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I figured I’d see what your guys favorite sayings are. Sayings you live by or, just things you throw out in certain situations.
Lets try to leave politics out of it. Try to keep it fun.
I’ll start.
Is the fucking I’m getting worth, the fucking I’m gonna get?
While at work..... The daily theme seems to be,
FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!
It ain’t, brain rockets...
Fuck you.
Fuck off.
Fuck that.
"Consider the source and forget it", learned that from my Dad.
Two sayings my Dad used to tell me:
"It's all pink on the inside, son"
"If they didn't have a pu$$y, there would be no reason for men to talk to them"
Not hard to understand why he was divorced three times
" If the hogs ain't out, the windmill's busted".
"If it ain't broke, keep fixin' it until it is".
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Let go of my ears woman, I know what I'm doing.
"Cross thread is better than no thread."
"As rare as hen's teeth."
"That's like stretching a gnat's ass over a garbage can."
Similar to that last one...
"That's tougher than puttin' socks on a rooster".
No good deed goes unpunished
TM
Piss poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part
LOL, Should be a fun thread
"Yes Hun" and "Wow!"
You Can Not Make This Shit Up
The secret to a long and happy life is to mind your own fucking business
Would have never guessed that coming from you.
😉
One of my two favorite movie phrases,
"You gonna do something boy, or just stand there and bleed?"
I’m your Huckleberry
Huckle Bearer, learned that the other day.
Never time to do it right, always time to do it over.
Fits like socks on a rooster
That’s fuck-all (Canadian folks)
No sweat off of my balls
Pit Row
Good enough for government work
A good boss of mine says to new hires - "If I tell you an ant can pull a plow, You hook 'em up." And a pretty lousy boss had a good saying too - "Don't hear what I'm not saying".
If she’s a bleeder she’s a breeder
Why do it right when, we can do it twice?
Smile and, wave.
Can’t see it from, my house. 😂
The infamous words of a married man with a happy life. Happy wife, happy life!
This is a "do as I say" shop, NOT "do as I do" shop
You can shit in one hand and hope in the other and see which one fills up first .
That guy does less work then the letter G does in lasagna.
Like a lot of you, I was exposed to a lot of wise sayings in construction as a young man…
”Do something!”
”You’re not helping me, you’re hurting me.”
And my favorite: “Life is about choices.”
"Get the fuck out of the way, I'll do it myself."
God damn I swear I’m getting dumber just working with you.
Grab a shovel dip shit.
Go grab a the pipe stretcher out of the van.
I can’t believe out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest.
Now, you get to go home and, tell your girlfriend you got fired because, you fuckin suck.
We were pretty brutal and, hard on the new guys. I guess it’s a rite of passage. I went through it and, got pretty good at talking shit.
Now, I gotta be careful. I got fired from my last company for calling a co-worker a fucking pussy because he was scared to climb an extension ladder onto a roof.
Come on ya fuckin pussy. I ain’t carrying all this shit onto the roof myself.
Next day- HR.... Uhhh, Damien. We’re gonna need you to come to the office....
FUCKIN PUSSY!!!
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