Favorite sayings.

Fuck stick 

Ass clown 

Fool 

And good ole dumbass 

You fuck stick ass clown fool Dumbass !

Is a frog's ass water tight?        Do dike's drive Subarus?            Statements that mean certainly....

It’s not show friends. It’s show business.

When someone asks if you're having fun yet.

"Ain't had this much fun since the hogs ate my little brother".

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Fuck me

Fuckkk

Fuck it

Fuck. I need a tequila & a fuckin’ vacation.

(Said that before walking out of the office and off to my 1st Rip to the Tip. It was life changing. I miss Ox)

Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining…..

The grass is greener because you're not over there pissing on it. 

Also my favorite mechanic insult: I wouldn't trust you to fix a sandwich. 

You could fuck up an anvil

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than it is to open it and prove it.

Everything fits with a run up, and if it doesn’t, get a bigger run up.

Mechanic insults:

You're dumber than dirt.

You're our token dork wrench. 

Gotta give head to get ahead 

And…how’s that working out? 

^^^^ Pretty sure Kamala hacked into his account

Worthless as tits on a boar hog. 

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

If something's really good, it's sore dick. (Can't beat it.) 

Quit playing dumb, you're too good at it.

She's a 50/50 girl. Looks good from 50ft away, or going by at 50mph.

Whats this we stuff all about, you got a mouse in your pocket or something?

Distance is a squaw's best friend.

You have been mercifully relieved of the ravages of intelligence. 

Most people don’t want to hear your opinion, they want to hear their own opinion out of your mouth. 

I always heard that as "you could fuck up a wet dream"

If everything went perfectly your stories would suck.

Without action life is a library full of books that are never read 

That's fucked up as a football bat.