**** Motocrossers Say....

Rupert X
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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 2:06am
Who's gonna be the first to put up a YOUTUBE vid ?

Every other facet of society is doing it, we might as well, too....

Is it fast ? It's fast. How's the suspension ? Suspension's good. Real good.

He hit it in fourth. Dude totally railed that corner. He cased it. Cased it bad. Wadded up.

He jacked himself up real good. Track was perfect. Track sucked. Dust bowl. Mud fest. Never going back.

That's his sister. That's his mom. Don't talk to her. Yeah, she rides. He's a toolbag. Total squid. New graphics.
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Jefro98
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1/12/2012 1:06pm Edited Date/Time 1/12/2012 1:06pm
You need bigger pants.
Did you steal my goggles?
Fuck Monster Energy, I need some Gatorade.
I ran out of coolant.
You're sitting down to much.
How are my tyres?
A kidney belt, really?
I wrecked WFO Bro.
I don't believe in neckbraces.
You should stand up more.
Sing that in a country song.
Rupert X
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1/12/2012 1:07pm
" Yeah, for sure"

My suspension got sent out. Broke my arm. No, the other one. That track is lame. He lost it in the whoops.

Dude is killing it right now. Dude is seriously rowdy. Duuuuuude ? Need somebody to buy me a bike.

Need somebody to buy me a truck. I need a mechanic. I need a pro license. Need a practice track.

This state sucks for motocross. Dude is a ripper, for sure. Need some decent sponsors. Dude needs some decent sponsors.

He'd kill it with some sponsors. My mom and dad don't help me at all. Think I need a motocross school. Screw late practice.

The Shop

Jefro98
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1/12/2012 1:17pm Edited Date/Time 1/12/2012 1:18pm
Exactly
That's not a proper sandtrack.
They should name that jump after me.
I do my own sponsoring.
Get a paintjob on that lid bro.
I taught Stewart how to scrub like that.
That's when you should tap your rear brake.
He panic revved the shit out of that thing.
I need more horsepower.
I was the first one to jump Larocco's Leap.
You never rode real mud.
This track sucks balls.
You got like 3 feet of air off that jump.
TeamGreen
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1/12/2012 1:24pm
That factory Honda training video is sick!

They're really goin' big with all that Muscle Milk money.
burn1986
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1/12/2012 1:28pm
Hurt my ankles on that last case.
I dinged my rim.
Bike's runnin hot.
God awful front fender.
New plastics.
Those tires are bald.
Repack your silencer.
Pro Circuit's doing the whole motor.
Goggles are foggin up.
That dude almost got landed on.
TeamGreen
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1/12/2012 1:30pm
"It's Factory".
TeamGreen
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1/12/2012 1:31pm
"I'm Sponsored."
wet paint
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1/12/2012 1:59pm
Is that a Dunlop with a Pirelli sticker on it?
jeffro503
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1/12/2012 2:23pm
By a famous Vital poster .........

" I can scrub better than 99% of the pro's out there!"
Rupert X
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1/12/2012 2:29pm
Dude, says he's going for it. Double Double triple. Not gonna make it. It's DO-ABLE.

He's a squid. Mom & dad pay the bills. He's a flat biller. Thinks he's cool.

He'll never clear it. One guy tried it. You need a run at it. 450 could do it.

One more moto.. Loading up. Had enough. Going home. Bike's broke. Valves.

Dude's a waste. Don't loan him your bike, he'll blow it up. He's all Ratatatatata atata...

I can't afford this **** . You like those grips ? That pipe is way loud, dude. My brakes suck. My tires suck.

These sprockets are roached. My tires are toast. It's a bitch to start. Starts easy. Never starts. Let's push start it.
1/12/2012 3:37pm Edited Date/Time 1/12/2012 3:38pm
burn1986 wrote:
Hurt my ankles on that last case. I dinged my rim. Bike's runnin hot. God awful front fender. New plastics. Those tires are bald. Repack your...
Hurt my ankles on that last case.
I dinged my rim.
Bike's runnin hot.
God awful front fender.
New plastics.
Those tires are bald.
Repack your silencer.
Pro Circuit's doing the whole motor.
Goggles are foggin up.
That dude almost got landed on.
I need a shirt that has a silencer breakout in the shape of a smile that says "Repack Your Silencer"

FMF?
TeamGreen
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1/12/2012 4:07pm
That was sick, Bro.

That dude's Core!
TeamGreen
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1/12/2012 4:08pm
"add a tooth to the rear"
The thread is about actual MXers...not MXA!

Geeze!

Nice phrase, tho...I gotta admit.
mark_swart
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1/12/2012 4:34pm
- My clutch was slipping

- The guys who beat me are sandbaggers and should be moved up

- The track is too (wet, dry, rough, smooth, technical, wide open... and on and on)

- I was jumping it in practice

- My gate didn't drop on time
mark_swart
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1/12/2012 4:35pm
Oh, and I forgot the most important one, "Hey Ricky where can I get a bad ass zipper jacket?"
Greg903
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1/12/2012 4:56pm
One word sums it up,well should be a word. BNG.
motomike137
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1/12/2012 5:08pm
Check out #-- he's a frickin spode! lol!

He just needs a better start.

Dude I was jumping that in practice but it is to dangerous now.

They need to learn how to groom this place, the jumps are all lipped up and those holes and bumps are the same ones from last year.

They need to water this place!

They need to let the track get rough, it's to easy.

They water this place to much, it's like a friggin ice skating rink!

The people running this place don't have a clue.

If I had his daddy factory racing sponsorship and all that nice equipment I would easily smoke him.
Greg903
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1/12/2012 5:26pm
Bro,you see that gnarly get off?
motomike137
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1/12/2012 5:31pm
on the way to the track... "Hey thanks for driving today I am flat broke and can barely afford the practice fee At the track... "dude check my new Yoshi Ti exhaust, the bros behind the counter said it was good for ten ponies and I think this will get me over the double in the back section"
1/12/2012 5:46pm
"add a tooth to the rear"
TeamGreen wrote:
The thread is about actual MXers...not MXA!

Geeze!

Nice phrase, tho...I gotta admit.
lol !

And stiffer forks springs too
1/12/2012 5:50pm
Hold it on
On the pipe
Rag dolled
I was freak'in sideways last night!
90 90 down the straight
That bike is beat
Gunna go over there and tune that thing
Loose
On the main
Nice top end!
That thing is too rich in the middle, or too much bottom end
Swapper
Slip the clutch

My all time favourite - race change. OK that's maybe not motocrossrs
Rupert X
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1/12/2012 5:55pm
THAT dude is a C rider ? What class is on the line? Have you been in those Portapotties? What gear did you hit that in? Do my bars look bent? You like your levers up that high? You know you have a sprocket bolt missing, right?
Powermoves
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1/12/2012 5:57pm
I'm more of a two stroke guy
Hman144
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Fantasy
1/12/2012 6:12pm Edited Date/Time 1/16/2012 4:39am
Yard sale. Unlock your hips. Arm pump. Brake check. Do a willy. High side. Berm's blown out. Broke a rod. Lunched a valve. Cracked a skirt. On the main jet. Overgrip the throttle. Flatrackin'

Serious.

H
Rupert X
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1/12/2012 6:19pm
Dude, your chain looks a little loose. Your numbers are crooked. Pretty sure that subframe is bent. Renthals half waffle. Never coming back to this track. Heard it at sign up. You got a race order? Does anybody have a )$&$!@ race order? Who is that chick? I'm peeing over here! Who stole my T handle? Stay out of my cooler. Gatorade? I need ice. Beer? That jump is sketchy. Hate, hate , hate this track. Watch , they will water right before my race. Banana?
Saltybrad
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1/12/2012 6:21pm
Dude was kartwheelin' into the first turn, guy was trying to kick me in the berm, had to run over the guy and his bike. Full gate of C class fun.

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