I might be in serious trouble

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Edited Date/Time 1/23/2012 2:50am
So I just got done eating one of those delicious individual apple pies you get from the grocery store that are all crust on the outside and has the pie crap in the middle. Anyway, I take the last bite and when I go to throw the wrapper away I notice that it expired more than 3 months ago.......am I going to die?
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scooter5002 10/5/2011 1:10pm
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From bad fruit? Unlikely. The crust has enough preservative to take it into the next millenium. You'll be fine. MAYBE the shits. Not that that's a bad thing. Clean the pipes out, and you eat well after that.
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Shawn142 10/5/2011 1:11pm
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I'm pretty sure you're going to spontaneously combust now. Hope it was worth it.
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gsxrcr28 10/5/2011 1:12pm
10/5/2011 1:12pm Edited Date/Time 10/5/2011 1:18pm
Yes, you are dead.

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GrapeApe 10/5/2011 1:13pm
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The honey badger wouldn't give a shit . . .

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Torco1 10/5/2011 1:14pm
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I was wondering why it tasted like walnuts while I was eating it. I just thought that was from the 2 week old piece of pizza I had right before the pie........oh well......live and learn.
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swizcore 10/5/2011 1:15pm
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I'll miss you Torco.
ElliottG61 10/5/2011 1:16pm
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hahahahaha this made me lol
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WORCSRacer 10/5/2011 1:16pm
10/5/2011 1:16pm Edited Date/Time 10/5/2011 1:20pm
Torco1 wrote:
So I just got done eating one of those delicious individual apple pies you get from the grocery store that are all crust on the outside...
So I just got done eating one of those delicious individual apple pies you get from the grocery store that are all crust on the outside and has the pie crap in the middle. Anyway, I take the last bite and when I go to throw the wrapper away I notice that it expired more than 3 months ago.......am I going to die?
Quickly get to a seven 11 and buy two cans of any energy drink. Down them immediately. The drinks will either kill any bad bacteria or you.

I know, I know Its 50/50 but at least you'll have a chance.
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gsxrcr28 10/5/2011 1:17pm
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Torco1 wrote:
I was wondering why it tasted like walnuts while I was eating it. I just thought that was from the 2 week old piece of pizza...
I was wondering why it tasted like walnuts while I was eating it. I just thought that was from the 2 week old piece of pizza I had right before the pie........oh well......live and learn.
I think you will be fine dude, that shit has so many preservatives you could eat it 3 months from now and be ok. That is just a guess though.Unsure
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mxtech1 10/5/2011 1:17pm
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If you drink a bunch of hard liqour that will probably kill any type of bacteria in your gut
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GuyB 10/5/2011 1:27pm
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This thread is past the expiration date in moto. It'll now be found in non-moto. But in there, it'll shortly be the fault of some politician.
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Void Main 10/5/2011 1:36pm
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GuyB wrote:
This thread is past the expiration date in moto. It'll now be found in non-moto. But in there, it'll shortly be the fault of some politician.
FUGB!
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fcr 10/5/2011 1:42pm
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Didn't bush allow expired chemicals to be used in Hostess fruit pies ?
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Crash82 10/5/2011 1:43pm
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GuyB wrote:
This thread is past the expiration date in moto. It'll now be found in non-moto. But in there, it'll shortly be the fault of some politician.
Void Main wrote:
FUGB!
Pinch
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jib-tmb 10/5/2011 2:21pm
10/5/2011 2:21pm Edited Date/Time 10/6/2011 6:07pm
I just stopped at a little Amish deli on my way home from work that sells a home made version of those little pies. Yum!
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crashnuke 10/5/2011 2:41pm
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Hair pie tastes funny, but we still all eat it. Just sayin'.
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WhKnuckle 10/5/2011 2:57pm
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crashnuke wrote:
Hair pie tastes funny, but we still all eat it. Just sayin'.
Not when it's expired. At least I hope not.

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RocketLab 10/5/2011 3:13pm
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GuyB wrote:
This thread is past the expiration date in moto. It'll now be found in non-moto. But in there, it'll shortly be the fault of some politician.
Result of the Tea Party's anti government regulation agenda
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TerryK 10/5/2011 5:08pm
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crashnuke wrote:
Hair pie tastes funny, but we still all eat it. Just sayin'.
WhKnuckle wrote:
Not when it's expired. At least I hope not.
What IS the expiry date on hair pie anyway?
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Sonny wrote:
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kaw rider9 10/5/2011 6:07pm
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jib-tmb wrote:
I just stopped at a little Amish deli on my way home from work that sells a home made version of those little pies. Yum!
You candy ass POS................... Try your luck with a "Big Amish deli"...............

You fucking, anti midget, Amish owned, Deli stopping, hater!
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jib-tmb 10/5/2011 7:18pm
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jib-tmb wrote:
I just stopped at a little Amish deli on my way home from work that sells a home made version of those little pies. Yum!
kaw rider9 wrote:
You candy ass POS................... Try your luck with a "Big Amish deli"...............

You fucking, anti midget, Amish owned, Deli stopping, hater!
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Yep, this little fella's done dealin pies in my hood! Wink

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