Jesse James, this time it's forever.

EZZA 95B 6/28/2022 10:41pm
6/28/2022 10:41pm
Perhaps Jesse James has a massive 'beef bayonet' and is able to fill the void?
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Vet57 wrote:
Hatchet wound
That's a fairly common name for the Brits. When I was going through MMI in Orlando I worked at Orlando H-D renting bikes. A fairly young British couple rented a V-Rod and from personal experience of owning one it wasn't a comfortable ride for chicks. Anyway, when they returned it the woman said, "It made me hatchet wound go numb." I about lost it trying not to laugh. The funniest thing was she was by no means a ratchet, fairly reserved looking girl who wasn't bad looking at all.
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
"I just sent my boy friend a picture of my vagina,, he said "if you're still at Arby's, get me a # 2 and a coke".
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A former work colleague ended up at a dinner with Jesse James, and a few other motorsports type guys, and ends up sat next to Sandra Bullock, had no idea who she was, just chatted like she was a randomer.

Wasnt till they were back in the hotel that his mate says ' that was fucking hilarious, you just sat next to probably the most well know actress around now , and had no clue who she was'.

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Pizza Hut knows

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ToolMaker 7/5/2022 6:14pm
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You guys are effing hilarious. I had to share some your humor with my wife. Even she was cracking up.
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Gworm 7/6/2022 7:00am
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I wonder if Jesse has to strap a 2x4 to his butt to keep from falling in.
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Gworm wrote:
I wonder if Jesse has to strap a 2x4 to his butt to keep from falling in.
Fall protection with a harness and, lanyard.

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Gworm wrote:
I wonder if Jesse has to strap a 2x4 to his butt to keep from falling in.
Hell, he might even be dressed like a coal miner.

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McG194 7/6/2022 7:56am
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The jokes are great but it really blows my mind. Jesse does seem like a legit alpha male and part of that is "owning that shit." I just can't imagine hanging with my chick and my buddies knowing that every dude you are hanging with has watched your girl taking it from multiple dudes at once. Maybe he looks at it like he has what tons of dudes want. The difference is all those dudes just want her as a party toy and other dudes just get the heebie jeebies thinking about that mess. To me marrying a porn star is a total beta move.
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MotoTribology 7/6/2022 8:12am
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I'm gonna take a wild stab and say James isn't as insecure as some people are.
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peelout 7/6/2022 9:23am
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i think the old saying, "i've never seen a ring plug a hole" applies here
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McG194 7/6/2022 10:37am
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MotoTribology wrote:
I'm gonna take a wild stab and say James isn't as insecure as some people are.
Tell me your wife got around a lot without telling me your wife got around a lot.

Kidding, only kidding.

But seriously there is not being insecure and there is "Holy crap, she's been violated every way possible." I really don't know where the limit is on what we can say in here but the one video I saw I can basically never unsee. lol
No, I'm not a prude, I really like strippers, but I like them at the start of their shift if you know what I mean. lol
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McG194 12/1/2022 7:22am
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Who had by December in the pool? 

 

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Muttly 12/1/2022 12:23pm
12/1/2022 12:23pm Edited Date/Time 12/1/2022 12:24pm

Did I ever tell y’all that me and JJ share a birthday? We also have the same taste in train wrecks! 

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McG194 wrote:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??   Truth is truly stranger...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??  

Truth is truly stranger than fiction. 

Something tells me she won't be needing an epidural when it comes to delivering the child.

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McG194 wrote:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??   Truth is truly stranger...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??  

Truth is truly stranger than fiction. 

avidchimp wrote:

Something tells me she won't be needing an epidural when it comes to delivering the child.

The kid is going to be falling out like a sky diver while hanging on like a bungee jumper. 

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McG194 wrote:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??   Truth is truly stranger...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CloIcROOX6F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

So, his wife is on video taking down 10 dudes and he is the one in the relationship with no morals??  

Truth is truly stranger than fiction. 

avidchimp wrote:

Something tells me she won't be needing an epidural when it comes to delivering the child.

Or an apeasiotomy, or whatever it's called.

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McG194 12/1/2022 4:58pm
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Muttly wrote:

Did I ever tell y’all that me and JJ share a birthday? We also have the same taste in train wrecks! 

I hope you don't marry every train wreck you meet like he does.   

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Muttly 12/1/2022 5:09pm
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Muttly wrote:

Did I ever tell y’all that me and JJ share a birthday? We also have the same taste in train wrecks! 

McG194 wrote:

I hope you don't marry every train wreck you meet like he does.   

Nah, I gave up on the institution of marriage, after the last train wreck.

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Piston Slap 12/2/2022 12:44am
12/2/2022 12:44am Edited Date/Time 12/2/2022 12:50am

Actually. . .she hasn't done porn quite in a while.

She quit porn when she married the Jewish fella and had her first child.  She full on converted to Judaism in order to raise her daughter with her Husband.  Was together for a bit but didn't work out. 

Went back to do Porn again but didn't do one movie (idt), wasn't the thing to do she said . . 

6 years later, Now she is a representative for Kalashnikov in the US, and is a very competitive shooter, both with hand guns and AK's.

Met Jesse, believed he was her knight in shining armor and soulmate truelove, etc.  and professed it on the daily on Insta.

Moved to Texas, got married. . . got  pregnant.

Threw a fit during a fight and left, (with no where to go) and Jesse don't play stupid sht.

(Who the hell leaves during a fight?  who has fights?)  lol  Yes, dear is the phrase that pays. . .

IMO, that relationship is done.....  and she says Jesse doesn't have any money. . . .

Sure has some nice shit to be a broke ass. . .

Lol

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