Nicknames for Coworkers

6/23/2026 10:55am
Chance1216 wrote:

E.T. Always wants to go home

Hey Bro, I’m right here! 🤣

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sumdood
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8857
Joined
3/11/2013
Location
San Clemente, CA, USA
Fantasy
6/23/2026 11:53am

There used to be a painter and his helper here in town, the helper drank all day and the boss was out there, they were known as Liquor & Lacquer    

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6/23/2026 3:10pm
sumdood wrote:
There used to be a painter and his helper here in town, the helper drank all day and the boss was out there, they were known...

There used to be a painter and his helper here in town, the helper drank all day and the boss was out there, they were known as Liquor & Lacquer    

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

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bodycast
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354
Joined
1/18/2020
Location
Monroe, NC, USA
6/23/2026 6:49pm

Had a painter we called wingnut.  I have no idea why.

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The Shop

Brad460
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4458
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5/15/2012
Location
Richfield, WI, USA
Fantasy
6/23/2026 7:33pm
MoogenKen wrote:
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Brad460 wrote:

This x 2

XXXL shirts are tight on him..

MoogenKen wrote:
I think that’s aXXL. I was 283 in that picture, benching 495 in competition. Dead was 755. Squat only 450, because Army amd MX knees.  There’s a...

I think that’s aXXL. I was 283 in that picture, benching 495 in competition. Dead was 755. Squat only 450, because Army amd MX knees. 

 There’s a funnier story behind that shirt as it involves RC16, EIDave and Daytona. RC16 was threatening EIDave about going to Daytona. Dave was gonna bring me in his bodyguard.

I am with Tiny this week, his current weight is 380 lbs…xxxl….

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6/23/2026 7:48pm
Brad460 wrote:

I am with Tiny this week, his current weight is 380 lbs…xxxl….

That’s ginormous! 

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CPR
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6879
Joined
10/4/2018
Location
AU
6/25/2026 6:00am

We’ve got:

Blister- shows up after the hard works done. 
Two Dicks- can’t be that stupid playing with just one. 
Pothole- always in the road.

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SEEMEFIRST
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Joined
8/21/2006
Location
Arlington, TX, USA
6/25/2026 7:02am

We had a guy we called "Chief Two Dogs".

IYKYK

He had a relative generations  ago who was native American. He thought he was some kind of Indian warrior. 

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Timo
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1/9/2021
Location
Wichita, KS, USA
6/27/2026 9:57am

Special K, it's not because he's a druggy, it's because I tell him how to do something multiple times and the next time he doesn't remember how to do it. 

Quick Saw, he will reciprocating saw through anything, blindly.

Sausage fingers, it's impossible to use a phone because his fingers are a size 22.

 

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Kenny Banyan
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Location
Seattle, WA, USA
6/27/2026 10:22am
Timo wrote:
Special K, it's not because he's a druggy, it's because I tell him how to do something multiple times and the next time he doesn't remember...

Special K, it's not because he's a druggy, it's because I tell him how to do something multiple times and the next time he doesn't remember how to do it. 

Quick Saw, he will reciprocating saw through anything, blindly.

Sausage fingers, it's impossible to use a phone because his fingers are a size 22.

 

My dad has sausage fingers and has a difficult time using his cell phone. 

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Chance1216
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4/1/2018
Location
Carson, CA, USA
6/27/2026 11:21am

Stinky. 

Dude smelled like onions. I had him dig ditches until he quit because his hygiene was the equivalent of showering in piss. 

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