California, no more black cars for you!

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California to reduce carbon emissions by... banning black cars?!
by Jeremy Korzeniewski on Mar 25th 2009 at 2:58PM

In a move that will likely get California's consumers in a huff, impending legislation may soon restrict the paint color options for Golden State residents looking for their next new vehicle. The specific colors that are currently on the chopping block are all dark hues, with the worst offender seemingly the most innocuous color you could think of: Black. What could California possibly have against these colors, you ask? Apparently, the California Air Resources Board figures that the climate control systems of dark colored cars need to work harder than their lighter siblings – especially after sitting in the sun for a few hours. Anyone living in a hot, sunny climate will tell you that this assumption is accurate, of course. In fact, legislation already exists for buildings that has proven successful at reducing the energy consumption of skyscrapers.

So, what's the crux of the problem... can't paint suppliers just come up with new, less heat-absorbent dark paints? According to Ward's, suppliers have reportedly been testing their pigments and processes to see if it's possible to meet CARB's proposed mandate of 20% solar reflectivity by 2016 with a phase-in period starting in 2012, and things aren't looking good. Apparently, when the proper pigments and chemicals are added to black paint, the resulting color is currently being referred to as "mud-puddle brown." That doesn't sound very attractive, now does it? Windshields, backlights and sunroofs are also slated to get reflective coatings starting in 2012.

When we first heard of this issue, an internal debate immediately began as to whether this might be an elaborate early April Fool's joke, but it isn't. Read through CARB's complete Cool Cars Standards and Test Procedures here (PDF link) for more. Thanks for the tip, Joaquin!

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/25/california-to-reduce-carbon-emission…
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Only in California.......

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Are they going to paint the highways white too? What's next, people?
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3/27/2009 7:12am
Void Main wrote:
Are they going to paint the highways white too? What's next, people?
Green sticker for brunettes ? Blink
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3/27/2009 7:16am
That's got to be the stupidest thing that I have ever heard of.

The grennies are looking for nothing more than control.

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3/27/2009 7:16am
So, if everything gets painted white, won't that just reflect all the heat back and make the polar bears have to swim to shore faster?
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3/27/2009 7:48am
Unbelievable.
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Funny thing is that I worked for CARB and some of the senior staff were driving 60-80 miles one way to work each day and not even car pooling. Hypocricy!

When I was contracting for them I let it be known I road a two stroke dirtbike. This was during their "ban all two stroke watercraft" crusade.


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3/27/2009 8:25am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 11:07pm
I "think" White is the most popular auto color in Calif now.

Its not as if there are that many black cars around. Anyone ever own a black auto? That said I think this is stooooopid.

Just took a peek and found this: http://www.cbs8.com/global/story.asp?s=9522472&ClientType=Printable
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3/27/2009 8:29am
Racer92 wrote:
Only in California....... [img]https://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/suit_facepalm.jpg[/img]
Only in California.......

Perfect.
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dougie wrote:
I "think" White is the most popular auto color in Calif now. Its not as if there are that many black cars around. Anyone ever own...
I "think" White is the most popular auto color in Calif now.

Its not as if there are that many black cars around. Anyone ever own a black auto? That said I think this is stooooopid.

Just took a peek and found this: http://www.cbs8.com/global/story.asp?s=9522472&ClientType=Printable
My first new Truck was black. It looked so pretty in the lot. Shiny and new.

I took it home and an hour later I was SHOCKED! Fingerprints, scratches, dirt, dust.... Why didnt I buy white or red????
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3/27/2009 9:06am
You only ever buy one black car. Like Tiki said. They sure do look good on the lot.
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3/27/2009 10:55am
THEY KNOW THE PEOPLE WON'T DO ANYTHING BUT ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE A--
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Void Main wrote:
Are they going to paint the highways white too? What's next, people?
I think they're already doing that. White reflects more light (heat), which obviously would contribute to global warming. California will eventually phase out all white people, and live happily ever after.

We need bigger government.
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dougie wrote:
I "think" White is the most popular auto color in Calif now. Its not as if there are that many black cars around. Anyone ever own...
I "think" White is the most popular auto color in Calif now.

Its not as if there are that many black cars around. Anyone ever own a black auto? That said I think this is stooooopid.

Just took a peek and found this: http://www.cbs8.com/global/story.asp?s=9522472&ClientType=Printable
Tiki wrote:
My first new Truck was black. It looked so pretty in the lot. Shiny and new. I took it home and an hour later I was...
My first new Truck was black. It looked so pretty in the lot. Shiny and new.

I took it home and an hour later I was SHOCKED! Fingerprints, scratches, dirt, dust.... Why didnt I buy white or red????
I love my black truck. A clay bar really brings up the shine, and even with its scratches, it still looks worlds better than white or red.
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3/27/2009 2:36pm
That made me laugh.
Them people are working hard for us dumb****s
he hehe
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A perfect example of "law makers" making laws simply for the sake of making laws.

We need some "law removers" in governments across this country. We have enough laws, no need to make more.

And when the governmet starts telling you want color of car you can drive, you can get they are going to start telling you how hot/cold you can keep your house...then how many kids you can have...then where you can live...etc.

This is stupid.

The environazis are using "fear" to push their agenda through and grow government....just like Bush used Fear to start a war, and pass the patriot act....

When will people learn?
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Obama said no more having your house at 72 degrees,but he has the whitehouse at 78.
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3/27/2009 3:21pm
Void Main wrote:
Are they going to paint the highways white too? What's next, people?
big lenny will kick some ass if they try that on him
3/27/2009 5:06pm
It's another bill that won't pass. Relax. Stupid shit gets proposed in state legislatures every day and only the most asinine crap gets this kind of media attention. Grinning
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3/27/2009 5:26pm
jmar wrote:
That's got to be the stupidest thing that I have ever heard of.

The grennies are looking for nothing more than control.
YES
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3/27/2009 5:39pm
jmar wrote:
That's got to be the stupidest thing that I have ever heard of.

The grennies are looking for nothing more than control.
I don't think it is the greenies or the libs or the right wing or what ever. Much of the crap like this is because some elected official is trying to finish his homework the night before it is due. It is a play to say he or she has accomplished this during their tenure so re-elect me. It is an F'ing stupid move but our system is stagnant.
3/27/2009 5:41pm
You guys are retards this is one of those things that makes an outrageous headline then goes away. Why get all worked up?
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3/27/2009 5:45pm
You guys are retards this is one of those things that makes an outrageous headline then goes away. Why get all worked up?
I prefer Tard.
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It's another bill that won't pass. Relax. Stupid shit gets proposed in state legislatures every day and only the most asinine crap gets this kind of...
It's another bill that won't pass. Relax. Stupid shit gets proposed in state legislatures every day and only the most asinine crap gets this kind of media attention. Grinning
Yeah, I remember reading about some lead ban that is affecting everything from books to youth Motorcycles.

They pretend to be protecting us but the cpsc is giggling about how well "unintended consequences" have worked out as far as making it illegal for our children to ride.

Something so stupid will never pass.
3/28/2009 9:11am
what the wrote:
Yeah, I remember reading about some lead ban that is affecting everything from books to youth Motorcycles. They pretend to be protecting us but the cpsc...
Yeah, I remember reading about some lead ban that is affecting everything from books to youth Motorcycles.

They pretend to be protecting us but the cpsc is giggling about how well "unintended consequences" have worked out as far as making it illegal for our children to ride.

Something so stupid will never pass.
The CPSC does not equal state legislatures...

Seriously, go to your state legislature's webpage and find the archive of proposed bills that failed in either the house or the senate. It'll be a huge list of ridiculously stupid crap like this.
3/28/2009 10:51am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 11:08pm
That's true, but generally those are the ones the media ignores because of high-profile interest in them. Grin Anything with enough money and/or influence behind it can get votes as long as people who might say "What IS this retarded shit?" don't hear about it. I'm guessing some of the rich folks in Hollywood (people in Hollywood are still rich, right?) might not like having their choice of a fourth car restricted...


I guess in that sense this theory does kind of apply to the CPSC lead ban. Grin I don't remember hearing anything about that a year ago.

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