Morning wood!

I give her credit for laughing with him and not getting upset over it. She may not add much value to the broadcast but she is legit 

Have never been much of a fan of Webb. Just always have had other riders I've rooted for over him. Now, I'll probably have to start rooting for him.  I only watched live on Peacock and I thought I did hear that, but I really wasn't sure. Came here, saw my ears heard correctly. Now I'll have to rewatch the broadcast and pay attention at the interviews. That's classic for sure

Shrill…🤣 perfect!

This week on science of supercross...

Morning wood!

If you are concerned about “the kids”, young and innocent, being able to decipher what “morning wood” is and they do, that’s on you bud. No harm, no foul on Webb. Well played for the adults in the room and should have 747’d every kid if they were paying attention. 

A quick preview of next weeks podium interview with our buddy Webb when he finishes a distant 2nd or 3rd to Jett...

Will-" Third place couldn't have been what you were looking for tonight, take us through your race tonight"

Cooper(with his ears tucked in his cap, left hand on hip and holding a Monster can in his right hand)-" Yea no, umm...Jett really laid the wood to us tonight...."

It's gonna be hard (no pun intended) for him to give a 2nd or 3rd place interview next weekend because he'll be stood on the top step of the podium after another win 😉

I'm betting Mrs Cooper Webb got a special treat Sunday morning.      Good/healthy marriage stuff.  

I guess I was only half ass paying attention to the interviews because I didn't hear it . 

I laughed my ass off.. I guess words hurt.. But imagine if someone's pants ripped and their balls hung out all race.. 

OK, to keep the choir members happy, let's help Coop out with some alternate versions:

"My forearms...were so hard a cat couldn't scratch them!"

"... could have cut glass!"

"... were at full attention!"

Harder than a Cadillac crankshaft...

        This thread feels just like I’m back in 7th grade. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrAxzn1ilk

I guess the people complaining about Webb's comment being inappropriate have never been to an NBA game or any mainstream sport where they play wayyyy more explicit music every TV break and time out. The old guys are winning me over this year, never was a fan of Kenny or Webb but I'm pulling for them every race.