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ImTheDude wrote:

these crappy CL bike posts are terrible.

enough.

what kind of mouthbreather thinks these posts are funny?

ruskymx wrote:

"I have brand new Front, Rear, and Radiator Fenders. As you can see in the picture I am in the process of replacing the hardware and...

"I have brand new Front, Rear, and Radiator Fenders. As you can see in the picture I am in the process of replacing the hardware and fenders.

Translation - I wadded my self up real good last time out

"Front tire needs to be realigned"

Translation - When the front end tucked & I became a lawn dart, it's still a bit tweaked. (see above.)

"Throttle cable needs to be played with a little, and clutch plates need to be replaced."

Translation - Throttle cable and entire assembly is trashed (see above as well) & the entire clutch assembly grenaded and is now spread throughout the cases mixed in with 10 year old tranny fluid

"I hate to let her go but I am no longer in a position to where I can regularly ride and maintain this bike."

Translation - Wife/GF is making me do it

machine wrote:

He forgot to mention that the rear subframe needs to be re-aligned with the rear tire (see pic#2)...