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3/22/2015 11:34am
I'm sure most of you have heard Starbucks wants their liberal art degree majors, or as we call them Barista's to strike up conversations about race. I LOL to the floor. Shit could get violent real quick! Why don't they just ban white cream & make black coffee only while they're at it. Discuss among yourselves & share your thoughts
I'm sure they just want everybody hold hands and buy coffee... Charles Shultz is a billionaire smart dude, I am sure he knows whats up... And by the way, they treat their barista's like gold,, Health care, 401k's etc... how many people can say that about their workplace??
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It's the new high school diploma. Every 8th year college grad hipster queer fat hippy loser idiot living at home at 35 has one.
Same dirty fuckers cooking food in restaurants too.
McDonalds coffee is the best and I pay 39 cents.
Starfucks in hotels is even more expensive.
The only reason a straight man should be at one is to hit on rich business chicks. No other reason.
But I sure as hell am not going to be carrying on a conversation with the baristas. Especially about race. What do they expect you to talk about specifically? Just seems like a recipe for disaster. I think Schultz probably has good intentions but the delivery got butchered.
Barisita: What can I get you?
Me: Coffee, but black, unless you have non white cream. I can't stand white, so glad I'm not white. I'm Eastern European, what about you?
Barista: Well I'm proud of who I am.
Me: Oh, so you're racist.
Barista: Not that kind of proud.
Me: So you're ashamed of your white privilege?
Barista: Ummmm
Me: I notice all your cups are white, shame.
Barista: I don't have time for this.
Me: Yes, you do. I watch the news, you're supposed to talk. I understand race is a delicate issue & with your white pride & everything white in your store, it causes mixed signals. I also don't see any black people in here, does Sharpton know this?
Barista: I'm not racist! (writes my name all f****d up on cup)
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Next time, ask. Im not old enough but almost.
The starfucks here have all races working.
But all are straight queer. And I mean flaunting it with the clothes, lisp, the walk, and limp wrist.
Dead serious.
I think their coffee is shit and don't pay for it unless I'm travelling.
The best part is no barista tries to talk to me about politics or race. . .
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