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So, myself and, a friend of mine were talking about preferences in women.
He likes Pretzels. 
I like Brick Houses. 
I figure F it. Just start a thread because, NM is full of politics anyways.
So, fellas… Pretzels or, Brick Houses?
Pics, gifs welcome 😁
Poll
Race horses. Muscular, yet lean and sleek.
Team thick here.
Not sure what it is about those muscle chick's but when ever I see them my brain tells me they have to smell like piss . Not sure why.
Thick or fat? Or is that the same thing?
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Can I vote pretzels more than once or do I have to create new screen names to do that? 😁
TM
Pretzels all day long.
And if that is really an Aston Martin pre-owned car ad, that ad agency deserves whatever award goes to ad agencies for great ads!
If anyone turns this thread political, they need a time out. And long slender legs BTW. But you know the definition of a perfect set of legs right? Feet on one end, pussy on the other. 🤣
TM
Not fat ,I dont want her ass to look like she was sitting on a gravel driveway.
When she sits on my face I still want to hear the stereo.
Chubby Busty FTW
My problem with the “Thick” or “Brickhouse”, is that I like to see the future. After squeezing out a pup or two, you’re then stuck with Jaba the Slut. I’m telling you now, check out what her mother looks like! If her Mom is a 400 pound dump truck, run now while you still can!
Big natural boobs and slender below that, what does that qualify as? Big butts are overrated in today's discourse imo, not that they aren't nice but if there's nothing on top what are we even doing?
Big boobs and slender = "Tits on a Stick". I like slender, but with minor curves. No big butts or huge boobs, not that I won't look. Like @BusterScruggs said, "check out what her mother looks like!".
Floaties….
Where did the term "pretzels" come from? I've never heard that before, but I live under a rock.
Pit Row
Made it up while we were chatting yesterday. 😂
Why didn't you pick a churro? Tall and slender LOL
But no, the slender side gets a twisted up knot LOL
To those of you that’ve posted offensive fatties and uggoes: your man card is under review and you’ll likely be facing suspension by man law. Some, like those that’ve posted ultra-fatties, May be facing revocation and forced into driving a Prius.
Why?
The world has been made unsafe by some of the ruination you’ve posted in a thread full of gorgeous women. The committee is even looking into your status as a rider…or any sort…due to your obvious disregard for health of your fellow man. Be it physical, such as eye sight destroyed by these disgusting images or mental, such as the desire to fucking vomit…you’ve offended your fellow man.
From the hills of Glen Helen to pastures of The Four Sixes…up to the runways of Eielson Air Force Base and all the way down to Margaritaville…you have offended the good senses of beer, whiskey and tequila drinkers…all…and alike.
You have been warned.
That is all.
The Executive Committee of Man Law
Post a picture of your wife, or STFU! 🤣
Still rolling…🤣
She’d punch me in the head. She’s a Viking. If a picture goes out…she has to approve it.
Pretzel
That’s just a pic of a lazy fat ass 😂
Great big, Dorito eating, Dr Pepper by the barrel kinda body
Nobody is advocating for that !
Same thing could be said about the racehorses that smell like piss and, quit working out. 😂
Has anyone not dreamed of this? 😁
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