Idiocracy

I’ve done this in a pinch and it actually worked. Wasn’t wearing any crocs though

Idiocracy is one of my all-time fav 0’ rite movies! Thought it was FUNNY AS HELL twenty years ago! 
NOW I am terrified that it was NOT a comedy movie but a got-damn documentary and Mike Judge could actually predict the flippin’ future?!  😳 🤢 🤔 👍❗️

I damn near spit out my coffee when that headline came up on my socials.

“ ‘Batin’! “ 😂 IYKYK

I am “Not Sure”

enjoying my Carl’s Jr BIG-ASS fries while watching OW MY BALLS! 🤪 👍❗️

This and PCU were prophetic. Way ahead of their time. 

mmmmm Sara Rue

That sounds like a South Park episode

Its got electrolytes!

Slide 4 is completely irrelevant as the scum bags burning down LA weren't Americans, most of them appeared to be Mexicans that came here illegally.

Remember.....all those fucking scum bags that were all pissed about getting kicked out of America and being sent back to Mexico but were waving Mexico flags? 

Isn’t it cool how the Belgian Government provides computers for “special people” like Matti? 

Matti, never change & stay golden…

You act like a plump Belgian leftist libtard has options? 

😂😂😂

so....up next we will all have to ask FOR onions and sign a release or confirm on a kiosk

What a dildo.

It ain't a whataburger without onions. Might as well go to McDonalds...

Whataburger is one of the absolute best things that I like about Tejas, but you definitely don’t want to ask for any sort of order revision at any of them around here. I asked for small things the first 3-4 times and it was like playing roulette with what you’d actually end up with. Now I just pick the tomatoes off myself…..!

Still worth it though!