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The Rock 4/4/2011 9:31am
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I used to waste time arguing with anonymous people on Motonews and Vital MX. It was a completely no win situation and the thing I most regret is how long it took me to "get it" how pointless it all was.
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I cut the tag off my mattress when i was ten...been looking over my shoulder ever since.
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bearded clam 4/4/2011 11:12am
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seth505 wrote:
I used to drive over peoples lawns in high school Dry
shit I still do that all the time...I stopped putting m80s in the neighborhood mail boxes a while back though.
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The Rock wrote:
I used to waste time arguing with anonymous people on Motonews and Vital MX. It was a completely no win situation and the thing I most...
I used to waste time arguing with anonymous people on Motonews and Vital MX. It was a completely no win situation and the thing I most regret is how long it took me to "get it" how pointless it all was.
What a coincidence!

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GuyB 4/4/2011 11:48am
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How much time ya got?

I got married...twice. I think that probably tops the list.
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sdfog1 4/4/2011 12:20pm
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I jaywalked once. Alright, twice.
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Fughedaboutit!!
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I'm a good kid. I can do no wrong.
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BobbyM 4/4/2011 12:55pm
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Tbteam wrote:
Maybe we can consider Stewart a bit more human if we all admit that we aren't so perfect after all... I got arrested when I was...
Maybe we can consider Stewart a bit more human if we all admit that we aren't so perfect after all...

I got arrested when I was 18 for attempting to flee and elude a police officer. It allowed me to get all the empty beer cans out of the car though (that was my goal, if a stupid, half drunk 18 year old can have a goal).

Seeing the disappointment in my dad's eyes when he came and bailed me out cured me pretty damn fast.

Anyway, how stupid have you been in your youth? This could be fun.
i fucked up my leg racing when i knew i should have pulled in before hand try to fix my suspension. but i didn't want to be looked at as a quitter and my police record dropped off a few years ago so i am clean now. smarter than shit and a saint too.Smile

as for stewarts lights deal, that was more comical and stupid than malicious or immoral. not even mentionable in the big picture really.
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I've done a couple REALLY stupid things in my past. And I'm about to take off for 2 auditions on my bike in LA traffic. I'm sure I'll do something stupid here very shortly.Tongue ...........Oh,man. I hope this doesn't come back to bite me.Blink
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FIREfish148 4/4/2011 1:09pm
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I stole a massive amount of candy from the QFC down the street when I was 9 or 10.
Rolled my ranger when I was racing a wrx in 19 degree weather and hit ice going about 80 on highway 18. Thats probably the dumbest shit I've ever done in my life. Besides some of the other stuff.
I've have done some realllly stupid stuff on a dirtbike. Wish I had it all on tape. could probably make some money off it.
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Faceaz 4/4/2011 1:12pm
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever done with a LEO.

Boating: got pulled over for a wake in no wake zone when I was 21. We were all hammered but I really wasn't making a wake, think they were just making an excuse to pull us over. Bottom of the boat was like a mirror from all the crushed silver bullet cans, don't know how I didn't get popped for DUI. Didn't have my wallet & thought I was being smart to give the officer all slightly incorrect information (SS# 1 digit off, Phone # 1 digit off, address 1 Digit off, etc.). Might have worked except I had another ticket in at the same time for someone riding on the engine cover. Of course I ignored the one ticket, but the cops pieced it right together - waterways are a Federal jurisdiction so it was a Federal offense. Next time I got pulled over (about a year later driving to work), got yanked & spent a day in Madison Street Jail. Definitely tops my list for stupidest things.
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Void Main 4/4/2011 1:36pm
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GuyB wrote:
How much time ya got?

I got married...twice. I think that probably tops the list.
Some people never learn.
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GuyB 4/4/2011 1:52pm
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GuyB wrote:
How much time ya got?

I got married...twice. I think that probably tops the list.
Void Main wrote:
Some people never learn.
I have. If I ever get married again, it'll be to a fabulously wealthy yet very elderly heiress in failing health with no other family members.

In other words, it's really, really unlikely.
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Moto_Geek 4/4/2011 2:40pm
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I once stole my bike back from the kid that stole it from me and posted it on craigslist for sale.. It that considered bad?
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oshow 4/4/2011 2:51pm
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It would take me three months to type all of that.
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The stupidest thing I ever done was let her put mustard on the man meat hotdog she was fixing to tear up. That shit burned for more than a week.
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oshow 4/4/2011 2:54pm
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Mutt wrote:
I got married.
Winner.

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Nielsen277 4/4/2011 3:14pm
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When I was 18 I stole over $1,000 from my parents savings account, charged $500 on my dads AMEX, and stole over $2,000 from my dad's company's checking account in 2 weeks by writing down the account and routing numbers and using them online.

I had a job at the time and had no reason to steal the money. Paid it all back in around a month and now my family acts like it never happened. To this day I still feel terrible about it. I still can't believe my parents didn't kick my ass out. That was the only time I've ever been in trouble, though.
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peelout 4/4/2011 3:14pm
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been in a lot of fights from playing fooz-ball.

one night i got into an argument at a bar, dude swung and clipped my girl and i knocked him out cold. bouncers tackled me and when the cops came, i told them to blow me. alcohol obviously involved. wasn't arrested but i did get a ticket.

used lights to pass slower cars on our way to a race when i was 17, didn't get caught. and we had bikes in the back, dumbasses.

last week i spilled dirty bong water all over myself and my couch. horrible stink.
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look out below 4/4/2011 3:38pm
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When I was in high school we would get high as groceries, make card board cut outs of cats and dogs, glue nickles and bicycle reflectors to thier eyes and stand them up in the roads at night. You would be supprised with the silly shit people would do. We would also break into phone boxes and make prank calls (thank you Jerky Boys for the inspiration). Drop TVs off of bridges in front of trains. Shoot propane jugs with a 12 gauge. I could go on and on.
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35smom 4/4/2011 3:45pm
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GuyB wrote:
How much time ya got?

I got married...twice. I think that probably tops the list.
Void Main wrote:
Some people never learn.
GuyB wrote:
I have. If I ever get married again, it'll be to a fabulously wealthy yet very elderly heiress in failing health with no other family members...
I have. If I ever get married again, it'll be to a fabulously wealthy yet very elderly heiress in failing health with no other family members.

In other words, it's really, really unlikely.
Yea..and see if she has a husband for me!! haha....(just the thought of that and you pushing her around in the wheel chair at the races made my day, needed a good laugh thanks!)
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Loose 4/4/2011 3:50pm
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Mutt wrote:
I got married.
jndmx wrote:
I did it twice.....
Ditto
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Void Main 4/4/2011 3:52pm
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Void Main wrote:
Some people never learn.
GuyB wrote:
I have. If I ever get married again, it'll be to a fabulously wealthy yet very elderly heiress in failing health with no other family members...
I have. If I ever get married again, it'll be to a fabulously wealthy yet very elderly heiress in failing health with no other family members.

In other words, it's really, really unlikely.
35smom wrote:
Yea..and see if she has a husband for me!! haha....(just the thought of that and you pushing her around in the wheel chair at the races...
Yea..and see if she has a husband for me!! haha....(just the thought of that and you pushing her around in the wheel chair at the races made my day, needed a good laugh thanks!)
Heck, I'd even be okay with the husband if the inheritance is right. Smile
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Stayed at a Holiday Inn once
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Foo723 4/4/2011 3:53pm
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i got married once ... and engaged twice ... and i actually believed the sh*t they told me ... yes, i know, stupid
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While riding in the back of my buddies truck, facing backwards, on the way to a party, 3 across (back when you still could that), I had a beer and thought, "I should toss this"... so I did.... only to see, with absolute horror, the flashing red and blue lights appear.

Beer landed squarely at the older cops feet (Think Duvall in "colors"), and splash on his pants! DOH!

$250 littering ticket... ahh, the good ole days. Would have been assault on an officer now!
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mx400bee 4/4/2011 4:48pm
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I hit a plain clothes cop in the nose with a good overhand right when I was 18 during the Daytona 200 warmup lap. He thought I was with a bunch of underage beer drinkers and grabbed my left arm and tried to force it behind my back. I ran until I heard someone say stop or I`ll blow your head off. When I got to the jail house I told the booking cop I thought he was trying to kidnap me because I never saw a badge and was by myself and didn`t know the guys that were drinking. They let me go but charged me $34.50 for a ride back to the infield in time to see the last three laps Wonder what that fine/sentence would be today?
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I was 14 at Kendal Grammar school and this French language teacher Fred Atkinson took a real dislike to me and my friend Martin Maher. He used to pick on us, throw wooden blackboard erasers at us if not concentrating etc!
So one dinner hour we sneaked into his classroom, unscrewed the cover of a night storage heater and both pissed on the bricks insideWoohoo . Next day they had to shut down his classroom as the smell was soo bad Sick and we got to do sports for a double lesson!...........result!Smile
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robkinuk wrote:
I was 14 at Kendal Grammar school and this French language teacher Fred Atkinson took a real dislike to me and my friend Martin Maher. He...
I was 14 at Kendal Grammar school and this French language teacher Fred Atkinson took a real dislike to me and my friend Martin Maher. He used to pick on us, throw wooden blackboard erasers at us if not concentrating etc!
So one dinner hour we sneaked into his classroom, unscrewed the cover of a night storage heater and both pissed on the bricks insideWoohoo . Next day they had to shut down his classroom as the smell was soo bad Sick and we got to do sports for a double lesson!...........result!Smile
That's awesome!

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