What's your favorite Euro excuse

The Hurricane
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The Hurricane
Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 10:02am
Here is mine:

"If you remove _______ and _______ then we are pretty evenly matched."
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beamer 9/29/2008 7:45pm
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It wasn't a mud race......
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J.Saunders144 9/29/2008 9:39pm
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just about anything that comes out of their mouths cracks me up personaly. I dont care if im american or not if you cant realize the outdoors are the real deal i dont know what plannet your from. hopefully that gets em going agian, i love reading their responses, and yes im American, arrogant, and proud of it congrats on 2nd
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Jack Flash 9/29/2008 9:51pm
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Here is mine ...

"HE TRIED TO TAKE ME OUT, ....... But I’m not going to complain about it"

Anon.
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FastEddy 9/29/2008 10:01pm
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My Top 3 favs are....

3: Your bikes are to loud.
2: Your riders are on drugs.
1: Your Country is to big.

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sharkey 9/29/2008 10:57pm
9/29/2008 10:57pm
The Hurricane wrote:
Here is mine:

"If you remove _______ and _______ then we are pretty evenly matched."
dungey alessi "it will be funny next year with some new blood going. i would think dungey would be a shoe in for villopoto and alessi for sure
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Lucifa 9/30/2008 12:01am
9/30/2008 12:01am
The Hurricane wrote:
Here is mine:

"If you remove _______ and _______ then we are pretty evenly matched."
Tyres and fuel?
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toothbrushes and deodorant
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Internet and forums
moto111 9/30/2008 1:01am
9/30/2008 1:01am
The Hurricane wrote:
Here is mine:

"If you remove _______ and _______ then we are pretty evenly matched."
talent and speed
rockcrawlerdude 9/30/2008 1:01am
9/30/2008 1:01am
AC and the other pourcell wasnt there or it would have been different!
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The wind drag off of their teeth slowed them down.
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mjskier 9/30/2008 5:31am
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My favorite: "France would have won except for that flat tire"
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jo2910 9/30/2008 6:18am
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My favourite is when they bring the drugs issue on board. To think there is something suspicious behind the fact the US team doesn't want to go through drug test is ludacris. Poor Euro fools. I mean this is hilarious it's not like some of our riders train with an ex Cycling/Lance Armstrong trainer, or go from being chubby kids to guys that don't even break a sweat in two months...

Lets stop eating french fries that will calm those damn Euros boys down!



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armpumpking 9/30/2008 6:21am
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Gas tank and front wheel
THE mx addict 9/30/2008 7:47am
9/30/2008 7:47am
mjskier wrote:
My favorite: "France would have won except for that flat tire"
You know this is true.

Wink
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ncdirtrider 9/30/2008 8:00am
9/30/2008 8:00am
"We're just not American."


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Devil1nNj
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Devil1nNj 9/30/2008 8:07am
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Just out of curiosity, do any of my fellow Americans hang out on any Euro MX Message boards?

I personally have never seen one. But, I am willing to wager it is a very slim percentage.
If I did in fact go there to get some info, the last thing I would do is start arguments.

Even farther from that, would be to start ignorant rants with twisted facts, only to back peddle and attack political agendas when the MX stupidity Im spewing is all dis proven.

Not directed at all Euro members by any means what so ever, but, what is the agenda of some of these posters?
There's no discussion to be had with someone who manipulates facts, speculates outcomes, and then reverts to political, or financial attacks.

Ill say it again, we need a "Moto-Retarded" section...
THE mx addict 9/30/2008 8:16am
9/30/2008 8:16am
You're welcome on euros boards whenever you want...

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CRF122 9/30/2008 8:18am
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I would prefer a multiple choice for this question please.....
Othreehundred 9/30/2008 8:26am
9/30/2008 8:26am
mjskier wrote:
My favorite: "France would have won except for that flat tire"
THE mx addict wrote:
You know this is true.

Wink
Ya and Bubba would have won by 20 or 30 sec "if" he did not wash out.
Villo would have been in the top 3 "if "Pourcel didnt take him out.
"If" Ferry got a good start he would have been top three
"If" you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen.
All "if" as usual, facts are its over we Won again .
oopps here is your ticket stub please come again.
THE mx addict 9/30/2008 8:29am
9/30/2008 8:29am
Othreehundred wrote:
Ya and Bubba would have won by 20 or 30 sec "if" he did not wash out. Villo would have been in the top 3 "if...
Ya and Bubba would have won by 20 or 30 sec "if" he did not wash out.
Villo would have been in the top 3 "if "Pourcel didnt take him out.
"If" Ferry got a good start he would have been top three
"If" you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen.
All "if" as usual, facts are its over we Won again .
oopps here is your ticket stub please come again.
Come on! You've already said that.

Next, please...
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crowe176 9/30/2008 8:30am
9/30/2008 8:30am
TEAM USA uses drugs!

STEWART had outside assistance!
Othreehundred 9/30/2008 8:33am
9/30/2008 8:33am
Othreehundred wrote:
Ya and Bubba would have won by 20 or 30 sec "if" he did not wash out. Villo would have been in the top 3 "if...
Ya and Bubba would have won by 20 or 30 sec "if" he did not wash out.
Villo would have been in the top 3 "if "Pourcel didnt take him out.
"If" Ferry got a good start he would have been top three
"If" you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen.
All "if" as usual, facts are its over we Won again .
oopps here is your ticket stub please come again.
THE mx addict wrote:
Come on! You've already said that.

Next, please...
The mx adick
Have you not repeated yourself in like 10 threads about "IF" ? Crying and making excuses up. Maybe do a search here on the last 10 post you made.
U can dish it but can't take it uh?
hmm typical.
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mjskier 9/30/2008 8:34am
9/30/2008 8:34am
mjskier wrote:
My favorite: "France would have won except for that flat tire"
THE mx addict wrote:
You know this is true.

Wink
I was being sarcastic...

Speaking of tires, Moto Verte has some interesting tidbits. They have an interview with the tire tech who took care of Team USA (and France)
In the US, James uses a mousse in the back and a regular inner tube in front.
The mousses don't travel very well, something to do with the pressurization in the plane, so they had to change them. James ended up with mousse in both front and back. He lost the front end more often over the weekend than he did all year in the US. Could be the mousse, could be the different dirt, could be the pressure, who knows.
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SIMX 9/30/2008 8:40am
9/30/2008 8:40am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 8:38pm
It's a lose/lose/lose situation for the USA


We mop their asses: We cheat, use PED's, blah, blah, blah


It's close: We still cheat, use PED's. All of America is on their asses because we didn't annihilate the Euro's...Stewart can't handle the pressure, Villopoto would rather be hunting, we should have sent ... blah, blah, blah


We get beat: Well, we still cheat... but for Christ sakes, we're America and we should have won. The Euros cheat, use PED's


I bet they sometimes wonder, "Why the hell do we even bother"?


I'm just damn glad to be an American motocross fan!
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crowe176 9/30/2008 8:44am
9/30/2008 8:44am Edited Date/Time 9/30/2008 8:45am
"Yeah, yeah, well have fun in your recession, you're going to be poor durrrrrrrrr hahaha"
THE mx addict 9/30/2008 9:14am
9/30/2008 9:14am
Othreehundred wrote:
The mx adick Have you not repeated yourself in like 10 threads about "IF" ? Crying and making excuses up. Maybe do a search here on...
The mx adick
Have you not repeated yourself in like 10 threads about "IF" ? Crying and making excuses up. Maybe do a search here on the last 10 post you made.
U can dish it but can't take it uh?
hmm typical.
"Crying and making excuses ???"

Maybe you must learn reading...


And, one last thing, it's "THE mx addict". Thanks.

Wink
THE mx addict 9/30/2008 9:17am
9/30/2008 9:17am
THE mx addict wrote:
You're welcome on euros boards whenever you want...

Wink
Notice that I consider, like a lot of "europeans", Vital MX forum more like an "international" board than a only-US board.

With a lot of americans guys, I admit.

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