Pretzels or, Brick Houses?

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ToolMaker wrote:

Had the shits and ink came out WTF?

I guess it's a thing because it's not the only one I've seen. 

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Who knew Mav was an ink'd guy. 🤣

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avidchimp wrote:

Who knew Mav was an ink'd guy. 🤣

I have none myself, but I think some ladies look good with them. The two last ones I posted do not. 

I think there's a limit. It's on a case by case basis. 😄

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avidchimp wrote:

Who knew Mav was an ink'd guy. 🤣

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I have none myself, but I think some ladies look good with them. The two last ones I posted do not. I think there's a limit. It's...

I have none myself, but I think some ladies look good with them. The two last ones I posted do not. 

I think there's a limit. It's on a case by case basis. 😄

Same. While I can appreciate the art, I myself am not a guy who is into the look. 

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Race horses. Muscular, yet lean and sleek. 

Race horses. Muscular, yet lean and sleek. 
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Dat dood got mad tuck game! 

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I don’t mind a little ink on a woman, but I’ll be damn if I want it on her ass or tit’s!

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Tattoos belong on WW2 sailors, not on the fine, smooth skin of a woman. Fight me. 

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Falcon wrote:

Tattoos belong on WW2 sailors, not on the fine, smooth skin of a woman. Fight me. 

Liar. 😄

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Falcon wrote:

Tattoos belong on WW2 sailors, not on the fine, smooth skin of a woman. Fight me. 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
Liar. 😄

Liar. 😄

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Yeah, I guess I should have said "I like all the body types." Not "ALL all of them." 😁 

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12/18/2025 12:35pm Edited Date/Time 12/18/2025 12:37pm
Falcon wrote:

Yeah, I guess I should have said "I like all the body types." Not "ALL all of them." 😁 

I gave you options buddy.

I even added a poll. 😂

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-MAVERICK- wrote:
I guess it's a thing because it's not the only one I've seen. 

I guess it's a thing because it's not the only one I've seen. 

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Putting the "hor" in horrific...

12/18/2025 1:40pm
Falcon wrote:

Tattoos belong on WW2 sailors, not on the fine, smooth skin of a woman. Fight me. 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
Liar. 😄

Liar. 😄

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Falcon wrote:

Yeah, I guess I should have said "I like all the body types." Not "ALL all of them." 😁 

It's settled, Falcon can have the 800 pounder. 🤣

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12/18/2025 1:46pm
avidchimp wrote:

Who knew Mav was an ink'd guy. 🤣

-MAVERICK- wrote:
I have none myself, but I think some ladies look good with them. The two last ones I posted do not. I think there's a limit. It's...

I have none myself, but I think some ladies look good with them. The two last ones I posted do not. 

I think there's a limit. It's on a case by case basis. 😄

avidchimp wrote:

Same. While I can appreciate the art, I myself am not a guy who is into the look. 

In HI, the women have a LOT of ink coverage. As a rule I find ink distracting to the natural beauty. When you might otherwise focus on some perfection/imperfection that makes her unique and beautiful, you end up focusing on the ink instead of the actual person. And yes, the ink becomes part of the actual person, I'd just rather it not. So do I find many women with ink beautiful? Yes. would they also be beautiful without the ink? 100%. Does ink ever make them more beautiful? Never!

Just my humble opinion, TM

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Falcon wrote:

Yeah, I guess I should have said "I like all the body types." Not "ALL all of them." 😁 

I can make you question that as well. There's slim, thin, and whatever class you would put this in (Skeleton? Corpse?).

She's in her thirties. Mental illness/body dysmorphia is a real thing with this lady. I don't know much about her. She was bullied growing up, turned anorexic, got on social media and became famous for all the wrong reasons. 

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Dudes I've just left the kids Christmas Singing

The other 3rd grade teacher was FAT AF...

I wanted to smash 😳

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12/18/2025 8:48pm
ToolMaker wrote:

Had the shits and ink came out WTF?

-MAVERICK- wrote:
I guess it's a thing because it's not the only one I've seen. 

I guess it's a thing because it's not the only one I've seen. 

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She’s got ink across her “pink and the stink”! 🤣

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Falcon wrote:

Yeah, I guess I should have said "I like all the body types." Not "ALL all of them." 😁 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
I can make you question that as well. There's slim, thin, and whatever class you would put this in (Skeleton? Corpse?).She's in her thirties. Mental illness/body...

I can make you question that as well. There's slim, thin, and whatever class you would put this in (Skeleton? Corpse?).

She's in her thirties. Mental illness/body dysmorphia is a real thing with this lady. I don't know much about her. She was bullied growing up, turned anorexic, got on social media and became famous for all the wrong reasons. 

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This makes me feel awfully damn sad for her.

My mind goes back to the Jews…some dead…some alive…looking just like that in the camps; hence, the sadness.

Damn 

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ToolMaker wrote:

Gisele Bündchen in Vogue, July 2010 Photographed by Patrick Demarchelier | Surfing, Surfer, Surf ...

Ummmm…anyone wanna name that model…? Any NFL Quarterback fans in the house? 

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TeamGreen wrote:

She’s got ink across her “pink and the stink”! 🤣

Surprisingly, neither of the girls I posted have ink on the front, only the back. 

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TeamGreen wrote:

Ummmm…anyone wanna name that model…? Any NFL Quarterback fans in the house? 

Gisele Bündchen. 

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12/19/2025 1:08am

What a thread lol. Maverick's examples have made me think carefully about how I word this post. I like fit girls that take good care of themselves. Not muscular... Fit, perky and feminine. Within those guidelines I don't care if they lean more towards pretzel or "thicc" as long as they take pride and have confidence in themselves.  

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12/19/2025 4:29am Edited Date/Time 12/19/2025 11:33am
ToolMaker wrote:

Gisele Bündchen in Vogue, July 2010 Photographed by Patrick Demarchelier | Surfing, Surfer, Surf ...

TeamGreen wrote:

Ummmm…anyone wanna name that model…? Any NFL Quarterback fans in the house? 

TG picked up GB right away.

Damn, you're good.

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What a thread lol. Maverick's examples have made me think carefully about how I word this post. I like fit girls that take good care of...

What a thread lol. Maverick's examples have made me think carefully about how I word this post. I like fit girls that take good care of themselves. Not muscular... Fit, perky and feminine. Within those guidelines I don't care if they lean more towards pretzel or "thicc" as long as they take pride and have confidence in themselves.  

This. Give me a soccer player, dancer, or outdoorsy woman any day of the week. Bonus points for zero tattoos!

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What a thread lol. Maverick's examples have made me think carefully about how I word this post. I like fit girls that take good care of...

What a thread lol. Maverick's examples have made me think carefully about how I word this post. I like fit girls that take good care of themselves. Not muscular... Fit, perky and feminine. Within those guidelines I don't care if they lean more towards pretzel or "thicc" as long as they take pride and have confidence in themselves.  

Falcon wrote:

This. Give me a soccer player, dancer, or outdoorsy woman any day of the week. Bonus points for zero tattoos!

And along comes Mav with "an outdoorsy" lumber jack. LOL

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ToolMaker wrote:

And along comes Mav with "an outdoorsy" lumber jack. LOL

😄 Why not?

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12/19/2025 12:21pm
ToolMaker wrote:

And along comes Mav with "an outdoorsy" lumber jack. LOL

-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Why not?

😄 Why not?

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She's not a real Lumber Jill, Arms are not big enough to wield a chainsaw like that all day. But she's a keeper!

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ToolMaker wrote:

Gisele Bündchen in Vogue, July 2010 Photographed by Patrick Demarchelier | Surfing, Surfer, Surf ...

TeamGreen wrote:

Ummmm…anyone wanna name that model…? Any NFL Quarterback fans in the house? 

ToolMaker wrote:

TG picked up GB right away.

Damn, you're good.

She’s one of my favs from her generation. I’ve been inflicted with being amazed by gorgeous outgoing women since my mom took me to Zuma and Dume when I was 8-10 years old…that’s according to my mom 🤣

She says I’d take my sweet assed time peeling down my wet suit and walking back up the beach to where she’d be camped out…slowly carrying my board and looking all around at the sunbathing women. Her and her friends would laugh about it. Apparently I had a thing for Carly Simon, Jane Kennedy, Bridgette Bardot, Kelly Graham, Barbara Bach…and, of-course…Raquel!…from an early age. Always loved the hot Bond women…Still do.

In jr high & high school…runners, surfers, swimmers, gymnasts, dancers, cheer-leaders (rival schools)..&…get this…a really stunning competitive dressage hottie…when I was 16/she was 17 and an excellent equestrian (she was always blown away by how I loved cooling the hoses down and putting them away after her rides/comps…as I’d done since I was a lil’ kid during my summers in Merced/cattle work…always loved it. Still do…kinda jealous of some of the horse-folk in here, to be honest 🤣)…& she was Gisele hot…and fun…and even learned to ride my motos…beautiful natural girls were seemingly EVERYWHERE! Huh. Just realizing I didn’t really dig chicks that didn’t have something goin’ on in sports or some sort of active life…huh…go figure. Never really thought about it…til now! 🤔The ones with nothing going on…didn’t last long. 

Well, like I was saying…those beautiful beach bodies were EVERYWHERE!

Just ask Spicoli! 
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12/20/2025 5:54pm
ToolMaker wrote:

She's not a real Lumber Jill, Arms are not big enough to wield a chainsaw like that all day. But she's a keeper!

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Well Jesus Christ on a tricycle. She's bad ass.

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12/21/2025 10:42am
ToolMaker wrote:

And along comes Mav with "an outdoorsy" lumber jack. LOL

-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Why not?

😄 Why not?

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Absolute Beauty 

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