Oh Canada....

Sorry, I can't read Canadian.

OK....the Ryan fillipino part is gold and the fact that it is a 125

my IQ just dropped 20 points

Sum bode text this sum bitch and tel him hes stuped!

So did mine, and I only had 15 left... Think he used both his brain cells to write that joke?

Hey, I know his cousin, Bruce!! Yeah, he lives three igloos down from me, next to Tim Hortons.

LOL. Wow. um 89

Do Kijiji adds expire like craigslist ads? Because that is gold and if I need to I will screenshot it!

Hi .. its bob heer .. 

are u sick of being roostered to frigen hell cuz ur bike aint fast enouf and bogs down? are u sick of all the babes teling u ur bike isnt nise enuf fer u to date them and impres them? r u sick of having stock parts and no top tork? 

well let me tell u a litel secret ............

wat if i told u u cood have an off the frigen hook powerband? wat if u cood shift from first to therd with no klutch? wat if u all the babes swarmed over to ur bike like hony bees, even if u hav a beer gut and have not even insane beets rocking owt on ur system? 

up for grabs is my rasing motor x bike. my frend who has been riding for like twenty yeers says this bike is werth over ten thowsand .. but im just leting it go cuz i want a speed bote .. well it has a kitchin so its kind of a cruzer but its still has insane top speed .. 5900$ cash and its urs owt the door!

this bike has speshal rasing capabilatees ... u can hold the throtel frigen pined and and just shift to third geer right off the start with no klutch and it will just rip away .. ive never seen other riders do it .. sometims it just dosnt want to go in but if u put ur foot a cople feet away and bring it bak in reely fast ... it will go in and ur garenteed to beet other riders .. 

u can also ride all day with the choke on and it will just rev insane for more power .. other riders say they coodnt do it on theres .. u can even do frigen insane bernouts without even dumping the kluch by putin the front tire up agenst a wall and just pining it .. no kluch and this bike can even do it with won hand .. 

the won time my cuzin bruce kept up to a train on this bike not even fuly toped out! i was like wat??? that is off the frigen chains! wen he got off .. hes like u gotta be kiding me .. this powerband is frigen insane!! 

speshal rasing feechers and capabilatees .. 

-always stored under a tarp so no snow or plushon gets on it 
-moded to frigen hell and tricked out 
-fuly rebuild botom and top powerband 
-after marked chad reed valves
-jumbo racing pipe and rase car mufler 
-ported and varnished jugs
-insane rasing krankshaft 
-insain botom tork
-rasing camerators and float bowls 
-shaved piston rings for less frikshon
-jumbo tank .. ull thank me wen u dont run own of gas in a long race! 
-insane rasing drive train 
-runs in all wether
-can shift from first to third with no klutch 
-can keep up to a train not even fuly toped out
-frigen insane top speed and revs
-ryan fillipino rasing motor x boots

if u are sick of bogging and giving it hard as hell to get last place ... u can kiss those days goobie with this bike!

call me now to reserv ur space fer a test ride .. bring all ur geer cuz the powerband absolutly frigen insane ... buy it this week n u get a pare of ryan fillipino rasing motor x boots as showed in pik .. 

oh yea .. if u need any pluming done on ur howse .. i can do it .. they call me plum bob .. 

TEXT PLUM BOB: 403 467 2968

Bob has nice cleavage on his backside.

Get yer shite together plum bob!

I'd say " Plum Bob ".....has his brain a little " Caddy-Wompass " and not inline with his "Thingamajig " !!

BOOM! Yeah.....I just said that!

I'd say plum-Bob dun blum-drunk too much of Hillbilly's juice!

Mike (Feeling cool this is my 1000th post)

-after marked chad reed valves

absolute gold.

So fake it's not even a little amusing. Whats amusing is people that think it's real. :p

Wow rude....

sweet 86...i saw a half dozen worst bikes than that on the line at a canadian national last year!

I waded about a third of the way in to that and backed out...wasn't funny at all.