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Eli's comin'
Eli's comin' (Eli's a-comin')
Well you better hide your heart, your loving heart
Eli's a-comin' and the cards say... a broken heart
Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl
Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl (hide it)
You better, better hide your heart
Eli's comin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away from the burnin' a-heartache
I walked to Apollo by the bay
Everywhere I go though, Eli's a-comin' (she walked but she never got
away)
Eli's a-comin' (she walked but she never got away)
Eli's a-comin' and he's comin' to git ya (she walked but... she walked
but...)
Get down on your knees (she walked but she never got away)
Eli's comin' (hide it, hide it, hide it)
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide
Girl, Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl (hide it)
You better, better hide your heart
Eli's comin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away from the burnin' a-heartache
I walked to Apollo by the bay
Everywhere I go though, Eli's a-comin' (she walked but she'll never get
away)
Eli's a-comin' (she walked but she'll never get away)
Eli's a-comin' and he's comin' to git ya (she walked but... she walked
but...)
Get down on your knees (she walked but she'll never get away)
Get down on your knees
No-no, no-no
Lord, I said no-no, no-no, no-no
(hide it) She can
(hide it) hide it
(hide it) You better
(hide it) Somebody
(hide it) You got t'
(hide it) Oh, my
(hide it) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Going to law school doesnt make one a lawyer. Going to journalism school doesnt necessarily make one a journalist.
Of course there is a difference between what Racer X, TW, and Guy B do compared to Brotocross, in fact, neither of those three that you mentioned do the same thing. But they are all part of the sports media.
And yeah, Brotocross has broken a story or two. But his real gems are the small quips he has when dishing dirt on a rider. For most people, I imagine they wont catch the joke or reference, but for those in the know there is actually a lot of truth hidden in his blog that a savvy fan would decipher. It's TMZ shit, but regardless, its stuff that the rest of the industry would never comment on. And maybe thats all his site is, "commentary"....but isnt that what Bill Simmons does on Grantland.com? Its just commentarty. And nobody is going to say that Simmons is not part of the media. Brotocross is is a cross between Howard Stern and Grantland within this sport IMO.
For those wondering why Matthes wasnt too nice to him on Pulp......its because he's everything that Matthes wishes he could be. Except that riders & mechanics generally dont like or respect Matthes (see some of Stroupes comments for a small example) because with Matthes, the motivation behind some of his smart remarks is from a different place. On the other hand, riders respect Brotocross even when he's bashing them (sans the Alessis) because unlike most this industry, his agenda (humor) is genuine and unfiltered.
The kids got writing talent and he has good sources for his info and (as evidence by the posting of that condemning phone conversation) he puts it all out there. I dont think he ever had any intention of settling his beef with the Alessi's (the beef is a staple of his product) and I dont think he really cares if people know who he is (he is smart enough to have kept it hidden if he reeeeally wanted too). It's all part of his schtick.
IMO, this whole incident has nothing to do with Tony Alessi. We all know these forums hate TA just as much as ever (Im a fan of TA and his boys BTW), this is more a case of a bunch of computards just rat packing on Brotocross in the same fashion that they all jumped all over Sondra a while back. The vitrol in these threads has nothing to do with the incident, it has to do with a bunch of talentless jealous haters just trying to kick a person while he's down. It happens to Bubba on the daily here. It happened to Sondra. And right now, the mob is just finally taking their long awaited shots at Eli Moore. But unlike TA, I highly doubt Brotocross is going to give a fuck or change his tune.
And people need to lay off of TA for fighting Mike's battles. He is Mike's personal manager. He's supposed to handle this shit for him. You'd do the same if he was your kid and/or client. Tony handled this situation in the best possible fashion one could have. Doesnt mean he isnt "trying too hard" but I dont fault Tony for trying. It's who he is. That phone call couldve gone a lot worse.
Oh, and FYI, Jason43, the whole 2012 incident thing doesnt happen til this December. It's supposed to be a slow buildup of crazy events. Lots of earthquakes (check), Milsaps out performing Bubba (check), and now... the forums coming to Tony Alessi's aid (check) are just more signs of the apocalypse hahahahahaha.
no hate...just the truth.
It's funny how much hate some of the fastest riders in the world get around here.
Pit Row
yer a little pissant of a human if you ask me....wow.
no backbone to speak of i must say....cheer for who you like and nothing else is my advice
When was the last time you won your local overall? C class incliuded!
Bonus question: How many of YOU would challenge TONY to a 10 minute moto for some jack$ ???
(their gonna need the money to pay Mike his Outdoor bonus ! )
That, among many other reasons, is why I don't care much for Tony.
Calling Eli is another.
Doubt you would ever hear that Roger D had called Eli!
But you're right, things are starting to pick up some steam with the Milsaps thing and now this incident with Eli Moore. Which by the way I've got nothing against this guy and hope he can continue to do what he does best. I personally don't go to his site much but have gotten some enjoyment from some of the things he's written.
FYI there is a remake of Total Recall coming out. This has to be another sign right?
All Hollywood does these days is make movies of tv shows, popular kids books, or remakes/sequels of already tried and true franchises (often ruining them in the process).
I loved the original Total Recall. I think they will fuck this up. They did with Total Recalls sequel (Minority Report).
Interesting.
They'll never recreate what the original Jumpstreet was. All they are doing now is borrowing a name. They (the show and now movie) arent even relevant to each other. Pathetic.
The Matrix wasnt originally supposed to be a sequel to the Big Lebowski now was it?
http://youtu.be/QHTc64vXCEg
This one is good too
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