Need 100 Mind-Bending MX Questions, Please ?

47. Where is Dean Wilson REALLY from?

What if Chad couldn't Reed?
Where is Jake Canada really from?
Why didn't James Dobb just go with the joke and run #007 after all?
Who knew High Point Raceway was named after Hi-Point boots? wait, that's actually true.
Does Loretta Lynn herself have to qualify?
Does Ryno have a mascot?
Why doesn't Rupert X. Pellett teach motocross at a university?

DC
MX Sports

is there really an alpine star?

which "o" is the original? johnny o, one ind. or oneal..?

why does fmf mean flying machine factory? we havent made it that far in the future yet?

who gave ktm the right to put a linkage on and join the "crowd"?

how does spongebob live under the sea, and cook krabby patties on a grill that still lights? (wait.. kids are in the room.. sorry)

ooh, and one question ive been curious about..



if i put a "Sunoco Fuels" sticker on my dirt bike, will they see it and still give me a prize?

At what age will I quit going BRAPPPPPPPPP, every time I run up the stairs?

If it gets really cold when I'm riding, will my spoke nipples poke through the inner tube?

no,you will get tire beads

if a racer goes in deep on another racer, does the AMA require that he call him the next day?

Why is it called "supercross" when it's not as super as motocross?

Is there anything that really is slicker than a mayonaisse sandwich ?

When Art Eckman used to say " Bar to Bar David Bailey " was he actually asking the little Professor if he wanted to go on a pub crawl ?

is it really necessary to put an Astrix on the medic mule? we can tell its not a real mule. In fact if Bodnar had been on a real mule he wouldn't of crashed.

Why does the metal mulisha claim to be so "hard core", but then sell kiddie toys at walmart?

When will vital mx offically make bears a mascot?

When will Tony alessi stop living vicariously through mike?

Does he spell it Rupert Cross if he is indoors?

If your leading a desert race at night , traveling at the speed of light and turned your headlight on , would it really matter ?

How many strokes does it take to ruin a sport? 4

Considering Roger DeCoster was born in Uccle, Belgian - why does he get to be the Motocross Des Nations team captain for Team U.S.A.??

Are the current 4-strokes just reversed engineered from technology discovered at Roswell? If that is actually the case, then who at Honda was initially probed anally?

Why are you working out? You just sit there and turn the throttle right?

Why no 250T in the 250 class?

when you pull in the clutch lever, is the clutch engaged or disengaged?

When Jean- Michel just Stalled, did they want to change his name?

DC
MX Sports

73 - Are we in France?
74 - Free Lenny?

stick to recreational riding...

Engage lever to disengage clutch.


Why is there such a rv plug shortage?

Nice ad hominem! How did you know I love riding motocross?

Will Lucus Oil ever pay Mike LaRocco to change his name to Mike Lusus Oil, so the jump formally known as "LaRocco's Leap" can become more corporately/politically/motocrissingly correct?

God that was pathetic,
Please insult me again MXinOC, I deserve it...

Will ktm actually think of the peoples wallets? Instead of just what they want and then raising the price?!

- Why does fanning your clutch make it hotter?

- Is super pumped more than super stoked

- When a US rider rides at 110%, what is it's conversion rate to the metric world?

- Whoops or Hoops?

- Why do you have to sit down to clear the step up? (calling TFS.....)

- Will Mikey ever wear any color gear other than yellow, orange or red?? EVER???

- Why is it called "going for broke" when you are trying to win the prize money?

- How the hell do you spell out the sound that four strokes make?

- Who shaved Andrew Short's eyebrows?

- Did Yamaha give the 450's exhaust the little curly bit to make it look more like a piggy?

- Why the heck do I still have so many spare parts for bikes I no longer own? And what is the appropriate amount of time I should keep them?

- Is there such a thing as Braapage etiquette? Like when is it appropriate, when in public, to braap? How loud?



- And last, how much time have we all collectively spent coming up with this stupid shit??

How can a rider ever have back to back wins, when the AMA banned riding backwards on the course?

How can the FIM call it a World Supercross Championships, when it only ever goes to Canada outside of the USA?