I know some of you think Twitter is dumb...

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..but it can be pretty damn amusing at times too. Cool

Matthes was on a tear this afternoon

From @pulpmx

-Dear Suzuki City, hope you enjoy the nut money...I'm over it. See ya! Ur friend Jason

-Dear MX Sports, I would like to formally request 55 minute motos. Thanks, urs truly, boulder-man Ricky (Dietrich)

-Dear Roger and Ian, please come home- I miss you. Your friend, Ryan

-Dear DV, is that ink still wet on that contract? Look into it please, I'm going tubbing! Your friend, Mike.

-Dear RMZ 450 fuel pump/gas flow system-u worked great for me, bummer but thanks! Your old friend, Chad.

-Dear Steve, I'm just as salty as those pretzels you love, please back off. Your friend, Chad Reed's balls (Retweet)

-Dear Texas, I really love u and your weather. All the guns remind me of Durban..ur friend, tyla

-Dear black rubber thingy under the gas cap, please come back we have a Moto to finish! Your buddy, Tommy

-Dear Timmy, you were the greatest ever and the sport is suffering without you, love the world

-Dear Timmy, I remember when u beat me that night at the the coliseum urs truly, the greatest supercroser who ever lived, Jeremy

-Dear KTM, Any chance you could find me another 100cc. Love Shorty (Retweet)

-Dear 450 class, I've got a week off and I'll be better at high point- you'll see. Ur enemy, RV

-Dear Christian, you're welcome for the talent and I don't think I gave you any of the weirdness, your pops- Mike.

-Dear Fatthes, what do u think now u crap talker? Suck it, Davi.

-Dear SPEED, please air the 2nd motos live. Sincerely, everyone in the USA (Retweet)

-Dear Chad, you're close but I'm still the peoples champ followed by u and Nyk, ur drinking buddy, Kevin.

-Dear Honda, who knew ten pounds equals first place. Bike works pretty good, u seem to know what ur doing w it. Ur new buddy, Chad.

-Dear Ralph, I miss you. - Jeff (Retweet)

-Dear dunlop, I still don't prefer your taste over croissants, your friend Marvin (Retweet)

-Dear Weege. Never use the word Nozzle on the broadcast again. Your Boss at SpeedTV #yourefired (Retweet)

-Dear yamaha I signed with you because you also have a jet ski line but I wish you had a good 450, your underpaid rider, CP377 (Retweet)

-Dear John Cougar, we get it bro...you like small towns. Lay off us, Steve

-Dear Rockstar Suzuki, thanks for taking the title of under achieving team 250 from us after we had it for 5 years, your friend Star Racing


And Nick Wey launched this at him

-When your my size and the heat is that intense at the track, I get a little delirious. It's almost like I'm drunk tweeting, your bud @pulpmx
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5/28/2011 8:41pm
99% of that is very funny, the only part
i think not good, is Davi , not liking Matthes, so that means he wont be on the Pulp MX show , monday night,,Laughing Laughing Whistling
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5/28/2011 8:42pm
One website should stream all pro mx tweets on a single page. Always insightful and usually funny.
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5/28/2011 8:46pm
KW has some funny shit, his 1st twit::

"It's about to go down with this hill Billy ass. I'm tweeting for the first time."
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5/28/2011 9:01pm
ocscottie wrote:
KW has some funny shit, his 1st twit::

"It's about to go down with this hill Billy ass. I'm tweeting for the first time."
Agreed. I think he's gonna give us some classic stuff in the coming months...

His travelin van had me cracking up

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5/28/2011 9:01pm
Mstock wrote:
One website should stream all pro mx tweets on a single page. Always insightful and usually funny.
Doesnt Racer X do that?
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5/28/2011 9:02pm
Mstock wrote:
One website should stream all pro mx tweets on a single page. Always insightful and usually funny.
Yeah, RX has the twitter feed at the bottom of the page but it's just riders.
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5/28/2011 9:11pm Edited Date/Time 5/28/2011 9:12pm
"Dear Ralph, I miss you. - Jeff"

for the first time in 2011, Jeff is the dumbest person in the booth.

Keep it up Jason!!
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5/28/2011 9:26pm
I dont "tweet" but I do have a account and I do check it often. I think twitter has been pretty great for moto.
Wey has some funny tweets
"NickWey27":
I saw that Cunningham is running a GoPro. The footage has got to turn out a lot like the Blair Witch Project. today #Bobbles35.
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5/28/2011 9:55pm
The tweet about Pourcel was interesting. I wonder if he will grind it out all series or if he might be on a plane to France pretty soon.


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5/28/2011 11:31pm
ocscottie wrote:
KW has some funny shit, his 1st twit::

"It's about to go down with this hill Billy ass. I'm tweeting for the first time."
Agreed. I think he's gonna give us some classic stuff in the coming months... His travelin van had me cracking up [img]https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/5769937079_974a909d4d_z.jpg[/img]
Agreed. I think he's gonna give us some classic stuff in the coming months...

His travelin van had me cracking up

did Kdub post that pic on twitter? That is awesome, his kids must love him to death!
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5/29/2011 6:11am
Dear Weege, please stop saying "Nico Izzi? Yes he is." your friend old and outdated.
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5/29/2011 6:13am Edited Date/Time 5/29/2011 6:13am
Knobbyjake wrote:
Dear Weege, please stop saying "Nico Izzi? Yes he is." your friend old and outdated.
I think Fro actually said it. Smile

Nice one though.
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5/29/2011 6:17am
Naw, it was Weege. He's been doing it the last couple of years. The first time is OK, but not every time you call a guys name.
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5/29/2011 8:31pm
how does twitter work? if some unknown guy posts this: "@js7 big fan of yours, but if u gon say u the fastest man on the planet quit bein a bitch n get out there n race. #straightup
18 May"

does bubba see it?
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5/29/2011 8:38pm
Ozy wrote:
how does twitter work? if some unknown guy posts this: "@js7 big fan of yours, but if u gon say u the fastest man on the...
how does twitter work? if some unknown guy posts this: "@js7 big fan of yours, but if u gon say u the fastest man on the planet quit bein a bitch n get out there n race. #straightup
18 May"

does bubba see it?
If he checks his @mentions then yes...but those top guys get so many mentions they're probably not reading them all.

Some of them may...I don't think James is one of them.
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5/29/2011 9:50pm
Here was a good one from race day....I'm surprised there weren't 20 new threads on it.

racerxonline Racer X
Dv and pourcel arguing in Mech area throwing french fries and mayo at each other...not really but that would be funny.
28 May
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5/29/2011 10:17pm Edited Date/Time 5/29/2011 10:20pm
Ozy wrote:
how does twitter work? if some unknown guy posts this: "@js7 big fan of yours, but if u gon say u the fastest man on the...
how does twitter work? if some unknown guy posts this: "@js7 big fan of yours, but if u gon say u the fastest man on the planet quit bein a bitch n get out there n race. #straightup
18 May"

does bubba see it?
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are of him.
5/29/2011 10:38pm Edited Date/Time 5/29/2011 10:46pm
And then he hides behind "media guy"

Lame tweets. Even lamer tweeter.

What is this?

Write an article and then shut the fuck up. Don't follow up every comment with a tweet? To restate your opinion?

More and more riders are checking out. And Speedy is gonna start to look silly if he's the only rider left.

This guy is a mess. And Timmy is even gonna hide.

What a difference a few weeks makes. Spathes ruined his own brand and he wan'ts to sell advertising to brands?
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5/29/2011 10:44pm
And then he hides behind "media guy" Lame tweets. Even lamer tweeter. What is this? Write an article and then shut the fuck up. Don't follow...
And then he hides behind "media guy"

Lame tweets. Even lamer tweeter.

What is this?

Write an article and then shut the fuck up. Don't follow up every comment with a tweet? To restate your opinion?

More and more riders are checking out. And Speedy is gonna start to look silly if he's the only rider left.

This guy is a mess. And Timmy is even gonna hide.

What a difference a few weeks makes. Spathes ruined his own brand and he wan'ts to sell advertising to brands?
Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Or get help.
5/29/2011 10:47pm Edited Date/Time 5/29/2011 10:48pm
I don't discredit the whole show. And tell all the actors they are full of shit or that they suck.


So that I can make a buck
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5/29/2011 11:00pm
It's harder to say the truth than hide it. Props to Matthes.
5/29/2011 11:09pm
Mstock wrote:
It's harder to say the truth than hide it. Props to Matthes.
Sounds good.

Mathes is the man.

Everyone else seems to suck.
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5/30/2011 3:53am
Good shit Steve. Cool
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5/31/2011 6:17am
Matthes is hilarious on twitter. These, the "tweets from the past," and his drunken ramblings after MXdN last year will have anyone laughing.

Also the random retweets of Austin Stroupe get good too... That guy is, well, interesting.
5/31/2011 7:59am
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are...
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are of him.
True, but it's amazing how many people use Twitter just to blast people that have actually done something with their lives. I think it's the whole "misery loves company" thing.
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5/31/2011 8:09am
bobbym should start tweeting...give you nut truckers something to talk about.

leakypipey is righty
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And then he hides behind "media guy" Lame tweets. Even lamer tweeter. What is this? Write an article and then shut the fuck up. Don't follow...
And then he hides behind "media guy"

Lame tweets. Even lamer tweeter.

What is this?

Write an article and then shut the fuck up. Don't follow up every comment with a tweet? To restate your opinion?

More and more riders are checking out. And Speedy is gonna start to look silly if he's the only rider left.

This guy is a mess. And Timmy is even gonna hide.

What a difference a few weeks makes. Spathes ruined his own brand and he wan'ts to sell advertising to brands?
Thank you for the new signature on the bottom of my posts!
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Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are...
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are of him.
what does that mean?
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5/31/2011 9:58am
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are...
Another thing to consider...unlike Vital, for every tweet blasting js7 there are 20+ saying how awesome he is and how big of a fan they are of him.
BobbyM wrote:
what does that mean?
That people not signing up for Vital, but being fans of MX is 20x more stupid? Dunno...

James is pretty worked up on his Twitter though. Seems the only few at Vital is getting under his skin. LOL!

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