When you tell people you ride motocross...

kawboy388
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9/10/2014 2:02pm
It's the same way with all of the, what some call "niche" sports,or "extreme" sports. The only sports I've ever competed in
are mx,bullriding,and saddle bronc riding. I haven't raced in a couple of years because I've been too busy in senior rodeo's and
with the World Senior Pro Bullriders (yes......we have "vet" classes in rodeo too) so I don't get asked much about moto, but they went

Can ya flip ?

You ever race Bubba Stewart ?

You racing that big race that's coming to Cowboy Stadium ?

I'd usually just say nope,and try to change the subject,most were from co-workers or people who'd start talkin' to me when my bike was
in the truck.

The rodeo questions,I'm a bit more of a smartass though...........

Have you ever been world champion ? "Yes,twice...........hey you play golf right ? You ever beat Tiger Woods ?"


Have you ever rode Bodacious ? "Yep....judges fucked me on that ride and said I slapped him."


Have you ridden Bushwacker ? "Yep.....spurred the shit out of him last Saturday.......made big money off that ride........yet I still work
at this fuckin' place ?"
PN27416
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9/10/2014 2:04pm
My father -in-law the first 5 times we would watch Supercross. YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
Mxdnusa
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9/10/2014 2:26pm

Can you one handed wheelie while eating a six piece from church's ?

Ever been chased by the cops?

Do you do tricks?

Do you know Hazemg?

HazemG
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9/10/2014 2:37pm Edited Date/Time 9/10/2014 2:41pm
Mxdnusa wrote:
Can you one handed wheelie while eating a six piece from church's ? Ever been chased by the cops? Do you do tricks? Do you know...

Can you one handed wheelie while eating a six piece from church's ?

Ever been chased by the cops?

Do you do tricks?

Do you know Hazemg?

Well now you can answer Yes to the last one Wink Happy hunting with all the chicks you get from that name drop.

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Sully22
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9/10/2014 3:46pm
Do you pop wheelies and do cross ups? Man, this one time I was riding in my friends 500 in a field and I hit the fifth gear power band and jumped like 100ft table table and did a huge cross up. ~~This is the kinda shit I heard in high school....back in the late 80's early 90's.
er0ck33
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9/10/2014 4:54pm
What "MPH" do you go on the track. -_-
jason161m
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9/10/2014 7:47pm
try explaining enduro...
Crush
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9/10/2014 7:48pm
"Like tricks and stuff?"

"So you know Travis Pastrami?"

"Do you drink ______?" (Monster, RedBull, Rockstar)
9/11/2014 12:03am Edited Date/Time 9/11/2014 12:04am
You're too old to be doing that...

That's what I hear
9/11/2014 12:05am
newmann wrote:
Try explaining vintage mx. Because real men only need 4 inches.....Cool
Ummmm...Newmann...that's not what their wives or girlfriends say....Evil
9/11/2014 12:09am
kawboy388 wrote:
It's the same way with all of the, what some call "niche" sports,or "extreme" sports. The only sports I've ever competed in are mx,bullriding,and saddle bronc...
It's the same way with all of the, what some call "niche" sports,or "extreme" sports. The only sports I've ever competed in
are mx,bullriding,and saddle bronc riding. I haven't raced in a couple of years because I've been too busy in senior rodeo's and
with the World Senior Pro Bullriders (yes......we have "vet" classes in rodeo too) so I don't get asked much about moto, but they went

Can ya flip ?

You ever race Bubba Stewart ?

You racing that big race that's coming to Cowboy Stadium ?

I'd usually just say nope,and try to change the subject,most were from co-workers or people who'd start talkin' to me when my bike was
in the truck.

The rodeo questions,I'm a bit more of a smartass though...........

Have you ever been world champion ? "Yes,twice...........hey you play golf right ? You ever beat Tiger Woods ?"


Have you ever rode Bodacious ? "Yep....judges fucked me on that ride and said I slapped him."


Have you ridden Bushwacker ? "Yep.....spurred the shit out of him last Saturday.......made big money off that ride........yet I still work
at this fuckin' place ?"
Ide rather ride a CR 500 with a bald tyer at Washougal in the rain than ride Bodacious (or have ridden) one nasty (or very smart )critter that bull
Spydee
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9/11/2014 12:36am
Your average person in the UK has never heard of motocross. The best they can do is try blagging it by going "ah yeah I know, like Speedway on an oval flat track?".

Or the best is people in work seeing the weekly MX wallpapers on my PC and saying "is that you?", even though you can blatantly see 'ROCZEN' written on the back of the jersey.
rangot
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9/11/2014 1:01am
Spydee wrote:
Your average person in the UK has never heard of motocross. The best they can do is try blagging it by going "ah yeah I know...
Your average person in the UK has never heard of motocross. The best they can do is try blagging it by going "ah yeah I know, like Speedway on an oval flat track?".

Or the best is people in work seeing the weekly MX wallpapers on my PC and saying "is that you?", even though you can blatantly see 'ROCZEN' written on the back of the jersey.
Same in France. Motocross ? What is that ? This is what you get. And i mostly ride enduro... It gets even more complicated.

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