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SuperCerdo 10/6/2011 3:53pm
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Brent wrote:
Super pig is right.

You need some super meds, dude.
Meds are for pussies. I don't need no stinkin' meds . . .
St Ann More 10/6/2011 3:55pm
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when i grow up i wanna be like super cerdo
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SuperCerdo 10/6/2011 4:42pm
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St Ann More wrote:
when i grow up i wanna be like super cerdo
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up -- and then your mom goes around the corner and licks it up.
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LoganTyler 10/6/2011 4:45pm
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St Ann More wrote:
when i grow up i wanna be like super cerdo
SuperCerdo wrote:
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up -- and then your mom goes around the corner and...
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up -- and then your mom goes around the corner and licks it up.
Winning!
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SuperCerdo 10/6/2011 4:51pm
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I'm winning while Kogols is whining . . .
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SuperCerdo 10/6/2011 5:54pm
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`ol Ger wrote:
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'ol Ger, I'm not quite sure how to best win you over -- I've got it down to two options: A ) kill you with kindness; or B ) give you a good ol' fashioned Super Cerdo cornholin' . . . I'm pretty sure you'd appreciate either option equally, and that is to say, a lot . . .
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stackman17 10/6/2011 7:44pm
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This is classic.!
Antipodean 10/6/2011 8:50pm
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Hey, I just saw Steve's avatar over here. Who's going down?
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SuperCerdo 10/6/2011 8:56pm
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GuyB wrote:
Human embodiment? If you go for cosmetic surgery to adopt the nose, I'll know you've completely lost it.
GuyB, I'm gonna tell you the honest-to-God's-truth here: Somehow I am able to channel the great Super Cerdo directly into my head and hear his beautiful voices. I love it when he squeals like a pig; I will often actually squeal in perfect unison and pitch with him. His voices tell me what to think, how to act, and what to do.

I am merely the physical vessel he uses to accomplish his sacred and highly secret mission. I used to listen to Wonder Warthog's voices in English but now that I've been channeling Super Cerdo, I've had to quickly brush up on my Spanish. It's so nice to let something else do the thinking for me for a change . . . real, deep thinking like I typically do, truth be told, is damn hard work . . .
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FastEddy 10/6/2011 9:07pm
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SuperCerdo wrote:
GuyB, I'm gonna tell you the honest-to-God's-truth here: Somehow I am able to channel the great Super Cerdo directly into my head and hear his beautiful...
GuyB, I'm gonna tell you the honest-to-God's-truth here: Somehow I am able to channel the great Super Cerdo directly into my head and hear his beautiful voices. I love it when he squeals like a pig; I will often actually squeal in perfect unison and pitch with him. His voices tell me what to think, how to act, and what to do.

I am merely the physical vessel he uses to accomplish his sacred and highly secret mission. I used to listen to Wonder Warthog's voices in English but now that I've been channeling Super Cerdo, I've had to quickly brush up on my Spanish. It's so nice to let something else do the thinking for me for a change . . . real, deep thinking like I typically do, truth be told, is damn hard work . . .
Is this some kind of a hint of what you are planning for 2012?
Does this mean that we could possibly see a "Super Cerdo" rig show up at A1 filled with Spanish speaking riders?
Maybe even a Mariachi Band playing live tunes under the 'SCR' tent?
Perhaps traditionally free tacos or rice & beans?
Maybe even get Red Bull involved and put on a little Bullfight side show?
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drmarkr 10/6/2011 11:20pm
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Goddamn I miss Motodrive......

And btw, FREE RINGER!!!
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UAW_member 10/7/2011 12:24am
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This Cerdo guy is so thoughtful and poetic that I conjure the echos of a young Thurston Bowel the Turd. I believe Thurston also wanted to carpet-bomb Latvia.
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DrSweden 10/7/2011 2:19am
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kongols wrote:
Well, I was taught respect and dignity, but I guess it`s empty words around here.
Nothing wrong with that attitude, but maybe in vane? I don't think people are into the respect and dignity business in general around here, it's kind of the point with airing views on the interweb, people give themselves and are also allowed more room than usual for the pissant within, that's maybe why some are so eager to post so much?

About the Hog, the dude is pure passion, and if CP said sorry to Genova, you would see counter reaction from the Hog that would make normal gay hardcore porno love feel pale. So just sit back and enjoy the ride!

I feel pretty sure that even CP finds this funny. I think he should feel honored that he managed to upset the mighty Hog...

Just saying of course! Smile
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jamma10 10/7/2011 2:38am
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To all the little people out there, Given that we're in the Jewish High Holidays (the New Year and the day of Atonement) and all, I've...
To all the little people out there,

Given that we're in the Jewish High Holidays (the New Year and the day of Atonement) and all, I've been reflecting on my actions over the last year of 5772. You see, in Judaism, in the ten days between the New Year (which was two Wednesdays ago) and the Day of Atonement (which starts tomorrow), one is supposed to relentlessly examine one's choices over the past year and determine where you made or missed the mark.

For every missed mark, as they call it, you must ask for forgiveness to those you wronged (assuming you didn't kill them), kinda like the 8th Step in AA. Hopefully that forgiveness is granted on the first request, but, if the person doesn't grant you forgiveness, you must ask them two more times during the 10-day holiday period and pray for a better result. If the person you f-ed over is a real prick and still won't forgive you after three requests, then God grants you forgiveness on the tenth day anyways.

So, after stating on the record that I hit the mark 99% of the time. I do think I was a little rough on Christophe Poucel on this message board so I ask CP, "S'il vous plaît pardonnez-moi d'agir comme un cochon sauvage!!"

Plus I ran across this cool pic a few hours ago and said to myself, "Self, CP377 can't be all that bad given he donated a jersey to Wonder Warthog Racing once or twice upon a time":



And to you GuyB and OCScottie, I ask for your forgiveness for stirring the shitpot a time or two on VitalMX over the last year. You know what they say about stirring the shitpot, don'tcha?? The only thing that is certain when you stir the shitpot is that it will stink like shit and no one will want to be around you.

BTW -- I am not Jewish but I do celebrate all the major holidays for most religions (although, since I've never looked much into Islam, I don't know anything about it other than Muhammad was a child molester and some of them are crazy, violent fucks).
I'm a big believer in free-will and our ability to change for the better but so far all I've observed from Pourcel is that he's the kind of guy that will fuck you in the ass and not even give you the common courtesy of a reach around . . .
WonderWarthog 9/5/2011


Guess when you've had so many reach arounds its easy to forget.

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kongols wrote:
Well, I was taught respect and dignity, but I guess it`s empty words around here.
Kongols knows "respect and dignity" like Obama knows how to balance a checkbook.
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holeshot100 10/7/2011 8:04am
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Time to wake up Scott and hit the keyboard. I need some more entertainment today.Laughing
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SuperCerdo 10/7/2011 8:49am
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jamma10 wrote:
I'm a big believer in free-will and our ability to change for the better but so far all I've observed from Pourcel is that he's the...
I'm a big believer in free-will and our ability to change for the better but so far all I've observed from Pourcel is that he's the kind of guy that will fuck you in the ass and not even give you the common courtesy of a reach around . . .
WonderWarthog 9/5/2011


Guess when you've had so many reach arounds its easy to forget.
SlammaBammaJammaWhammaYourMama10Times:

Never, ever underestimate the pleasant and uplifting feeling you get from a well-executed reach around . . . Quite extraordinary and breathtaking, really . . . I suggest you try it with yourself sometime, and then, only when you are ready, invite your boyfriend to execute the perfect reach around on you or you on him, as you like . . .

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jamma10 10/7/2011 9:03am
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SuperCerdo wrote:
SlammaBammaJammaWhammaYourMama10Times: Never, ever underestimate the pleasant and uplifting feeling you get from a well-executed reach around . . . Quite extraordinary and breathtaking, really ....
SlammaBammaJammaWhammaYourMama10Times:

Never, ever underestimate the pleasant and uplifting feeling you get from a well-executed reach around . . . Quite extraordinary and breathtaking, really . . . I suggest you try it with yourself sometime, and then, only when you are ready, invite your boyfriend to execute the perfect reach around on you or you on him, as you like . . .

Whatever WonderWoman Smile

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jamma10 10/7/2011 9:06am
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I see Carlos Macho's on here, but no WonderWarthog?

Superheroes
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SlammaBammaJammaWhammaYourMama10Times:

Never, ever underestimate the pleasant and uplifting feeling you get from a well-executed reach around . . . Quite extraordinary and breathtaking, really . . . I suggest you try it with yourself sometime, and then, only when you are ready, invite your boyfriend to execute the perfect reach around on you or you on him, as you like . . .

i can appreciate some gay humor just as much as the next guy, but seriously man, just shut the fuck up. please.
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ns503 10/7/2011 9:14am
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'...better than ever...'

If this is better than before, then before was worse than we thought.
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gsxrcr28 10/7/2011 9:33am
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ns503 wrote:
'...better than ever...'

If this is better than before, then before was worse than we thought.
Yeah no shit. Its shocking how easily amused people are.
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jasonv43 10/7/2011 9:54am
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ns503 wrote:
'...better than ever...'

If this is better than before, then before was worse than we thought.
gsxrcr28 wrote:
Yeah no shit. Its shocking how easily amused people are.
I think he meant better than never. Or maybe it's never gonna be better.

Hell I don't know.
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scooter5002 10/7/2011 10:10am
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"Oh look, honey, I just read a news release that Proctor and Gamble have sold the Massengil line to another company, based in Newbury Park, California. Says here that they are changing the name to SuperCerdo. However, you can expect the same strength and performance out the product that made it so effective and famous."

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