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If you take the vaccine
" Bill Gates can program you "
On a local level years ago when Gym shoes were tied together and hanging from the street light crosswires at intersections
" if your vehicle ends up underneath them and there is a gang member around "
They have to kill you !
"If America doesn't reduce carbon emissions to 200 ppm by 2025 rising sea levels will displace 15 million Americans...and nearly a billion people around the world...with 10 trillion dollars of economic impact annually."
" By the year 200? If you don't have a low emissions Outboard motor on your boat more and more lakes and waterways will not be accessible do to restrictions. .."
( I fell for it and bought a 115 4 stroke )
Great Motor but in shallow water
I couldn't slam it , get a hole shot and get on plane in 3 ft. Of water.
I had to idle , tilted up everytime..
RESTRICTIONS NEVER HAPPENED..
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If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding...
All we are is just another brick in the wall
If you keep driving like that we're all going to die.
If you turn the dome light on we will get pulled over or crash .
If you sit too close to the TV you'll ruin your eyes .
If you swim less than 30 minutes after eating you will drown .
If you swallow your gum it will be in your stomach for 7 years .
You can’t have any pudding of you don’t eat your meat!
7 years FTW..!
To close to the T.V. hmm
As a child, someone was helping me learn coins.... I couldn't get it, couldn't get it...it was thunderstorming and we lived in an airstream trailer in 1967. She said " if you done get this right, I'm leaving u here."
Lol, I gotta it wrong........
She got up and left...walking...... we didn't have a car...
I was terrified She wouldn't come back...
After 10 mins.....She comes back...with ciggies..
I learned to count boys. . . .
Life sucks....get on with it.
(We can be like they are) Come on, baby
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the Reaper) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, I'm your man
You will go blind....
You'll shoot your eye out.
I walked to school in the snow uphill both ways
Duck and cover
Variation:
"Son, if you keep wacking off, you will go blind."
"Dad, I'm over here."
LMAO
Pit Row
Most free and fair election. 81 million votes
Thoughts and prayers
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
"I'll never forget how scared I was that 101st time."
-Billy Connolly
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