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I know they got the job done but my god they were fuckin' pigs to work on. 🙃
The F4 was another pos to maintain. The A10 was fairly easy except for having to swadge every hyd line. Extreme chafing when that gun fired. The engineering team was decent to work with truth be told. They fixed what they could.
The C5 took a lot of care but was a mechanics dream. Proof that lots of room makes shit easy to get to. The Buff was similar.
The KC135 and old C141 were a mixed bag but still very straight forward.
I've laid hands on many others but I stand by my original statement...the 111 was a pig for the wrench turners.🙃
Working “inside” the C5 tail section 🤣
Oh…and…you act as if the F4 was one big leaky stinky smokey piece of shit? 🤓
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I spent many hours in the C-5 tail section. Got stuck on top one time when the Calivar caught fire. Spent 4 hours slumped against the T-tail waiting for the relief driver to come in from Sacremento. I had fun on the C-5.
I never met a pneudraulics, engine tech or crew chief that would honestly say that the F-4 or F-111 weren't fucking pigs to keep flying.
Tell’em about trying to wash the smell of “hydraulics” off! 🤣
You keep your whore mouth shut about my beloved Phantom. 😆
I believe you mean “Dirty Whore Mouth”🤣
Love the Phantom…but, let’s be honest…she was a dirty lil’ pig.
Remember the ol’ saying about if it’s not leaking…?
Lol...as bad as 5606 was...I'd swim in a pool of it if I never had to touch anything using Skydrol.
Wow, another aircraft I do not remember much about, the F106 Delta Dart. It was one of the first to be flown by computer systems in 1956! 😳
Its primary mission was to intercept Russian high altitude aircraft from dropping nuclear bombs over the US.
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The Convair F-106 Delta Dart was a single-seat, single-engine interceptor aircraft that served as the primary all-weather defense for the United States Air Force from the 1960s through the 1980s. It was a derivative of the F-102 Delta Dagger, but with extensive structural changes and a more powerful engine. The F-106 was capable of speeds exceeding Mach 2 and had a range of 1,500 miles. It was armed with air-to-air missiles and an air-to-air nuclear missile.
That Convair wing…I think they built the Hustler, too? That wing in the pic reminds me of the B58 Hustler…the same Delta with a slight roll off at the aft-outer-edge that is a design std nowadays.

Yes, the B-58 Hustler was a Convair product
Any idea on the intentions behind painting the munitions? Just for demo sake?
Sometimes it was done to monitor the aero-dynamics/attitude as it flew through the sky. They film the release/drop/trajectory and measure the movement and attitude of the bomb during its flt…sometimes all the way to impact.
The yellow-red-white paint and lines on the larger one looks like it’s for that purpose.
The huge silver one is truncated…weird.
Will have to check that out.
Yeah that makes a lot of sense. My mind went there initially, and then wondered if it was something related to verifying fitting on the craft itself (alignment/etc.).
This F106 took off from Malmstrom AFB in Great Falls, MT and at some point in its flight, entered a flat spin. The pilot punched out, but the plane managed to correct itself and "crash" land in a wheat field outside of town. The landing was apparently so gentle that they were able to use the jet again after some repairs.
Is that big silver one an external full tank?
We had to install high speed cameras aimed at all the deployable munitions just to verify they'd clear structure and not spin/flip or silly stuff like that. Things that look good on paper...🙃
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I dug into this a bit, because that cutout seemed odd. Here's what it seems to be:
MB-1C Pod: The initial pod was a 57-foot-long, single-component unit that combined fuel with a single, large nuclear weapon (often a Mark 53 or similar).
or
Two-Component Pod (TCP): Later, the MB-1C was replaced by the TCP, which featured a 35-foot-long upper component containing the nuclear weapon and some fuel, and a lower component filled with extra fuel that was designed to be jettisoned once exhausted.
https://www.b-58.com/history_offensive.php - Some details halfway down this page as well.
I wonder if that's the reason they were called 'Pigs' here?
I had a few RAAFie's buy / race my DH bikes , but haven't kept up with them. I've become a bit of a Hermit.
I think I'll try to contact "Colonel' Sanders ( not a Colonel - but when your surname is that, well, the 'Colonel' is inevitable with the way we go by nicknames here in OZ ) to ask him why "The Pig". A Great bloke, who still is riding / posting pictures of one of my DH bikes, that he still rides, near on 3 decades later.
The 111 was really good at what it did. When the USAF had plenty of manpower and budget it wasn't that hard to keep it maintained and flying. Sadly, "More with less" became the military mantra and the heavy "cost per flying hour" spelled death for the Aardvark.
While we’re here…and talking about Phantoms, Warthogs, Galaxies, Delta Darts & Daggers, Hustlers and Aardvarks…
Something that’s changed…notably as the Super Hornet and later birds came on line…and this is…
Funny; but, true!
Stains.
Stains on the ground…on the ramp…in the hangar…on the deck…
Oil/Fluid stains. 🤣
What I’m saying is the new birds aren’t like the leaky old birds. 😎
The Flying Pancake.... 😲
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Finally getting a chance to getting back into Chuck Yeager's autobiography.
His post sound barrier test flight days had him testing everything coming out of the many post war manufacturers.
Most were flown once and parked in the hangars. (Hangar angels)
This was one of them.
The Parasite fighter.
That thing looks sketchy as hell!
Yeager flew chase on its only flight.
Pretty sure they fired it up, and went right down and landed it.
Crazy some of the things that were brought out for them to test.
When the EPA cracked down on the purge fuel that dumped on the ramp on every shut down and we thought we'd have to put drip pans under every engine before shutdown...the engineers suddenly found a way to stop it...the purge tank. Catch the fuel in a tank and then let it be injected into the exhaust on next start up. Not a perfect solution but it kept it off the ground. Now all the fluids are captured and exhausted or drained by hand.
I used to hate kneeling in that oily, nasty, stinky shit to work on an engine belly.
That old Discovery Channel show Wings featured this plane in an episode; sketchy is an understatement. During one of the attempts to trap with the bomber, the Goblin* hit an updraft and smashed the canopy into the trapeze bar. Luckily the pilot wasn't hurt, but the canopy glass was toast.
*Edited to correct the name of the aircraft; it's Goblin, not Gremlin.
Used to love that show. I remember the episode you're referring to. Good catch!
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