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That’s a classic JA801 story. He used to come around our trailer when he was on Honda minis and sneak donuts before the races. He would always say the same. Tony stopped by at one race and asked that we hide the donuts from Jeff—-Mike snitched on him. 😂
This is a douche move you'd expect from some 75 IQ dipshit rapper who just sold a bag of weed.
"Stay classy, San Diego!"
That said -- Alessi pulled many douche moves while racing, but by all accounts he's a decent fellow. His father clearly has short man syndrome though....
I'll bet a case of beer this "arrest' brouhaha is merely another day at the lake in the pussy society--police state we live in. Looking at someone skew is "assault" nowadays. Buddah forbid you TOUCH someone ! They take a dive and flop around like a fucken soccer player, and call the fat Gen Z bimbos with their slicked-back hair and Terminator shades who make up half the cops now.
"You're denying me muh RIGHTS!"
To be a PUSSY, yes.......
You ever see "fights" in videos? Some scrawny dipshit with his asscrack hanging out, pumping his arms up and down like a monkey, screaming "whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do"?
Or my favourite, I call it "American boxing": 🤣
"FUCK YOU!"
"No, fuck you!"
"NO, FUCK YOU!!"
Etc.
Geezus.... what happened to you, John Wayne? The slightest disagreement, that could and should be settled with a tight slap, now turns into a fucken SWAT team and helicopters circus and everybody in sight gets ARRESTED.
And of course the "Motocross media" douchebags fan the flames for clicks and likes.
Classy, just like posing with a wad of cash.....
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what in the fuck are you on? You seem a bit Agro. Compensating for being a coward lately or something?
He’s a one legged fisherman!
Lol...I was talking to Papa Reynard in the pits at Thunder Valley while he was changing the water pump while Robbie snarfed his sammich and his dad's. Mom ratted him out, "And he ate all the doritos".
Normal shit under the tent for families. Just normal humans and I dig it.
I may have been at that Lakewood race spectating as a 13 year old.
That’s BobbyM who’s been permabanned from here.
I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
I know who the peg leg pool cleaning s-ermbeard is/was.
His posting style gave him right up!!!
Are you saying that after all of this bruhaha that the net was still laying where Mike dropped it from July 3 to yesterday, July 23 and the neighbor that had him arrested or reported his net stolen didn’t just walk over to the lot next door and retrieve his property? 20 days?
Is the neighbor being a little irrational. Yes. Should MA800 have returned the net? Absofuckinglutely! Sounds like if he’d of spent an extra 30 seconds this could have all been avoided.
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
So fishnets were involved? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Exactly. The picture of the net was taken yesterday.
We’re laser pointers involved!
Ha! Yes it's trivial. When I told Mike earlier today "You know that was a mistake to do that?" He said yes, and he was just trying to make his girl's happy. As you can see from the pic above, as of yesterday, this $11 net is still where it was dropped. Mike is not going to try and return it now that charges have been brought. I wouldn't touch it either. The woman doing this is a known troublemaker and is on the Hilliard town council. She once ran for mayor. Nevertheless, Mike knows he screwed up, and he will not make the mistake again. I hope it doesn't come across as me making excuses for him. As I said above, I told him it was wrong. He knows that.
To y'all that have noted Mike's love for his friends, his family, his fans, Mike says thanks (yes he's read this thread).
Here's the Mike I know; after coming in from his first practice laps this morning, covered in North Florida sweat, he pulls me a chair up next to his. A generator was powering a fan. I sit down and Mike looks at me and asks, "Are you getting enough air from the fan?" That's the real Mike.
Was it picked up and returned yesterday?
There’s got to be a lawsuit coming. You just don’t help yourself to another man’s fishnet. Imagine the pain and suffering the victim endured. Surely that’s worth $$$$thousands!
Edit: Saw the post above - it’s a woman not a man. I don’t know if they’re as protective of their fishnets.
I’m making light of this because it seems silly but in all seriousness, I’m sorry that Mike has to go through this aggravation.
Grow up dude. That horse has been rode to death. Comments like yours are why I come here maybe once a year. The vast majority of Vital folks are good people with a serious love for moto. It's just a few of you that make Vital almost unbearable for me. But whatever...keep on being a Richard Head.
See above.
Gotcha. Maybe have a third party return it. It’ll say more about his character, than her lack of it. Sounds like a Krazy Karen.
I would tell Mike not to worry, everyone goes to jail. I've been to the drunk tank 7 times. Met a lot of good people in jail. I haven't been back since they don't allow cigarettes anymore.
Ha! Nicotine can cause that! Mike's reading this thread, so you just told him.
I'd be inclined to return the net and see if he can make friends. Not sure what he has to lose at this point by apologizing.
It would be a violation of his conditions of release. Krazy Karen would send him right back to jail.
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