Funniest thing I've ever read

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Edited Date/Time 1/24/2012 4:53pm
Taken from Racer X:

Jason Lawrence continued his bi-polar ways last weekend. I’m not talking about him loaning a bike to Tyler Wharton (good) then punting Broc Hepler and pulling off the track (bad). Apparently Jason cut down sections of the fence at the Honda test track and has been jumping over and riding the track when nobody is there (bad). When he was approached about it by Erik Kehoe he handed him $1,000 cash and told him it was for track maintenance (good, I guess?). The Jason Lawrence Show continues.
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4/10/2009 5:22pm
sounds like a racer
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4/10/2009 5:26pm
Sounds like he's trying to audition.
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4/10/2009 5:31pm
Stupid, but funny
4/10/2009 5:36pm
So, he paid them for track maintenance, is he going to fix the fence?

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MX-Files wrote:
Sounds like he's trying to audition.
I was thinking the same, pull the trigger big red!
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4/10/2009 5:50pm Edited Date/Time 4/10/2009 5:51pm
He should of handed Kehoe his laptimes from the practice track also, I bet they would be quicker than any current red rider.
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4/10/2009 6:16pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 11:20pm
Funny you mention that.

Though I'm not his agent, at 1 time I had

a hand in the whole "J-Law" dealings of sorts

& I tried to pitch him in "Big Red's" corner.

For me, at times when running a program, you

find that "diamond in the ruff" & that's "Jason!"

Again, for me, we hit it off, then I was out!

At the time, "Red" was nervous about him.

I said, "take a chance"..."the kids awesome on

2 wheels". I also compared him to Yamaha's Anthony

Gobert, an awesome talent on a roadracer, but with similar

off track antics. "No" they said at the time, but look now.

"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad!

Many times the chance you take is the reward you get!

"YOT" got a title as I recall............the end just may justify

the means......Wink
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hahaha.....we ride in a sand pit in south jersey and the fine is $1000 if you get caught......guess he just assumed the same? lol. Just one thing when did this supposedly happen? If he raced Saturday and was in Jersey on Monday?
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"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad!

You sir are no longer employable in the MX industry due to this exact mindset.

Integrity and respect mean more than titles in this world. Honda knows this and that is why they sell more bikes than any other mcf. What wins on Saturday means jack shit in the real world.

And last time I checked YOT has yet to win a real "title" other than a little 7 race series that totaled less than 2 hours in actual race time. And that was last year. Ancient history.

Every time I watch the TGO vid with you chastising your employee I get a better picture of who you truely are. Passion is one thing. Human dignity is another.

Jason is awesome but he needs a coming to jesus moment if he wants to have a career in this sport.

Honda just kicked his ass to the curb. One down 4 to go.

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4/10/2009 7:47pm
This kid is great at keeping his name in the news... And barely races.
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Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records of the honda guys..
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jackson222 wrote:
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records...
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records of the honda guys..
Jasons results are proof you are correct. He rules team Honda. They are all afraid of him.

..................................get a clue dude.
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Ozzy wrote:
Funny you mention that. Though I'm not his agent, at 1 time I had a hand in the whole "J-Law" dealings of sorts & I tried...
Funny you mention that.

Though I'm not his agent, at 1 time I had

a hand in the whole "J-Law" dealings of sorts

& I tried to pitch him in "Big Red's" corner.

For me, at times when running a program, you

find that "diamond in the ruff" & that's "Jason!"

Again, for me, we hit it off, then I was out!

At the time, "Red" was nervous about him.

I said, "take a chance"..."the kids awesome on

2 wheels". I also compared him to Yamaha's Anthony

Gobert, an awesome talent on a roadracer, but with similar

off track antics. "No" they said at the time, but look now.

"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad!

Many times the chance you take is the reward you get!

"YOT" got a title as I recall............the end just may justify

the means......Wink
Dave O.
Yikes,

Anthony Gobert? Last time I read about that guy he was mugging old ladies in the park. Stories like breaking boundries to ride on a track are funny and they show personalitiy, but others do make it not worth the risk. To me this story is pretty cool because its so different and relativily harmless, its the other, more escilated ones that concern people.
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jackson222 wrote:
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records...
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records of the honda guys..
mxdad wrote:
Jasons results are proof you are correct. He rules team Honda. They are all afraid of him.

..................................get a clue dude.
I'd rather have Andrew Short on my team any day of the week and 10,000 times on Sunday. Think about it. Your're a team manager:

Andrew Short or Jason "Am I eligible for parole?" Lawrence

Short:

1. Is as fast as Lawrence about 98% of the time
2. Take his training seriously
3. Gets along with his teammates
4. Makes his brand look good
5. Is great for the sport
6. Has no arrest record
7. Races hard but clean
8. Actually finished his education

No contest. No wonder Honda doesn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole. Oh, and don't even try the "Jason is so EXCITING bullshit" either. He's bad news, end of story.


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35smom wrote:
hahaha.....we ride in a sand pit in south jersey and the fine is $1000 if you get caught......guess he just assumed the same? lol. Just one...
hahaha.....we ride in a sand pit in south jersey and the fine is $1000 if you get caught......guess he just assumed the same? lol. Just one thing when did this supposedly happen? If he raced Saturday and was in Jersey on Monday?
midnight sunday?
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swizcore wrote:
This kid is great at keeping his name in the news... And barely races.
lol....a....this ain't the fuggen news sonny. more people take a piss between sport centers than read all the mx forums in the world.

"news"....LMFAO
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4/10/2009 10:06pm
swizcore wrote:
This kid is great at keeping his name in the news... And barely races.
BobbyM wrote:
lol....a....this ain't the fuggen news sonny. more people take a piss between sport centers than read all the mx forums in the world.

"news"....LMFAO
Jason Lawrence is so great for the sport. He is definitely what I would consider a "real rider"
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GoRide2 wrote:
Jason Lawrence is so great for the sport. He is definitely what I would consider a "real rider"
well...that settles it...the unknown comic has spoken.
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GoRide2 wrote:
Jason Lawrence is so great for the sport. He is definitely what I would consider a "real rider"
BobbyM wrote:
well...that settles it...the unknown comic has spoken.
That does settle it then.. We have a deal.
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He's been hanging with my pal Big Lenny.
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I am guilty of removing a chain on the gate of the Colorado State Patrol test track on top of Table Mountain in Golden Colorado. We used to go up there in 84 to ride our roadrace bikes. Danny walker was there too. First place I ever dragged a knee!
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Integrity and respect mean more than titles in this world. Honda knows this and that is why they sell more bikes than any other mcf. What wins on Saturday means jack shit in the real world.

I think you are wrong here buddy. Has nothing to do with integrity and respect. Everything to do with quality and workmanship via manufacturing materials and methods.
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EmDub425 wrote:
Taken from Racer X: Jason Lawrence continued his bi-polar ways last weekend. I’m not talking about him loaning a bike to Tyler Wharton (good) then punting...
Taken from Racer X:

Jason Lawrence continued his bi-polar ways last weekend. I’m not talking about him loaning a bike to Tyler Wharton (good) then punting Broc Hepler and pulling off the track (bad). Apparently Jason cut down sections of the fence at the Honda test track and has been jumping over and riding the track when nobody is there (bad). When he was approached about it by Erik Kehoe he handed him $1,000 cash and told him it was for track maintenance (good, I guess?). The Jason Lawrence Show continues.
Dang. I like this guy more every day.
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4/11/2009 3:57am Edited Date/Time 4/11/2009 4:08am
mxdad wrote:
"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad! You sir are no longer employable in the MX industry due to this exact mindset. Integrity and respect...
"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad!

You sir are no longer employable in the MX industry due to this exact mindset.

Integrity and respect mean more than titles in this world. Honda knows this and that is why they sell more bikes than any other mcf. What wins on Saturday means jack shit in the real world.

And last time I checked YOT has yet to win a real "title" other than a little 7 race series that totaled less than 2 hours in actual race time. And that was last year. Ancient history.

Every time I watch the TGO vid with you chastising your employee I get a better picture of who you truely are. Passion is one thing. Human dignity is another.

Jason is awesome but he needs a coming to jesus moment if he wants to have a career in this sport.

Honda just kicked his ass to the curb. One down 4 to go.

Yes that's it!
Jason needs "a coming to Jesus moment", and all the delusion faith that comes along with it.
That way he will have horrible concept of hell as a powerful club on his mind, it will frighten him,terrorize him into a straight and narrow path.
Unless it happens soon, he will not have a career in this sport.

::sarcasm alert::
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4/11/2009 4:54am
jackson222 wrote:
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records...
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records of the honda guys..
mxdad wrote:
Jasons results are proof you are correct. He rules team Honda. They are all afraid of him.

..................................get a clue dude.
Aside from Short I think he has the rest covered.
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jackson222 wrote:
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records...
Haha funny stuff, if i was kehoe i would leave the fence down and set up a camera, he is probably blowing away the lap records of the honda guys..
mxdad wrote:
Jasons results are proof you are correct. He rules team Honda. They are all afraid of him.

..................................get a clue dude.
pilotdude wrote:
I'd rather have Andrew Short on my team any day of the week and 10,000 times on Sunday. Think about it. Your're a team manager: Andrew...
I'd rather have Andrew Short on my team any day of the week and 10,000 times on Sunday. Think about it. Your're a team manager:

Andrew Short or Jason "Am I eligible for parole?" Lawrence

Short:

1. Is as fast as Lawrence about 98% of the time
2. Take his training seriously
3. Gets along with his teammates
4. Makes his brand look good
5. Is great for the sport
6. Has no arrest record
7. Races hard but clean
8. Actually finished his education

No contest. No wonder Honda doesn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole. Oh, and don't even try the "Jason is so EXCITING bullshit" either. He's bad news, end of story.


He's bad news, end of story.
Wrong.
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mxdad wrote:
"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad! You sir are no longer employable in the MX industry due to this exact mindset. Integrity and respect...
"Reds" barley worth the price of admission. Sad!

You sir are no longer employable in the MX industry due to this exact mindset.

Integrity and respect mean more than titles in this world. Honda knows this and that is why they sell more bikes than any other mcf. What wins on Saturday means jack shit in the real world.

And last time I checked YOT has yet to win a real "title" other than a little 7 race series that totaled less than 2 hours in actual race time. And that was last year. Ancient history.

Every time I watch the TGO vid with you chastising your employee I get a better picture of who you truely are. Passion is one thing. Human dignity is another.

Jason is awesome but he needs a coming to jesus moment if he wants to have a career in this sport.

Honda just kicked his ass to the curb. One down 4 to go.

Jason is awesome but he needs a coming to jesus moment if he wants to have a career in this sport.
Oh boy.
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$1000?......$333 per lap
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I heard he rolled their water truck too.

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