Funniest Craigs list ad ever.

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Yes it's mine.. Just thought I'd sneak in a little spamage. Worth a shot...Sorry guy and scottie.. Woohoo You never know where you may find a BMW enthusiast wanting one..
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lol now i get it! looks nice, and 300bhp is way enough too..
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DanDunes818 7/30/2010 3:58pm
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adamdf wrote:
lol now i get it! looks nice, and 300bhp is way enough too..
And less than MSRP on a 450..lol.. The economy is not letting me keep my toys.

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Thanks for putting your phone number up. If you get a call around 3:00 in the morning, chances are its going to be me just wanting to talk.
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DanDunes818 7/30/2010 4:01pm
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Torco1 wrote:
Thanks for putting your phone number up. If you get a call around 3:00 in the morning, chances are its going to be me just wanting...
Thanks for putting your phone number up. If you get a call around 3:00 in the morning, chances are its going to be me just wanting to talk.
Lmao.. That's fine as long as you have a sexy voice..Shocked
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DownSouth 7/30/2010 4:03pm
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Does it pop wheelies?

Also please clarify if it has a powerband installed for each gear.
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DownSouth wrote:
Does it pop wheelies?

Also please clarify if it has a powerband installed for each gear.
Pure comedy..
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BLAHBLAH 7/30/2010 4:08pm
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Oh great Dan and Torco are going to be having phone sex tonight.
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Needs more killer skullz. Isnt Danny Dolan from Tigard?
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Needs more killer skullz. Isnt Danny Dolan from Tigard?
DD is from The Couve via Woodland.
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BLAHBLAH wrote:
Oh great Dan and Torco are going to be having phone sex tonight.
Nah....that's just usually the time I sit in the dark and cry, so it'll be more like a suicide hotline call.
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If I lived in the states I would buy it...........
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DrSweden 7/30/2010 5:47pm
7/30/2010 5:47pm Edited Date/Time 7/30/2010 6:13pm
DanDunes818 wrote:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/1870940252.html
Really nice car, that max-out straight six sounds rather crispy!



But I didn't like the reason for selling it in more than the obvious that I feel sorry for you. Is that true or some kind of sales pitch?



I don't know, but one don't need reasons for people selling stuff I think, and if you feel an urge use a more a "happy" reason maybe?
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Non moto!
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DownSouth wrote:
Does it pop wheelies?

Also please clarify if it has a powerband installed for each gear.
I'm assuming that the power band was installed in every gear. Jesus.



Fricken' turd.
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So is this where I post a picture of my 71 Challenger? The 500 H.P. 440 powered Mopar factory 4-speed thats NOT for sale for any reason? You an me Dan. Mano et mano. Down the main street of Vancouver. Just outside the Port. Actually, lets do it INSIDE the Port! I'm sure security will LOVE that! Bavarian Motorwerks. You are aware the Germans got two silver medals in both those wars,right?
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DanDunes818 wrote:
Yes it's mine.. Just thought I'd sneak in a little spamage. Worth a shot...Sorry guy and scottie.. :woohoo: You never know where you may find a...
Yes it's mine.. Just thought I'd sneak in a little spamage. Worth a shot...Sorry guy and scottie.. Woohoo You never know where you may find a BMW enthusiast wanting one..
It's not Gibby or Scottie you have to worry about! Tongue

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Fuck you and your POS!
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Hmmm. Guessing borg not a Beemer fan. Terry: wtf? Live a little man. Think outside the box. Stuff this badboy back in moto related and see what other intelligent life we can get post on this. Hey. I got friends in Nolalu. John and Deb. You know 'em? ( Yer Canadian. You should get that.)
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Hmmm. Guessing borg not a Beemer fan. Terry: wtf? Live a little man. Think outside the box. Stuff this badboy back in moto related and see...
Hmmm. Guessing borg not a Beemer fan. Terry: wtf? Live a little man. Think outside the box. Stuff this badboy back in moto related and see what other intelligent life we can get post on this. Hey. I got friends in Nolalu. John and Deb. You know 'em? ( Yer Canadian. You should get that.)
No. Borg not a spam fan. Are you from this century? "Think outside the box?" Who the fuck says that anymore? Stuff this badboy back in the eighties dipshit and get out of our "crib"
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DanDunes818 7/30/2010 8:52pm
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scooter5002 wrote:
So is this where I post a picture of my 71 Challenger? The 500 H.P. 440 powered Mopar factory 4-speed thats NOT for sale for any...
So is this where I post a picture of my 71 Challenger? The 500 H.P. 440 powered Mopar factory 4-speed thats NOT for sale for any reason? You an me Dan. Mano et mano. Down the main street of Vancouver. Just outside the Port. Actually, lets do it INSIDE the Port! I'm sure security will LOVE that! Bavarian Motorwerks. You are aware the Germans got two silver medals in both those wars,right?
Lmao.. This thread has turned into pure comedy. I should spam more often..lol,

Borg... Chill out a wee bit.. Thought with all the craigslist threads this might start a bit of comedy and it did. Of course it would be cool if someone in here was looking for a fun ride as well.

Shit , I got to go!! Torco is calling me.. The guy has one hell of a phone voice.
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I just noticed I got moved to non moto.. Wish I could change the title.. lol Good times guys.
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scooter5002 7/31/2010 5:36am
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Well Dan, it certainly has ME laughing. Seems like they call him borg for a reason. Didn't they just run around killin' people or assimilating them? With ZERO sense of humour? Thats what I recall. Anyways, love the squarecrank ride. Being a squarecrank an all. 300 hp from a 6 nothin' to sneeze at. Sucks you're selling it but I get it. Keep the spam comin. It's entertaining.
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BMW's are for chicks and fags.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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scooter5002 wrote:
So is this where I post a picture of my 71 Challenger? The 500 H.P. 440 powered Mopar factory 4-speed thats NOT for sale for any...
So is this where I post a picture of my 71 Challenger? The 500 H.P. 440 powered Mopar factory 4-speed thats NOT for sale for any reason? You an me Dan. Mano et mano. Down the main street of Vancouver. Just outside the Port. Actually, lets do it INSIDE the Port! I'm sure security will LOVE that! Bavarian Motorwerks. You are aware the Germans got two silver medals in both those wars,right?
DanDunes818 wrote:
Lmao.. This thread has turned into pure comedy. I should spam more often..lol, Borg... Chill out a wee bit.. Thought with all the craigslist threads this...
Lmao.. This thread has turned into pure comedy. I should spam more often..lol,

Borg... Chill out a wee bit.. Thought with all the craigslist threads this might start a bit of comedy and it did. Of course it would be cool if someone in here was looking for a fun ride as well.

Shit , I got to go!! Torco is calling me.. The guy has one hell of a phone voice.
Relax. Beating up on spammers used to be fun sport around here. Too many clenched butt cheeks these days.

BTW, are you getting any responses from the ad? Other than Nigerians. I have a few things for sale right now and I get nothing. For example I have an 02' YZ250F on another list going for $1200.00. Not 1 answer after a week. WTF? I'm practically giving it away. (OK, now I deserve to be spanked for the spam) But it's tough out there. I have less than 30 days to off a whole house full of stuff. I'm not optimistic.
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scooter5002 7/31/2010 9:08am
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Hey Cygnus. What category do you fit into? Lol ( Easy big fella, it's a joke)
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scooter5002 wrote:
Hey Cygnus. What category do you fit into? Lol ( Easy big fella, it's a joke)
So you drive a BMW too.Unsure I drive a POS Ford Ranger. I would never buy a BMW. German cars are so overrated.
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Actually no, I drive a Neon. A fucking 2000 Neon. Left to me after my divorce. ( Insert the joke about alimony here) The Challenger when I'm in the mood. Yes I use the Neon to trailer my bike around . Go ahead, take your shot. I opened up this can of worms, Ill take my whippin. Waitng to finish paying off the divorce so I can afford a truck. A used truck. Might even be a Ranger. You never know. Don't know if Beemers are over-rated they're just maybe different and not for everyone.

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