Monster Energy -- Literally the Work of Satan

Edited Date/Time 11/11/2014 11:10am
I'm no longer comfortable with Monster sponsoring our sport. If what this lady is saying is true Satan would be the biggest sponsor in this community. I don't like it, I don't like it at all.

https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs
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MxKing809
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11/9/2014 10:51am
That lady needs a more productive hobby
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11/9/2014 10:57am
Ridiculous, who gives a shit? That lady needs to get a life.......
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11/9/2014 11:05am
Also I'd like to note that this video is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long. If you dive into the numbers here is what you will find.

The number 2 refers to Ryan Villopoto which as we all know is a red head. The number 13 is an unlucky number. So this video is obviously wishing bad karma on red heads all over the world as well as Ryan's GP season.

The lady is also wearing some sort of indian necklace. This means that she supports Indians (the Cherokee kind). Well Indians have casinos all over the country. So is she supporting gambling as well?

I don't trust her. Does anybody else see anything that I am missing?
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11/9/2014 11:13am
HAHAHAHAHAH

The Shop

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11/9/2014 11:24am Edited Date/Time 11/9/2014 11:31am
She has 5 fingers, if you take the number 5, multiply by 6, you get 30, if you drop the 0 you now have 3, which you can then multiply by 2 to get the number 6. You do that for the other hand and 1 foot you get 666. Coincidence? I think not. SHE is the devil... That or she works for RedBull Tongue
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11/9/2014 11:24am
Well, she had me, until she opened her mouth ...
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11/9/2014 11:28am
She does have a point.
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11/9/2014 11:28am
This thread was started by Triple5. That is three ones from being 666. 2 times 3 equals SIX. Triple5 could literally BE Satan.
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11/9/2014 11:33am
PFitzG38 wrote:
This thread was started by Triple5. That is three ones from being 666. 2 times 3 equals SIX. Triple5 could literally BE Satan.
And this thread was started on Vitalmx 44 minutes ago. I'm not sure what that means but I don't like it.
11/9/2014 11:43am
PFitzG38 wrote:
This thread was started by Triple5. That is three ones from being 666. 2 times 3 equals SIX. Triple5 could literally BE Satan.
555 = 5 x 111

111 = the Holy Trinity

Forza
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11/9/2014 11:46am
There is no Satan.
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11/9/2014 11:47am
jasonv43 wrote:
Also I'd like to note that this video is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long. If you dive into the numbers here is what you will...
Also I'd like to note that this video is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long. If you dive into the numbers here is what you will find.

The number 2 refers to Ryan Villopoto which as we all know is a red head. The number 13 is an unlucky number. So this video is obviously wishing bad karma on red heads all over the world as well as Ryan's GP season.

The lady is also wearing some sort of indian necklace. This means that she supports Indians (the Cherokee kind). Well Indians have casinos all over the country. So is she supporting gambling as well?

I don't trust her. Does anybody else see anything that I am missing?
2:13....
2x1x3 = 6
2+1+3 = 6
213+213 divided by the age of the woman(71) = 6

I agree. There's more than meets the eye here.
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11/9/2014 11:48am
She does have a point.
I thought thats what they were trying to imply when I seen the Can for the first time...It wasn't a big secret
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PFitzG38 wrote:
This thread was started by Triple5. That is three ones from being 666. 2 times 3 equals SIX. Triple5 could literally BE Satan.
TripleFive wrote:
555 = 5 x 111 111 = the Holy Trinity [img]https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/35/93/cd/3593cdc865db7cfbdd74b5f6c70eca13.jpg[/img]
555 = 5 x 111

111 = the Holy Trinity

No way. I was joking. Are you serious?!?
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11/9/2014 12:12pm
PFitzG38 wrote:
This thread was started by Triple5. That is three ones from being 666. 2 times 3 equals SIX. Triple5 could literally BE Satan.
TripleFive wrote:
555 = 5 x 111 111 = the Holy Trinity [img]https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/35/93/cd/3593cdc865db7cfbdd74b5f6c70eca13.jpg[/img]
555 = 5 x 111

111 = the Holy Trinity

PFitzG38 wrote:
No way. I was joking. Are you serious?!?
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11/9/2014 12:56pm
After she explained all that shit. Did those people buy what she was selling? $10 and she excepts all major credit cards!
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11/9/2014 1:00pm Edited Date/Time 11/9/2014 6:36pm
Ohhh spooky. It's either the sign of Satan or not. Either way I think they should raise the price now that it's out in the open.
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11/9/2014 1:00pm
she is the devil in disguise .let me explain.first off,she is trying to make others believe she is a blonde.
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11/9/2014 1:08pm
basically ,for the non believers of a god or a devil.this drink is just a drink.not the most healthiest of drinks...but a drink that believers and non believers produce,manufacture,serve,deliver buy,stock on shelves,supports at events that only the creative ones can find a religious twist in it all.
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11/9/2014 1:34pm
No wonder it tastes like shit
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11/9/2014 2:07pm
Stupidest shit ever.

I think that lady is possessed by the devil. She sure does mention it a lot........and a huge smile on her face. Burn that witch at the cross!
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11/9/2014 2:12pm Edited Date/Time 11/9/2014 2:19pm
I feel I am somewhat of a knowledgeable Christian. First I agree the MILF remarks are very coarse, they are most definitely not from the spirituality adept. But This lady seems like she is just moved by emotions and most likely not spiritually discerning anything. She is viewing the result of just another company run by worldly marketing experts, she should be helping the poor and orphan's with her emotions, not making us Christians look like gossipers and busybodies.

I love the logo personally! It's clever and pops whenever you see it. You need to be a beast to perform at the top of a physical sport like this. Anyway I hate the way these "sports drinks" taste, I'll stick to chocolate milk and Gatoraid.
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11/9/2014 2:24pm
I didn't know it was the devils work but they gave me a free can of monster at Evel Kneivel days one time. I drank a couple swigs and tossed it, as it did not sit well with me.




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11/9/2014 2:31pm Edited Date/Time 11/9/2014 2:33pm
That product was targeted to the BRO demographic all the way...... End of story

cool color scheme - Check
Helps you bang milfs- Check
Makes you go into beast mode- Check
Has a sticker you can slap on your S10- Check
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11/9/2014 2:31pm
I guess I better throw my boxes of Devil Dogs out.
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11/9/2014 2:52pm
Yea... play some led zep backwards bitch. Stupid
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11/9/2014 3:01pm
Dungeons and dragons speel all over again. None of me and my friends who played it turned out satan worshipers but the opposite.

This is a way to get people recognition for displaying their whacked agenda.

I like the logo and color scheme but don't drink it But it is a great sponsor for us all.
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11/9/2014 3:02pm
SHE needs to get her mind out of the gutter. Everyone knows MILF stand for Monster's International Legion Fanclub, so of course they "dig it."

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