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Joey Bridges
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7/27/2026 2:06pm

If I'd have ever pulled that stunt, I wouldn't be here now to collect dv's.

 

I always opened them for him, so I could have a taste. Sometimes two. 

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SEEMEFIRST
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7/27/2026 4:03pm
If I'd have ever pulled that stunt, I wouldn't be here now to collect dv's. I always opened them for him, so I could have a taste...

If I'd have ever pulled that stunt, I wouldn't be here now to collect dv's.

 

I always opened them for him, so I could have a taste. Sometimes two. 

This....

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7/27/2026 4:15pm

You think he didn’t kick my ass for it? He used to kick my ass because the sun came up.

Fucker knocked out my two front teeth, broke four of my ribs kicking me, and put me in the hospital for a week. I was 10. 

Kind of why I’m not afraid of any man now. Figure nobody is going to hit me like he did………

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Scull79
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7/27/2026 5:01pm

“Not worth a pinch of puppy shit”

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ATKpilot99
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7/28/2026 7:44am
If I'd have ever pulled that stunt, I wouldn't be here now to collect dv's. I always opened them for him, so I could have a taste...

If I'd have ever pulled that stunt, I wouldn't be here now to collect dv's.

 

I always opened them for him, so I could have a taste. Sometimes two. 

Yep dad used to let me have a sip or two . Then there was the time just before dinner he left almost a full can unattended and I drank it , I was around 9 I guess . I got a little drunk lol , my parents just laughed it off . Good times .

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kmc140
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7/28/2026 9:26am

"You gonna fix that or fuck it?... either way you ain't gonna do it right ..."

ShellyMX
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7/28/2026 9:36am
MoogenKen wrote:
You think he didn’t kick my ass for it? He used to kick my ass because the sun came up.Fucker knocked out my two front teeth...

You think he didn’t kick my ass for it? He used to kick my ass because the sun came up.

Fucker knocked out my two front teeth, broke four of my ribs kicking me, and put me in the hospital for a week. I was 10. 

Kind of why I’m not afraid of any man now. Figure nobody is going to hit me like he did………

Holy crap, dude. That’s messed up and I’m sorry you went through that.

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Kenny Banyan
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7/28/2026 10:35am
MoogenKen wrote:
You think he didn’t kick my ass for it? He used to kick my ass because the sun came up.Fucker knocked out my two front teeth...

You think he didn’t kick my ass for it? He used to kick my ass because the sun came up.

Fucker knocked out my two front teeth, broke four of my ribs kicking me, and put me in the hospital for a week. I was 10. 

Kind of why I’m not afraid of any man now. Figure nobody is going to hit me like he did………

That’s awful. Sorry man…💔

Rawly
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7/28/2026 5:04pm

My dad used to bet dollars to donuts when he knew he was right. Nowadays, a doughnut probably cost more than a dollar. 

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7/28/2026 10:30pm

Thought this was going to be a thread about dad jokes.

I have an 8 month old. I show him pictures I took of him within the past few days and tell him "look, that's you when you were a baby." I find it hilarious.

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