 wrote:
Not to start anything but has anyone ridden a quad at race pace on a moto track?
rubarb wrote:
Why the fuck would you want to?
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muGz.147 10/13/2015 2:23pm
10/13/2015 2:23pm
Cody24 wrote:
Not to start anything but has anyone ridden a quad at race pace on a moto track?
muGz is guilty....I did it once...ONCE!! This was back in 2004. Nearly broke my back multiple times from over jumping stuff, but still took 2nd in the "Quad A" class at this particular local race and came home just shy of $200 richer. Ohhh the things you do when you're "young and dumb"...lol. Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo




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8686 10/13/2015 2:29pm
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muGz.147 wrote:
muGz is guilty....I did it once...ONCE!! This was back in 2004. Nearly broke my back multiple times from over jumping stuff, but still took 2nd in...
muGz is guilty....I did it once...ONCE!! This was back in 2004. Nearly broke my back multiple times from over jumping stuff, but still took 2nd in the "Quad A" class at this particular local race and came home just shy of $200 richer. Ohhh the things you do when you're "young and dumb"...lol. Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo




Well no shit. Look at the quad you were racing.

That's like saying you're gonna go out and shred a motocross track on a stock Yamaha XT350.

Should have been on something more like this:



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