**** Motocrossers Say....

"hoops"

tankslapper

flying w

2T? 4T? They sell little girls clothes at Belks I think. You gots to rev it. The stupid parts guy said it would take about a week. Hey, you got a spoke wrench I can borrow? Whaddaya mean no?? You had one last week. I'll unload the truck. You go sign us up. Yeah, two classes. I'll pay you back...Get MY STICKERS. If you bomb us one more time you're ridin' home in the back of the truck. I don't know man, my brakes didn't work. I don't know dude, remember last week when your brakes didn't work?

on the way to the track... man I am looking forward to riding today, works been a pain, me and the old lady aren't getting along and I can't wait to line up behind the gate and tear up some dirt! at the track... how many laps did we go!? I thought I was gonna pass out and my arms were like stone! I was never so glad to see the white flag. Where's the cold beer? wanna go watch the A class up on the hill?

Suspension is bucking me... Is that modded?... Who did your motor work?... Who does your suspension?.... If I had sponsors I could be pro...

arm pump, tracks too tight, tracks too loose, my bikes old, two strokes for life, just wasn't feelin it, that was sick, you see that whip, who is that, dude is fast, hes faster but i could beat him up, tire pressure is too low, low octane gas, throttle sticks, hungover, do you have a clutch lever, what size is that bolt, i should have cleaned my air filter, it looked way bigger in real life, that kid is stupid slow, get these quads outta here,

You hear that clanking noise?

Clapped out.

I am doing it for the fans. Lappers suck. It's the Yamaha. It's the tires. I love Toco Bell. He so, got in my way.. Thats why I landed on him. I even look fast, in slow motion. Who put that hay bail there?

NOT..............Get your ride on!

"Would you fuck her? I'd fuck her."

I am fucking her.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." - all motocrosses and the silence of the lambs guy (as they tuck their junk).

Looks factory
This thing handles like a fuckin boat anchor
I've got some serious arm pump
Nice bike, as in "thats a nice bike"
Flying W
That thing is TRICK
Tricked out
What a fuckin poser
He's a racer
That guy fuckin goes man
And, "he's fast"

The goat was all over bubbas ass on the table top then bubba let his rear end loose and the goat nailed hIm.

Huckabuck.

I actually think it is...


"Uhhhhh, GETTTTA YEEEERRRRR RIIIIDDEEEEE OOOOOOOON"




Wow that song is lame as f**k.

pass me a cold one?!? hahah jk jk



well maybe

That's so legit.

That's so buttery.

I mean, I was like....

That was tight.

She is so haught.

On the pipe. On the "powerband". 5th gear tapped. 6th gear tapped. 7th gear tapped. Just scrub that shit! I could jump that with the motorhome!! yeeeaaAAAAAHHHHHTT!! (2 stroke jumping noise). Just fuckin LAYED IT OVER, man! F-in sandbaggers!

I went like BRAAAAAAAP to the inside, made a clean pass.

But seriously, bro. When I heard BRAAAAAAAA---- WWAAAHHHHHHHHHH, I knew he was going to land on me, so I just went outside, cut back inside, and BRUMPPP...just seat bounced over that double back into the lead while he totally ate it.

Just like that I had a knarley win, and I'm super pumped to be super stoked to be the super best, and I can't thank my team enough. I would just like to say how super, no super duper, pumped my team is about getting this win.

Need to get a Pro Circuit pipe, have my shock revalved and train real hard for the next race. An '87 classic from E street.

2t4L!
Your bike sounds so crisp dude.
Nice Shorty.
Dude, you got so much spooge.
Holds right hand vertical whilst bobbing it up and down and describing a whoop section while making sounds.
Your bike is roached man.
Had floppy leavers long?
Gav.
U scrubed that thing inside out!
Brraaaappp
Nice graphics.
My bike is hooking up out there.
Need 2 play with my suspension.
What have u done to your clickers 4 this track?
What compound you running?
Did u rail that chick? U ran her?! Omg thats sick! I would totally run that... Even tho shes a moto-ho.
Where are we going to throw down today boys?
22 would shit all over that.
That guy has such a smooth style.
I double double triple that.
Nice lines.
Moto-bandit.
Look- the Mulisha has turned up to race.
Trail-race on! Bring your helmet mo-hawks & paint your plastics mat black boys!
Is that the oh twelve color-way dude?
How does that new bend treat you?
Those grips are so fat, feels like you are trying to hold a corn-cob.
Nice anodized brake reservoir cover... fagot.
Nice Alloy fuel cap... dickhead.
Bark busters... dude are you for real?
How are those easton unbreakables goin?
Grip with your legs more dude!
Pin it 2 win it.
Hold it on!
Duuude you railed the SHIT out of that corner.
Brrapadadadadada full Barcia style man.

Angry speed

Going for the juggular

Threading the needle