SUPERCROSS and ass kickin' chickin'

hillbilly
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Edited Date/Time 5/7/2014 11:17am
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him.

It is that high octane stuff like 110 or 118 they claim is barrel uncut or something.

I'm wondering if I take a selfy of TV,fire,dog,little end of the bottle on my lip,big end straight up,air bubble up the neck,

Fer sure a vintage husky jersey,untucked o course, YOU think DD would twitter it,or is it twatter,

I forget when I see that outfit, hell,I will even iron the bill of my john Deere hat flat and tuck my ears if it would help.

The old " sitting on my bike in the den with helmet"is REALLY getting old.

May even rip off a few posts about winning a million motos and crashin so hard on that blind uphill double

Half my brain popped out my ear and I stuffed it back in with a 3/8 extension,6 inch fer reach.

Bottle is in the freezer ,best way to get 3 or 4 good pulls before the wind gets cut off and the colon groans.

4 hrs to go,later.
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slipdog
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5/3/2014 3:40pm
If you tuck the ears, you definitely have a shot.
hillbilly
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5/3/2014 3:46pm
That's what I'm thinkin to,may even clean the mud and cow shit off my boots,

Pant leg in or out?
KMC440
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5/3/2014 4:40pm
In for sure .... she'll get hotter seein all the Benjamins you laid out for the custom stitching ... you best know those leather pants she's got on will be holdin back the colorado river she'll be so wet

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plowboy
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5/3/2014 5:10pm
Billy, I have a lot of kin in your parts. Is there something in the water back there? You sound like a hick...and proud of it. That Turkey has teeth and his pecker is about ass high.
wreckitrandy
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5/3/2014 6:13pm
It depends on which boots yer talking about. If it's yer Sundee go to meetin' pair, rock 'em in. Better yet, do the over alls with one shoulder strap danglin'. That way she'll know what's up. Borrow one of the missus' ear rings and pretend to be a Chad Reed impersonator. You gotta do it man!
MX Culture
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5/3/2014 6:14pm
hillbilly wrote:
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him. It is that high...
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him.

It is that high octane stuff like 110 or 118 they claim is barrel uncut or something.

I'm wondering if I take a selfy of TV,fire,dog,little end of the bottle on my lip,big end straight up,air bubble up the neck,

Fer sure a vintage husky jersey,untucked o course, YOU think DD would twitter it,or is it twatter,

I forget when I see that outfit, hell,I will even iron the bill of my john Deere hat flat and tuck my ears if it would help.

The old " sitting on my bike in the den with helmet"is REALLY getting old.

May even rip off a few posts about winning a million motos and crashin so hard on that blind uphill double

Half my brain popped out my ear and I stuffed it back in with a 3/8 extension,6 inch fer reach.

Bottle is in the freezer ,best way to get 3 or 4 good pulls before the wind gets cut off and the colon groans.

4 hrs to go,later.
what are you, racist?
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5/3/2014 6:19pm
hillbilly wrote:
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him. It is that high...
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him.

It is that high octane stuff like 110 or 118 they claim is barrel uncut or something.

I'm wondering if I take a selfy of TV,fire,dog,little end of the bottle on my lip,big end straight up,air bubble up the neck,

Fer sure a vintage husky jersey,untucked o course, YOU think DD would twitter it,or is it twatter,

I forget when I see that outfit, hell,I will even iron the bill of my john Deere hat flat and tuck my ears if it would help.

The old " sitting on my bike in the den with helmet"is REALLY getting old.

May even rip off a few posts about winning a million motos and crashin so hard on that blind uphill double

Half my brain popped out my ear and I stuffed it back in with a 3/8 extension,6 inch fer reach.

Bottle is in the freezer ,best way to get 3 or 4 good pulls before the wind gets cut off and the colon groans.

4 hrs to go,later.
MX Culture wrote:
what are you, racist?
wth did he say that was even remotely racist?
EastCoastMx
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5/3/2014 6:51pm
Racist? ...............Must be the most overused word of the last two weeks........ I think Hillbilly is the Ronnie Mac of Vital........the act is pure show, but the boy has got a hell of a lot of go.........and don't tell me the word "Boy" is "Racist" in that context.......
5/3/2014 7:06pm
Get it, hb! Pictures or it didn't happen!
Brad460
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5/3/2014 7:08pm
hillbilly wrote:
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him. It is that high...
So,tonite I'm gonna pull the cork on this 5th of turkey a friend gave me,he said it was to hot fer him.

It is that high octane stuff like 110 or 118 they claim is barrel uncut or something.

I'm wondering if I take a selfy of TV,fire,dog,little end of the bottle on my lip,big end straight up,air bubble up the neck,

Fer sure a vintage husky jersey,untucked o course, YOU think DD would twitter it,or is it twatter,

I forget when I see that outfit, hell,I will even iron the bill of my john Deere hat flat and tuck my ears if it would help.

The old " sitting on my bike in the den with helmet"is REALLY getting old.

May even rip off a few posts about winning a million motos and crashin so hard on that blind uphill double

Half my brain popped out my ear and I stuffed it back in with a 3/8 extension,6 inch fer reach.

Bottle is in the freezer ,best way to get 3 or 4 good pulls before the wind gets cut off and the colon groans.

4 hrs to go,later.
MX Culture wrote:
what are you, racist?
What are you, liberal?
Pond Scum
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5/3/2014 7:10pm
Get it, hb! Pictures or it didn't happen!
I'm thinking the same thing about your rib's
wreckitrandy
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5/3/2014 7:15pm
What are you, ambidextrous?
5/3/2014 10:01pm
Get it, hb! Pictures or it didn't happen!
Pond Scum wrote:
I'm thinking the same thing about your rib's
Don't make me do it. You will get hungry.
86honda
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5/3/2014 10:39pm
Chicken and a 40.
hillbilly
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5/4/2014 6:06am
Ah,I just took one good pull,grabbed a 20 inch or 25 tv,headed outside.

I have coax ran out to the cement pond so me and the daughter built a big fire sat the tv on a milk crate and kicked back

Stars out,burnt hotdogs and choked em down with monster while she made marshmallow meteors.

After sitting thru that bullshit of a broadcast I wish one of those firery sugar balls would stuck to my face.

Talk talk talk,30 minute preshow and cant show the 250 heats.

And what the hell was windham saying before the seely anderson showdown? All them adjectives and pronouns,

Was he reading that off the prompter?

I will screw on a used motorcraft filter before ever buying a fram again.



Just watched motogp,damn,the doctor got 2nd.
hillbilly
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5/4/2014 6:17am
Racist? ...............Must be the most overused word of the last two weeks........ I think Hillbilly is the Ronnie Mac of Vital........the act is pure show, but...
Racist? ...............Must be the most overused word of the last two weeks........ I think Hillbilly is the Ronnie Mac of Vital........the act is pure show, but the boy has got a hell of a lot of go.........and don't tell me the word "Boy" is "Racist" in that context.......
I am what I am,I don't lie or hide,

Hell,who of you would posted you spent the night in jail in Atlanta?

I do try to make my posts funny and hick,again,because I'm hick.

If you take life serious,it will kill you.

You're not here for a long time,but for a good time,find something you love and let it kill you.
mxracer336
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5/7/2014 11:17am
Racist? ...............Must be the most overused word of the last two weeks........ I think Hillbilly is the Ronnie Mac of Vital........the act is pure show, but...
Racist? ...............Must be the most overused word of the last two weeks........ I think Hillbilly is the Ronnie Mac of Vital........the act is pure show, but the boy has got a hell of a lot of go.........and don't tell me the word "Boy" is "Racist" in that context.......
hillbilly wrote:
I am what I am,I don't lie or hide, Hell,who of you would posted you spent the night in jail in Atlanta? I do try to...
I am what I am,I don't lie or hide,

Hell,who of you would posted you spent the night in jail in Atlanta?

I do try to make my posts funny and hick,again,because I'm hick.

If you take life serious,it will kill you.

You're not here for a long time,but for a good time,find something you love and let it kill you.
I think Ronnie Mac should stop by hillbillys place after the muddy creek national and we'll have a good old fashion ass kickin motocross video filled with women, beer, and "likker". Hell I'll film it and do the "prep" work on the pretty little country girls that are starring in it......oh and hillbilly call me back... I'd run over there and knock on the door but I like not havin bullet holes in me. Hahaha

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