Give us your best 2 stroke/4 stroke put down

JustMX
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Edited Date/Time 1/24/2012 6:07pm
I know, I know.....

Not Another 2 vs 4 thread....

Well yeah...but maybe with a different twist.

Let's keep it all in fun......Give us your best put down on your least favorite.

Something like.......

Yeah, it is still moto with a 4 stroke with 2 X the CC's, just like golf is still golf from the women's Tee.

or

Four strokes, high tech, over priced whoopi cushions for the new century
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mx836 2/16/2011 4:52pm
2/16/2011 4:52pm
Four strokes...they suck.
Wadded_Up 2/16/2011 4:56pm
2/16/2011 4:56pm
4s
noise
weight
complexity
cost

2s
narrow powerband
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wreckitrandy 2/16/2011 5:04pm
2/16/2011 5:04pm
Four strokes= street bikes.
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wardy 2/16/2011 5:17pm
2/16/2011 5:17pm
four strokes "nothing runs like a deere."

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Wicked roost 2/16/2011 5:19pm
2/16/2011 5:19pm
Two strokes are for fast folks
Four strokes are for slow polks
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Void Main 2/16/2011 5:19pm
2/16/2011 5:19pm
2-strokes are great in toys
4-strokes are great in tractors
Moto East Mag 2/16/2011 5:22pm
2/16/2011 5:22pm
I hear if you ride a 4-stroke, they keep your lap times with a calendar.

That's my variation on "you so slow..."
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Void Main 2/16/2011 5:24pm
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2-strokes are for playin'
4-strokes are for plowin'
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jmar 2/16/2011 5:26pm
2/16/2011 5:26pm
No put down for either here.

Both are great bikes, and there is a market for both.
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MX7MX 2/16/2011 5:33pm
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4 Strokes started this sport!!!!
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neysbo 2/16/2011 5:34pm
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4 strokes TRUCK

2 strokes SUCK


Ha, 20 years ago it was the other way around
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3D 2/16/2011 5:39pm
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If you're strokin it more than twice, you're playing with it.
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JJO741 2/16/2011 5:44pm
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If you spend more time on vital saying which stroke is better more than you actually ride, then you are a fucking poser and you should go kill yourself.
mxpilot43 2/16/2011 5:47pm
2/16/2011 5:47pm
1 step away from being a quad rider.
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MX4EVR 2/16/2011 6:08pm
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If you can't race a 2 stroke then you can't race a dirt bike!
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wreckitrandy 2/16/2011 6:10pm
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MX7MX wrote:
4 Strokes started this sport!!!!
4 strokes are killing this sport.
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jmar 2/16/2011 6:10pm
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mxpilot43 wrote:
1 step away from being a quad rider.
Really?

How many two strokes are active in pro level racing today?

Could you possibly have that backwards?Laughing
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newmann 2/16/2011 7:27pm
2/16/2011 7:27pm
Guy B said it best;

Half as much, twice as good.

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PicardsFacepalm 2/16/2011 7:27pm
2/16/2011 7:27pm
It used to be cool to be able to work on your car and take the engine apart. Now it's sad to see that that's the biggest excuse two-strokers use against four-strokes... To think that some greaser with cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve knows more about engines than a two-stroke-nut-hugging fag is sad.
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ThePipe 2/16/2011 7:31pm
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4 Strokes are "FUCKING PILES of SHIT"
and they killed motoRcross
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Rudeboy119 2/16/2011 7:35pm
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4 strokes, keeping fat vet riders on the track longer
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ThePipe 2/16/2011 7:37pm
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4 Strokes are for Flamers
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bvm111 2/16/2011 7:41pm
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4 Strokes - for lazy idiots that cant shift or use a clutch to keep a 2 stroke in the power band
2 Strokes - sorry cant think of anything to put down because I am not lazy and know how to ride
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urbanlift707 2/16/2011 7:41pm
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I may ride a four stroke but I still make two stroke noise in my head
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fencepost 2/16/2011 7:47pm
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urbanlift707 wrote:
I may ride a four stroke but I still make two stroke noise in my head
Thats funny. I took my kids to the snow and there was this kid, maybe six, on a tube and when he went to hit this bump i hear him say BRAAAP! Cracked me up. What sound will the next generation make when playing? Fart sounds.
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jmar 2/16/2011 7:53pm
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Some of you must have some major flatus issues if you think a 250f or 450f sounds like a fart.
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bvm111 2/16/2011 8:00pm
2/16/2011 8:00pm Edited Date/Time 2/16/2011 8:00pm
I just farted and I have to admit it didnt sound anything like a 4 strokeTongue
Harvey Mushman 2/16/2011 8:17pm
2/16/2011 8:17pm
Having been around since the BSA victor ruled, Then to see the two strokes take over, Then double the displacement rule, I call foul!!!
kaboom645 2/16/2011 8:20pm
2/16/2011 8:20pm
My sig: If I wanted to ride a 4 stroke, I would stay home and mow the lawn


Sadly, if I was given the same handicap as a 4 stroke, I could have been a porn star

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