I'll say one thing

Corpse
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Corpse
Edited Date/Time 1/25/2012 4:01pm
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
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wildbill 1/9/2009 9:03pm
1/9/2009 9:03pm
Dave...dammit, where in the hell's our mod?
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Slow ~ Pro 1/9/2009 9:05pm
1/9/2009 9:05pm
Say hi to your Sister-wife...

And BTW...It's "drank" more beer, and my nuts aren't numb, they're just a little tender !
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thiel77 1/9/2009 9:09pm
1/9/2009 9:09pm
That is actually 5 things.
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YZ441 1/9/2009 9:10pm
1/9/2009 9:10pm
i wonder how long it took him to think all this up before he decided to unleash his stupidity

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NWMoto76 1/9/2009 9:12pm
1/9/2009 9:12pm
Dude...WTF?!?
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Slow ~ Pro 1/9/2009 9:14pm
1/9/2009 9:14pm Edited Date/Time 1/9/2009 9:14pm
I think it's the best first post ever !!!

I mean aside from the fact that he can't count, or spell, it's a great post !
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NWMoto76 1/9/2009 9:18pm
1/9/2009 9:18pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 9:53pm
I'm laughing so hard I am in tears bro!

I think my favorite part is the "pissed more blood" section. That's gotta hurt dude...makes it a little hard to bang quiff, don't it?
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Jrocket 1/9/2009 9:20pm
1/9/2009 9:20pm
Slow ~ Pro wrote:
I think it's the best first post ever !!!

I mean aside from the fact that he can't count, or spell, it's a great post !
Bingo!
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Slow ~ Pro 1/9/2009 9:28pm
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NWMoto76 wrote:
I'm laughing so hard I am in tears bro! I think my favorite part is the "pissed more blood" section. That's gotta hurt dude...makes it a...
I'm laughing so hard I am in tears bro!

I think my favorite part is the "pissed more blood" section. That's gotta hurt dude...makes it a little hard to bang quiff, don't it?
Why do you think he's pissing blood...tainted Quiff ?!
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Corpse wrote:
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put...
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
Dont the ladies call you Corpse because you're a dead fuck?
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Adam43 1/9/2009 9:35pm
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Dave, help
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Corpse wrote:
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put...
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
Do you know MissedShift ?
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Void Main 1/9/2009 9:45pm
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Marietta GA? Why does that place sound familiar? Oh yeah, Chalms... Hmmmm Smile
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jemcee 1/9/2009 9:46pm
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too bad he's got a really small penis
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YZ441 1/9/2009 9:48pm
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jemcee wrote:
too bad he's got a really small penis
and you would know?
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jemcee 1/9/2009 9:53pm
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oh oh got me... good one
ShoujoKakumei 1/9/2009 9:55pm
1/9/2009 9:55pm
You win a prize for using a euphemism for fucking that I've never heard of.
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trick121 1/9/2009 9:57pm
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Corpse wrote:
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put...
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
MXR wrote:
Do you know MissedShift ?
Missedshift...

RIP...bra

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trick121 1/9/2009 9:57pm
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ShoujoKakumei wrote:
You win a prize for using a euphemism for fucking that I've never heard of.
you said fucking....
ShoujoKakumei 1/9/2009 10:00pm
1/9/2009 10:00pm
trick121 wrote:
you said fucking....
Yeah? Did we institute a 'no swearing' rule along with the apparent 'no bitching' rule that I never heard about? Grinning
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Trinitite 1/9/2009 10:01pm
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Hillbilly's cousin?
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trick121 1/9/2009 10:02pm
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trick121 wrote:
you said fucking....
ShoujoKakumei wrote:
Yeah? Did we institute a 'no swearing' rule along with the apparent 'no bitching' rule that I never heard about? Grinning
boob pic please...
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wildbill wrote:
Dave...dammit, where in the hell's our mod?
Dave's not here man.
ShoujoKakumei 1/9/2009 10:19pm
1/9/2009 10:19pm
trick121 wrote:
boob pic please...
If you have time to post this in more than one thread, you have time to go back and find wherever the hell it was that I posted a webcam cleavage shot.
Matt Fisher 1/9/2009 10:24pm
1/9/2009 10:24pm
quiff [kjuiefef] n. slang term for a ferret suffering from rabies.



Oh man.

That would explain the pissing of blood and stomping of ass you referred to. Maybe Hallmark has a nice card we could send you since you contracted rabies from having intercourse with those diseased ferrets.

Get well soon (and don't worry, we won't pass your name and info along to those kooks at PETA, though they'd throw a fit if they found out about what you're doing to those poor animals).
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jeffro503 1/9/2009 10:41pm
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hey welcome to the board ya friggin' dumbass.

here's a STFU NEWB for ya too!!

now go drink more beer , you can have your wife back when i'm through with her.
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Void Main wrote:
Marietta GA? Why does that place sound familiar? Oh yeah, Chalms... Hmmmm Smile
I think it's lenny...just saying
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Corpse wrote:
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put...
My name's Corpse and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
End that with Happy Birthday Mom and you have a promising career at Hallmark.
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GuyB 1/9/2009 11:14pm
1/9/2009 11:14pm
Ah, well, he came, he saw, he told us...or not.

Anyway, if he was able to post, I'm sure he could use a new avatar instead of the stock one.

This one could work...

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