The Winner - Topic Short Stories

Tim507
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Edited Date/Time 10/14/2013 12:22am
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son!

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot again slaps the son!

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother!


"Robot for sale"
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FastEddy 10/10/2013 6:25pm
10/10/2013 6:25pm
Hahaha rofl!
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TX24 10/10/2013 7:21pm
10/10/2013 7:21pm
Good. Some would just call that a joke.
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borg 10/10/2013 8:03pm
10/10/2013 8:03pm
A lady took her parakeet to the vet. The vet told her it was dead but she didn't believe him. The vet brought a Black Lab into the room and he put his paws on the table and looked at the bird and shook his head back and forth. Next, the vet brought a cat in. The cat jumped up on the table, looked at the bird and shook his head. He told the lady that her bird was dead and gave her a bill for $150.00. She protested the vet's bill vehemently saying that all he did was tell her that the bird was dead. He said yes that's true but that was before the lab work and the cat scan.
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JM485 10/10/2013 8:17pm
10/10/2013 8:17pm
Laughing That made my night!

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BUTCH 10/13/2013 12:28pm
10/13/2013 12:28pm
All of those were great!!!! Laughing
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blackgul 10/14/2013 12:22am
10/14/2013 12:22am
The vet told her it was dead but she didn't believe him. The vet brought a Black Lab into the room and he put his paws on the table and looked at the bird and shook his head back and forth. Next, the vet brought a cat in. The cat jumped up on the table, looked at the bird and shook his head. He told the lady that her bird was dead and gave her a bill for $150.00. She protested the vet's bill vehemently saying that all he did was tell her that the bird was dead. He said yes that's true but that was before the lab work and the cat scan.

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