Honest question..

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Edited Date/Time 12/6/2014 2:24am
I know this isn't a very appropriate subject but I'm curious to see peoples views on it. Is good to masturbate before a race? I've heard that if you do it too soon before the race you'll "lose your drive to win" or you'll feel tired. Is this true? I've also heard it can make you relaxed and you don't tired as easy? Again sorry for the inappropriate topic I'm just curious...
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2 Stroke Beast 10/31/2014 11:06am
10/31/2014 11:06am
Never tried it Im not a freak
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Can't wait for silly season to in. Dumb gen here this comes.
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David Murphy 10/31/2014 11:10am
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Are you talking about that morning before you leave or 2 mins before the race in the portashitter? Unsure Tongue

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roughneck 10/31/2014 11:13am
10/31/2014 11:13am
David Murphy wrote:
Are you talking about that morning before you leave or 2 mins before the race in the portashitter? Unsure Tongue
Hes saying at the gate!!
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He gets handies in the doghouse just before the gate drops.
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Before?! Fuck, I used to do it right on the line, before the 30 second board went up. Got protested quite a bit, told people to fuck off, there was no rule against it. Sure enough, the CMRC made a rule, had to quit. Stopped pullin holeshots at the same time. Aholes.
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RonSkj 10/31/2014 11:18am
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Gear on or gear off?
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IWreckALot 10/31/2014 11:19am
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Hmmm. . . This just reminded me of something I need to do. Be back in 10 minutes.
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IWreckALot 10/31/2014 11:20am
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scooter5002 wrote:
Before?! Fuck, I used to do it right on the line, before the 30 second board went up. Got protested quite a bit, told people to...
Before?! Fuck, I used to do it right on the line, before the 30 second board went up. Got protested quite a bit, told people to fuck off, there was no rule against it. Sure enough, the CMRC made a rule, had to quit. Stopped pullin holeshots at the same time. Aholes.
Thanks a log Bin Laden.
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christianb 10/31/2014 11:20am
10/31/2014 11:20am Edited Date/Time 10/31/2014 11:23am


Edit: totally kidding, don't kill yourself. But maybe save these questions for your doctor or something lol.
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David Murphy 10/31/2014 11:21am
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David Murphy wrote:
Are you talking about that morning before you leave or 2 mins before the race in the portashitter? Unsure Tongue
roughneck wrote:
Hes saying at the gate!!
no no no..... that would in violation of rule 54, subsection 2. "Thou shalt not expedite ejaculate 90 seconds prior to race start".

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ML512 10/31/2014 11:21am
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motolyfe wrote:
I know this isn't a very appropriate subject but I'm curious to see peoples views on it. Is good to masturbate before a race? I've heard...
I know this isn't a very appropriate subject but I'm curious to see peoples views on it. Is good to masturbate before a race? I've heard that if you do it too soon before the race you'll "lose your drive to win" or you'll feel tired. Is this true? I've also heard it can make you relaxed and you don't tired as easy? Again sorry for the inappropriate topic I'm just curious...
Christian, please continue with one of your other profiles.
harrowguy 10/31/2014 11:21am
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Would've been a lot less weird if you would've just said have sex.
Me no I'm not doing that the night before
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David Murphy 10/31/2014 11:22am
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IWreckALot wrote:
Hmmm. . . This just reminded me of something I need to do. Be back in 10 minutes.
10 minutes! fark your'e a stayer! Laughing
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scooter5002 10/31/2014 11:29am
10/31/2014 11:29am
Dumbgeon? Wtf, this one has HOF written all over it.
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SquidBro 10/31/2014 11:30am
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Bust one out daily.


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ML512 10/31/2014 11:36am
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scooter5002 wrote:
Dumbgeon? Wtf, this one has HOF written all over it.
If by HOF, you meant "Hall of Fail", then you're correct sir. Smile

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scooter5002 10/31/2014 11:37am
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Lol Clearly, a difference of opinion.
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Punch the clown?
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i've jerked it in the most random ways, places, times, public, private, etc that i don't even get a riser anymore when i'm alone at home and the Tori Black dvd runnin'.

before a race? hah! that's amateur hour bro
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Jerkin' my gerkin
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Any SE Tn guys around this message board? I remember a local guy 4 or 5 years back who would pull over at the finish line, light up a cigar and sit on his bike with his hand on his balls. I think he was jerking before and during each moto and the guy was even able to smoke a Casa Magna Oscuro Toro before anyone else could finish the race!
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slipdog 10/31/2014 8:15pm
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Bashing the Bishop?

Pulling the pud?

Tugging the log?

Slapping the salami?

Choking the chicken?
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scooter5002 10/31/2014 8:35pm
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Whippin Skippy

Polishin the porpoise

Pulverize the Purple Helmeted Warrior.

One handed frenzy
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slipdog 10/31/2014 9:28pm
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For a chick it would be...

Flick the bean

Buff the muffin

Pet the kitty

Polish the pearl

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imoto34 10/31/2014 10:37pm
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slipdog wrote:
For a chick it would be...

Flick the bean

Buff the muffin

Pet the kitty

Polish the pearl

My ladie likes the rev limiter
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christianb wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2014/10/31/69221/s1200_image.jpg[/img] Edit: totally kidding, don't kill yourself. But maybe save these questions for your doctor or something lol.


Edit: totally kidding, don't kill yourself. But maybe save these questions for your doctor or something lol.
This poster and the OP had the same IP.

Bye to both.
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SquidBro 11/1/2014 2:19am
11/1/2014 2:19am Edited Date/Time 11/1/2014 2:19am
Whilst we're on taboo subjects does anyone else like the vibrations you get from a 450 on your nutsack, I sometimes push my plums up onto the gas cap when the seat foam just isn't enough to get me jiggy. I'm thinking of loosening some engines bolts for added sensation......

Anyone.......?
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Uncle Tony 11/1/2014 8:43am
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SquidBro wrote:
Whilst we're on taboo subjects does anyone else like the vibrations you get from a 450 on your nutsack, I sometimes push my plums up onto...
Whilst we're on taboo subjects does anyone else like the vibrations you get from a 450 on your nutsack, I sometimes push my plums up onto the gas cap when the seat foam just isn't enough to get me jiggy. I'm thinking of loosening some engines bolts for added sensation......

Anyone.......?
I'm With you brother! I ride a 88 yz490, good vibrations, and I don't have to loosen any motor mounts

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