Russian bitch plays for keeps .....

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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 1:14pm
Woman kills husband with folding couch
Wed Jul 9, 2008 12:17pm EDT

ST PETERSBURG (Reuters) - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.

Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.

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WhKnuckle 7/9/2008 4:33pm
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"Died instantly"? Good grief, what kind of springs does that thing use, James Stewart's old Supercross springs?
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JPT 7/9/2008 4:34pm
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"Svetlana had been angry with Ivan for years, but she was a patient woman and knew the right moment would come."
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Russian ingenuity doesn't always take safety into account. I was in Moscow once and we were staying in the Olympic training center that housed BB, Soccer, Gymnastics, Swimming and Hockey. The dorm room style sleeping suites were spartan to say the least. In the head, the sink was suspended on two pieces of PVC that if you used the sink for balance it came crashing down on your feet. I speak from experience. The Jacuzzi in the gym had a drain that would hold you down and drown you if you were not careful. The boys from my sons hockey teams were seeing if it would make hickeys on their backs. 13 year old hijinxs.
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WhKnuckle 7/9/2008 4:58pm
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They have a place in Russia for people who want to bitch about product liability. It's a "no whining" zone out there.

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fcr 7/9/2008 5:01pm
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WhKnuckle wrote:
They have a place in Russia for people who want to bitch about product liability. It's a "no whining" zone out there.
Its pretty F'ing cold also.
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Rooster 7/9/2008 5:20pm
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In Russia: Caution and common sense keep you safe

In Amerika: Litigation and lawyers protect you from lack of caution and common sense.
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Ivan 7/9/2008 6:40pm
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JPT wrote:
"Svetlana had been angry with Ivan for years, but she was a patient woman and knew the right moment would come."
Russian women make my tongue hard. I love to hear their broken English. Reminds me of my x neighbor. I still see her from time to time. We just wave and I walk away on 3 legs.
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brainbasket 7/9/2008 9:21pm
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WhKnuckle wrote:
"Died instantly"? Good grief, what kind of springs does that thing use, James Stewart's old Supercross springs?
Maybe he seatbounced it ....
el moto diablo 7/10/2008 12:14am
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They have billionares out the wazoo too
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bhawkce 7/10/2008 12:35am
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JPT wrote:
"Svetlana had been angry with Ivan for years, but she was a patient woman and knew the right moment would come."
Ivan wrote:
Russian women make my tongue hard. I love to hear their broken English. Reminds me of my x neighbor. I still see her from time to...
Russian women make my tongue hard. I love to hear their broken English. Reminds me of my x neighbor. I still see her from time to time. We just wave and I walk away on 3 legs.
Ohh i remember your stories about that chic!

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