KTM's totally trick new tool kit

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Edited Date/Time 11/19/2019 6:16pm
This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


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seth505 11/17/2019 9:58pm
11/17/2019 9:58pm
Which comedy club do you perform at? Wow, you’re on fire with the never before seen content!!
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soopah noviss 11/17/2019 10:06pm
11/17/2019 10:06pm
Ghey...just like the last thread,
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Boomslang 11/17/2019 10:18pm
11/17/2019 10:18pm Edited Date/Time 11/17/2019 10:19pm
crispytoast wrote:
This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385613/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019215811.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385614/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019215645.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385615/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019220526.jpg[/img]
This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


That's f@cking awesome, we all including KTM know the bikes are so good that no conventional tool kit is required.

The spade - great for rainy days - dig trenches to divert water away from ones pit area.

The Porter trolley - great for moving the cooler full of cold beers track side....never have to carry anything again.

The Ice Bath ( the bin) - keep it filled with ice and water for those hot days. Great for a quick recovery. Added bonus - all that space on the bin for sponsorship branding and advertising.

You gotta admit, KTM are years ahead of the rest in every department.
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fullfloater 11/17/2019 10:35pm
11/17/2019 10:35pm
Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?
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Boomslang 11/17/2019 10:42pm
11/17/2019 10:42pm
fullfloater wrote:
Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just...
Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?
Hahahahaha...
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Boomslang 11/17/2019 10:50pm
11/17/2019 10:50pm
The Yamaha GP.

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crispytoast 11/18/2019 5:58am
11/18/2019 5:58am Edited Date/Time 11/18/2019 6:02am
For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....
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Boomslang 11/18/2019 6:09am
11/18/2019 6:09am
crispytoast wrote:
For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure..... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/18/385676/s1200_ZomboMeme_18112019085358.jpg[/img]
For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....
Hahahaha...thats gonna be hard to top.
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crispytoast wrote:
This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385613/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019215811.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385614/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019215645.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/17/385615/s1200_ZomboMeme_17112019220526.jpg[/img]
This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


the only tool in here is you
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crispytoast 11/18/2019 7:35am
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Lol, I know you can do better than that. Come up with something creative like Boomslang does as opposed to trying to bait someone by making it personal. Fortunately I have a good sense of humor so I dont take any of this too seriously and just want a good laugh. So stop making like you gave birth to your bike and join in the fun. Make a Yamaha joke or something. If you cant think of anything I can make one for you. Now relax and remember were all fellow motocrossers.
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Boomslang 11/18/2019 7:40am
11/18/2019 7:40am
Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.
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TeamGreen 11/18/2019 8:09am
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Boomslang wrote:
Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.
I wonder if these not-so-manly non-KTM riding-types have a preferred “pronoun”?

Laughing


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SEE ARE125 11/18/2019 9:32am
11/18/2019 9:32am
fullfloater wrote:
Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just...
Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?
Yeah and the KTM bucket is meant to be loaned to your Yamaha-riding buddies to put over the heads of whatever butter faces that follow them around.
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Falcon 11/18/2019 11:35am
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Boomslang wrote:
Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.
How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.
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Boomslang 11/18/2019 11:45am
11/18/2019 11:45am
Boomslang wrote:
Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.
Falcon wrote:
How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need...
How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.
You onto something there. Had it being a Yamaha he would had the thing taken out via a Cesarean.
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crispytoast 11/18/2019 12:21pm
11/18/2019 12:21pm
Boomslang wrote:
Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.
Falcon wrote:
How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need...
How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.
Usually the oink is a dead giveaway it's a Yamaha. No oink then all bets are off.
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crusty_xx 11/18/2019 12:27pm
11/18/2019 12:27pm
Creativity level: off the charts
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Hudd_421 11/18/2019 1:06pm
11/18/2019 1:06pm
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
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ti473 11/18/2019 1:15pm
11/18/2019 1:15pm
Hudd_421 wrote:
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X... I bet KTM riders feel...
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
oh, I was just making fun of crispytoast...
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crispytoast 11/18/2019 1:28pm
11/18/2019 1:28pm
It's all good. Keep em coming. Smile
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Hudd_421 11/18/2019 1:32pm
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Hudd_421 wrote:
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X... I bet KTM riders feel...
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
ti473 wrote:
oh, I was just making fun of crispytoast...
I wasn't replying to you... Your's was actually funny lol
SEE ARE125 11/18/2019 2:12pm
11/18/2019 2:12pm
ti473 wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/18/385723/s1200_ctmm.jpg[/img]

This was funny the first time I saw it, but I was somewhat browsing between work stuff and it didn’t fully click the first time. Now that I’ve slowed down and had a chance to process it, it’s even funnier. Well played sir, well played.
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peelout 11/18/2019 2:15pm
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Hudd_421 wrote:
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X... I bet KTM riders feel...
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes
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Hudd_421 11/18/2019 2:31pm
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Hudd_421 wrote:
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X... I bet KTM riders feel...
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
peelout wrote:
even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes
ok, you're right about thoseGrinning
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crispytoast 11/18/2019 4:02pm
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Hudd_421 wrote:
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X... I bet KTM riders feel...
This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...
peelout wrote:
even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes
Hudd_421 wrote:
ok, you're right about thoseGrinning
Make your mind up. Lol
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T-Fish 11/18/2019 4:26pm
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crispytoast wrote:
For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure..... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/11/18/385676/s1200_ZomboMeme_18112019085358.jpg[/img]
For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....
This one cracked me up.
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mx98wfo 11/18/2019 4:29pm
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This is awesome! I have to say after being a KTM guy for 15 years and making the switch to Yamaha this year I won’t be going back. Better suspension and wow are parts cheaper!!
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T-Fish 11/18/2019 8:50pm
11/18/2019 8:50pm
Parts aren’t much cheaper at all. That’s an old tale that no longer stands true.
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mx98wfo 11/19/2019 3:15pm
11/19/2019 3:15pm Edited Date/Time 11/19/2019 6:04pm
T-Fish wrote:
Parts aren’t much cheaper at all. That’s an old tale that no longer stands true.
Sorry still true! I work in the industry and this is what I see daily on KTM parts more then double the price!

2019 YZF450

CRANKSHAFT ASSY
Part# BR9-11400-00-00
MSRP: $443.10

PISTON ASSY
Part# BR9-116A0-00-00
MSRP: $185.99

2019 KTM SXF 450

Crankshaft cmpl.
Part# 79430018200
MSRP: $923.39

PISTON I D=95MM
Part# 78930007300 I
MSRP: $418.59


2019 YZ 85
CRANKSHAFT ASSY
Part# B4B-11400-00-00
MSRP: $236.99

PISTON (STD) | UR PURPLE
Part# 5PA-11631-10-D0
MSRP: $63.99

2019 KTM SX 85

Crankshaft cpl.
Part# 47230018000
MSRP: $489.87

Piston cpl. I | NEW PART
Part# 47230007100 I
MSRP: $124.83



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