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3/26/2016 8:15am
Sunday 2:00pm North of Atlanta, Duluth Ga. I- 85 N bound Dumb Ass Driver of The Day 1. The kid in the left lane tailgating the semi switching to the right lane to pass only to find a U Haul truck going 50 mph up hill. 2. A car turn signal to change form right lane to left to pass. An Audi coupe accelerates for the block ????
The Shop
The other day I am backing out of a space at the convenience store and a guy in a truck whips in the parking lot. I hesitate for a second and he starts revving his engine to the floor. I pull out and he pulls in, then jumps out of his truck like he wants to fight. Probably fresh off a handful of pills and a couple beers.
Fucking Utard drivers.
In fact a just blew a hole in my exhaust behind the cat back. Just got a hacksaw and cut it off at the hole. Sounds like a 16 year old fart can Honda Civic. Now they kinda hear me coming when I pin it. Whatever. I need to buy guns and dirtbike parts.
I don't really drive faster than 75mph without a roll cage and a helmet though.
Every day I am just shocked by the number of people texting while driving. Not at a light, not while in stop and go traffic, I mean full speed in city traffic and just pounding away at their phone while making a vague effort to watch where they are driving. And it is almost always adults, can't blame just teenagers.
A few nights ago, I was driving home and a couple in a Prius (irony) both of them had their phones held up high right in front of their faces like they were on the couch at home. I drove next to them for several minutes, expecting them to notice the Tahoe keeping their exact same pace for miles and several traffic lights. They never wavered from their phones, he just kept driving and texting while she sat in the passenger seat oblivious to him doing the same.
Im not kidding either.
But there is a cavet, i will only do so after immense calculations, and i always always give proper amount of braking space and gap control....
But fucking mess up my speed on a uphill im cutting you off.
So cal driving aint nothing to fuck with
If a dickhead decides to speed up and block me, he finds out that my blinker isn't a request; It means I'm moving over.
I seriously need a bumper sticker that says "my blinker isn't a request, its a warning".
Pit Row
Chucking things at a moving vehicle is a felony.
Just sayin'.
Another thing out here in Colorado is how folks enjoy holding you up by driving the same speed as the car next to them therefore blocking any way around them and once you do get around them they want to try and race you WTF is up with that?
I had an emergency Medical driving my Daughter to the hospital and the above happened, I flashed my lights off and on beeping horn all I got was looks in the mirror to make sure they had me blocked.
I ended up having to use the berm to get around and sure enough they sped up to try and stay in front of me.
I hear about road rage all the time here, now I know why.
I love when there's a traffic jam. 4 lanes down to two and you have the assholes that just refuse to file in line and feel the need to cause more of the back up. Sometimes I'll just sit next to a truck and block traffic for them. Let the truck in last minute. Keeps traffic flowing continuously. Instead of stop. Go. Stop. Go.
I never really understood the 85 mph to 0 mph. Then 85 mph again. Back to 0 mentality. These a it heads know that there's traffic jams in succession. Why must it be one extreme to another. Ugh.
On the other hand, when I see someone go past the dotted line, and try to squeeze in over the solid line to gain a few car lengths, I'll block that bastard.
https://youtu.be/hk-c5jlk48s
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