Monster Energy -- Literally the Work of Satan

Jarid332
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11/9/2014 3:04pm
Monster energy tattoos are core!
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11/9/2014 3:07pm
TripleFive wrote:
I'm no longer comfortable with Monster sponsoring our sport. If what this lady is saying is true Satan would be the biggest sponsor in this community...
I'm no longer comfortable with Monster sponsoring our sport. If what this lady is saying is true Satan would be the biggest sponsor in this community. I don't like it, I don't like it at all.

https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. We dont want your typeon here
11/9/2014 3:13pm
She almost had me till she got to the yada yada stuff at 2 sec. in.....
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11/9/2014 3:23pm
Were you okay with RJ Reynolds and that cigarette smokin leather jacket wearing Joe Camel sponsoring SX? Okay, maybe you weren't smoking in diapers, but you get my point.

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11/9/2014 3:42pm
what is she selling for $10.00 special show.probably working it on the Sabbath ...
if I was a devil, I would sue her for racial profiling..haha
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11/9/2014 3:43pm
Were you okay with RJ Reynolds and that cigarette smokin leather jacket wearing Joe Camel sponsoring SX? Okay, maybe you weren't smoking in diapers, but you...
Were you okay with RJ Reynolds and that cigarette smokin leather jacket wearing Joe Camel sponsoring SX? Okay, maybe you weren't smoking in diapers, but you get my point.
that's not her point.
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11/9/2014 4:49pm
This is old, but.....she's borderline schitzo and if your hair blew into the shape of horns she'd try and chop your head off.

Plus, as the husband of a Jew, I know she's completely wrong and grasping for straws.

Why don't people fully research info that is completely shocking to them?
11/9/2014 5:36pm
volcati wrote:
This is old, but.....she's borderline schitzo and if your hair blew into the shape of horns she'd try and chop your head off. Plus, as the...
This is old, but.....she's borderline schitzo and if your hair blew into the shape of horns she'd try and chop your head off.

Plus, as the husband of a Jew, I know she's completely wrong and grasping for straws.

Why don't people fully research info that is completely shocking to them?
You're just a tool of lucifer. Everyone here knows it.

Take your satanist views elsewhere you heathen!

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11/9/2014 5:41pm
she's spot on everyone that drinks a can is going straight to hell , its written all over the can , the end is near , its not going to be lack of water , global warming , world war , zombie attacks or nukes its going to be an ill tasting so called energy drink .
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11/9/2014 5:50pm
A. I thought "massive insertion" was going to happen when she mentioned MILF & can.

B. Her dad did the same thing with Proctor & Gamble.
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11/9/2014 6:14pm
You sir are a Moran....
11/9/2014 6:22pm
spud wrote:
You sir are a Moran....
It's clear that you have been infected by the devil.
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11/9/2014 6:27pm
MxKing809 wrote:
That product was targeted to the BRO demographic all the way...... End of story cool color scheme - Check Helps you bang milfs- Check Makes you...
That product was targeted to the BRO demographic all the way...... End of story

cool color scheme - Check
Helps you bang milfs- Check
Makes you go into beast mode- Check
Has a sticker you can slap on your S10- Check
Bro's are just Wannabe white brothers, what we need: less Bro ( tits and ass) more Sports IMO
this video has a high (black) Dirt Shark content


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11/9/2014 7:33pm
The only thing I got out of that for sure is that she is not a milf. Everything else was kind of a stretch
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11/9/2014 8:00pm
Cant wait for A 1. These bs post are killing me.
bmx grands in tulsa in two weeks!
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11/9/2014 8:06pm
Its not god i have a problem with, its his fan club. I wish i could fuck with this lady.

I like MILF's so am I a devil worshiper?
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11/9/2014 8:10pm
She converted me
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11/9/2014 8:58pm
Joko wrote:
I guess I better throw my boxes of Devil Dogs out.
Greatest food stuff ever.
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11/9/2014 9:47pm
This just in........



The "Monster" energy drink logo is not the number of the beast

Recently there have been a whole lot of false teachings being pushed in the bible study room...ranging from laughable to disturbing...in all cases the number of people buying into these teachings is troubling... i want to address some of those false teachings with a few forum threads...

i will start with one teaching that is just plain ridiculous...

it has been claimed in the bible study room that the logo for the 'monster' energy drink is actually the biblical number of the beast written in hebrew...

this is what a monster energy drink looks like...the logo in question is the three 'claw marks' on the can...
monster.jpg

it has been claimed that the three claw marks are actually the hebrew letter vav written three times...the hebrew letter vav looks like this...
256px-Hebrew_vav.svg.png
here is a chart showing the rest of the hebrew alphabet for reference...
hebrewc.gif

traditionally each hebrew letter has been assigned a numerical value...after reaching the last letter of the hebrew alphabet you can write higher numbers using combinations of hebrew letters... here is a chart of the numerical values of the hebrew letters...
HebrewNumbers.gif

as shown in the chart the number six is represented by the hebrew letter vav... it has been claimed that the three so called 'vavs' in the monster energy drink logo would translate to 6-6-6...the number of the beast in revelation...

but actually this notion is completely false...because the biblical number of the beast is not just the digit six repeated six times...it is actually the number six hundred and sixty-six...which would be represented by very different hebrew letters...

this can be seen from the original greek text of revelation...
revelation 13:18..."Ode he sophia estin. Ho echon noun psephisato ton arithmon tou theriou, arithmos gar anthropou estin, kai ho arithmos autou hexakosioi hexekonta hex."

'hexakosioi' is greek for 'six hundred'...'hexekonta' is greek for 'sixty'...and 'hex' is greek for 'six'...so the number of the beast is six hundred and sixty-six...

older bible translations such as the king james version show this clearly by using the phrase 'six hundred threescore and six'...
revelation 13:18..."Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

looking at the chart of the numeric values of the hebrew alphabet...the actual number of the beast which is six hundred and sixty-six would be represented by the letters 'tav resh samekh vav'...-not- 'vav vav vav'...and 'tav resh samekh vav' would have -no resemblance whatsoever- to the logo on the monster energy drink...

so the logo on the monster energy drink is -not- the biblical mark of the beast in hebrew...the teaching is false...
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11/9/2014 9:52pm
jasonv43 wrote:
Also I'd like to note that this video is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long. If you dive into the numbers here is what you will...
Also I'd like to note that this video is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long. If you dive into the numbers here is what you will find.

The number 2 refers to Ryan Villopoto which as we all know is a red head. The number 13 is an unlucky number. So this video is obviously wishing bad karma on red heads all over the world as well as Ryan's GP season.

The lady is also wearing some sort of indian necklace. This means that she supports Indians (the Cherokee kind). Well Indians have casinos all over the country. So is she supporting gambling as well?

I don't trust her. Does anybody else see anything that I am missing?
"So is she supporting gambling as well? "

She's a KRoc fan then I presume?
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11/9/2014 10:39pm Edited Date/Time 11/9/2014 10:40pm
HAHA!! YEAH!! I'll see that video and raise you one more!

And that dumb bitch thinks Monster is the problem! I'd tooth pick her eyelids open and make her watch this video for 10hrs strait.....she'd be a totally different woman after I got done with her!

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11/9/2014 10:47pm
"What has Christ got to do with an energy drink."
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11/9/2014 11:04pm
I do believe monster is the devils beverage just like I believe extra lite mayonnaise is the devils condiment.
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11/10/2014 1:21am
It's amazing how dumb Americans really areSmile
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11/10/2014 2:09am
lol WOW
Yeah america
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I dont know if its the work of "Satan" but everything she points out is there, you cannot deny its not there...

People have to understand this could be a form of desensitisation or marketing, everything that the eye see's is recorded forever in your brain doesn't matter if its 10mins or half a second or less your brain will record it and store it.

When you see advertising such as a commercial or a banner you are not sold on the spot but if you see the same imagines enough you will become familiar with it so when you go up to a fridge in a gas station or whatever to chose a drink chances are you will pick the one that you have seen the most.

I think calling this lady crazy is crazy she clearly points out what is there, she does not manipulate or change the design in any way.

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