Does taping your nipples make you faster?

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kongols 5/20/2013 12:34pm
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Yes it does.
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I'm not sure about taping your nipples.........but tucking my penis between my legs has always helped shave off a second or two from my lap times.
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No but it does keep them from rubbing raw.
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Ryno23 5/20/2013 12:41pm
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My girlfriend was just giving me shit about taping my nipples with duct tape this weekend. Now she'll say "why aren't you as fast as RV then?" Sigh... FML.

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Ever had your wet shirt rub the tops off your nipples before? Feels like someone has kicked you in the chest.
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Torco1 wrote:
I'm not sure about taping your nipples.........but tucking my penis between my legs has always helped shave off a second or two from my lap times.
Yes!!!! and i tape my nipples everyday for no apparent reason...
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Anyone who says they have never rode with nipple tape has either never rode a track that was being watered, rode in the rain, or rode in the cold. You need that shit a lot of the time to still have any nipples left.
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RandyS 5/20/2013 12:53pm
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I put 1/4" bearings under the tape so I get all the benefit without losing that sexy aroused look.
dazzlindino 5/20/2013 12:56pm
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yes..the girls need it..prevents carpet burns.....
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I've never had an issue with my nips.

It's a funny site when a dude is walking the pits, shirtless, but the tape is still on his teets. It's just some weird shit you's fruitcakes are doin that I'm not buying into.
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Camp332 wrote:
I've never had an issue with my nips. It's a funny site when a dude is walking the pits, shirtless, but the tape is still on...
I've never had an issue with my nips.

It's a funny site when a dude is walking the pits, shirtless, but the tape is still on his teets. It's just some weird shit you's fruitcakes are doin that I'm not buying into.
So what you're saying is, it's not a Jersey thing?
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Camp332 wrote:
I've never had an issue with my nips. It's a funny site when a dude is walking the pits, shirtless, but the tape is still on...
I've never had an issue with my nips.

It's a funny site when a dude is walking the pits, shirtless, but the tape is still on his teets. It's just some weird shit you's fruitcakes are doin that I'm not buying into.
i'm so fuckin' jacked and tan right now bro, legit speedo and jager-bombs all day.
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You guys need to harden the fuck up. Seriously...................
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I think I figured out the problem bro's... You guys need to do more bench pressing in the gym. Get some swolled up pecs, so your freaking sizzle-nips aren't protruding off your bird-chests.

Stamp that bro!
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Didn't make me faster
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You know how I know you are gay?
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KMC440 5/20/2013 1:27pm
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Stopped using tape two years ago since I learned bacon will cling just as well and offers a tasty mid-moto snack.

The flagger chick in turn three is a bacon freak at our local moto-a-go-go.

Tru Dat.

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KaptenStarkvin 5/20/2013 1:51pm
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Torco1 wrote:
I'm not sure about taping your nipples.........but tucking my penis between my legs has always helped shave off a second or two from my lap times.
foreskin does wonders...
aFACEdismembered 5/20/2013 1:54pm
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FlaNard wrote:
Anyone who says they have never rode with nipple tape has either never rode a track that was being watered, rode in the rain, or rode...
Anyone who says they have never rode with nipple tape has either never rode a track that was being watered, rode in the rain, or rode in the cold. You need that shit a lot of the time to still have any nipples left.
I've always worn a chest protector and it has never been a problem. Don't know if that has anything to do with it. Ridden in everything imaginable.
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EastFlorida 5/20/2013 1:56pm
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Young guys who haven't matured enough to grow chest hair tape their nipples. Manly chest don't need no stinkin tape!
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jasonv43 5/20/2013 2:26pm
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Taping your nips is so last year. Having them surgically removed is the new craze!!!:Shocked
overthebars39 5/20/2013 2:31pm
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Looks like they are censoring his nipples out, the kids are watching to you know!
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You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing session. RV rides seven 45 minute motos, rides his road bike for 6 hours, and then runs for another hour EVERY DAY.

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.
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FastEddy 5/20/2013 4:07pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing...
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing session. RV rides seven 45 minute motos, rides his road bike for 6 hours, and then runs for another hour EVERY DAY.

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.
Justin....that last line is much more info then we needed. Grinning
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Torco1 5/20/2013 4:12pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing...
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing session. RV rides seven 45 minute motos, rides his road bike for 6 hours, and then runs for another hour EVERY DAY.

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.
I find that rubbing your nipples when you are stressed out or have anxiety works a lot better than Xanax.
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You aint living until you shaved your nuts bro!
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Some of you guys need to get a clue.

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bullpen658 5/20/2013 5:50pm
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bullpen658 wrote:
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing...
You tough guys haven't experienced having your nipples rubbed off because you can only do 2-3 laps before pulling off for a 45 minute bench racing session. RV rides seven 45 minute motos, rides his road bike for 6 hours, and then runs for another hour EVERY DAY.

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.
Torco1 wrote:
I find that rubbing your nipples when you are stressed out or have anxiety works a lot better than Xanax.
That is a scientific fact. It is also true that ingesting high quantities of breast milk before a moto acts exactly like EPO.
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TerryK 5/20/2013 6:32pm
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I used to race 40 minute plus lap motos. Never had the need to tape anything on my body.

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